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Title: Let us hear it for donkeys
Post by: Dostoyevsky on Saturday, November 7, 2015, 03:15:00
I would like an appreciation thread for donkeys.


Title: Re: Let us here it for donkeys
Post by: Dostoyevsky on Saturday, November 7, 2015, 03:18:51
All they do us serve us ungrateful bastards, carrying all our gear around, never complaining. They are caught in the Middle East conflict and nobody gives them them the time of day.


Title: Re: Let us here it for donkeys
Post by: Dostoyevsky on Saturday, November 7, 2015, 03:21:05
Imagine that, and we complain when they have a kick at us


Title: Re: Let us here it for donkeys
Post by: Dostoyevsky on Saturday, November 7, 2015, 03:23:40
Goodness me, they are beautiful creatures, and they never get time off from our cruelty


Title: Re: Let us here it for donkeys
Post by: Dostoyevsky on Saturday, November 7, 2015, 03:27:24
Donkeys are loyal, don't hit them with a stick, how the hell are they supposed to know what you want, all they want is to be free


Title: Re: Let us here it for donkeys
Post by: Dostoyevsky on Saturday, November 7, 2015, 03:36:13
Many of them are pissed off and they look very sad. Enough is enough. They need some time off


Title: Re: Let us here it for donkeys
Post by: Amir on Saturday, November 7, 2015, 03:42:22
The best headline I ever saw on teletext was 'Donkey bite boy loses penis'. Must've looked like a carrot.


Title: Re: Let us here it for donkeys
Post by: Amir on Saturday, November 7, 2015, 03:44:53
When I was in Jordan, a man went past riding a donkey, hitting it with a stick to make it go faster. My guide said, 'there goes an animal, riding a donkey.'

Then he kicked a cat up the arse. Everyone hates cats.


Title: Re: Let us here it for donkeys
Post by: Dostoyevsky on Saturday, November 7, 2015, 03:55:41
Hi Amir,

I like cats, I understand they can be annoying, but let's not hate on them. They have an important job


Title: Re: Let us here it for donkeys
Post by: Amir on Saturday, November 7, 2015, 04:24:20
I love cats really. I was hoping to draw some comments from the anti-cat community, then pounce on them.


Title: Re: Let us here it for donkeys
Post by: Samdy Gray on Saturday, November 7, 2015, 07:12:08
(http://i.imgur.com/UJe9rLc.gif)


Title: Re: Let us here it for donkeys
Post by: Bogus Dave on Saturday, November 7, 2015, 12:39:46
Best thread ever


Title: Re: Let us here it for donkeys
Post by: Batch on Saturday, November 7, 2015, 12:45:06
I'm usually the anti-pedant, but the thread title is winding me up. I don't care if he was drunk/mental/attention seeking.


Title: Re: Let us here it for donkeys
Post by: SuggWillSugg MBE on Saturday, November 7, 2015, 12:54:56
(https://media.giphy.com/media/hBUohEbaRsWha/giphy.gif)


Title: Re: Let us here it for donkeys
Post by: Flashheart on Saturday, November 7, 2015, 13:00:38
I'm usually the anti-pedant, but the thread title is winding me up. I don't care if he was drunk/mental/attention seeking.

Fixed, it was making my teeth itch as well.


Title: Re: Let us hear it for donkeys
Post by: Batch on Saturday, November 7, 2015, 13:04:14
good man.


Title: Re: Let us hear it for donkeys
Post by: No Longer Posh Red on Saturday, November 7, 2015, 13:21:10
Are we talking Eey-ore type donkeys or Aiden Flint type donkeys


Title: Re: Let us hear it for donkeys
Post by: Berniman on Saturday, November 7, 2015, 15:43:04
(http://i.imgur.com/UJe9rLc.gif)

This should be used on most LNT's these days :D