Thetownend.com

Im fucking battered, lets talk shit

We'll win 24-0 at Rochdale tomorrow.

How's that Tans?

I think Lingy will get them fired up for the cup.

If he's got any sense, he'd have sat them down together to watch the Salford match tonight. Brilliant display from a non-league side and one that should inspire any footballer struggling for a bit of form.

Turn up with the machete Alan and that will make my day :D

But Luke Williams is in charge for tomorrow so we're going to get stuffed and everyone is going to die.

I honestly don't know what to expect from tomorrow.

Personally I know what you were thinking with your avatar. Generally I think that you are going to get torched for it unless it was a Fifty Shades of Grey reference my friend  :D

Ace, I'm fucking hammered, say watching horse racing in the US.

I'm coming tooled up Tans. A good likeness too...

(http://cdn.bloody-disgusting.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/machete-danny-trejo-image.jpg)

It was weird enough with the dolphin sex thing. I've studied paraphilias for years and that gif still managed to disturb me!

As for my views on 50 shades and feminism.. Meh. None of you would speak to me again..

Paraphilias? How does amphibiaphilia sit with you? My latest subscription btw:

(http://www2.b3ta.com/fp-archive/host/9067899-1.jpg)


Oh go on then. Bore us to death...

Frogs porn was my first port of call when I found out kermit wanted to be single  :(

You think too much geezer. Avatar has been up for a while now and no one has mentioned it - except you...... ::)

I win Tans!

8)

You can't post in a LNT at this time of day


(http://i.imgur.com/1blnPm6.jpg) (http://imgur.com/1blnPm6)

Ah, the good old NQLNBISOA thread.

Not quite late night but I'm still an alcoholic..?

My best guess

You are a disturbing doppelganger for Mark Cooper Ells. I'm quite taken with the half eaten wrap in the left hand though. Was it chicken salsa?

That's an "o"

I go for Not Quite Late Night But I'm Still On Alcohol

(from last night)

Or is that just Dosser?

I did mean Not Quite Late Night But I'll Start One Anyway, but the references to alcohol are quite relevant.

Gin is an excellent beverage.

Chicken Caesar mate, all day.


Shit, I must still be half cut..

Marry me. We can run away to the Mumbles.

Death? Are we all in our final throes? I'm checking my pulse regularly like a maniac

I can't be the only one to have noticed that Ells has picked up a stalker!

I hope she likes denim.

somewhat ashamed to say it's only quarter to ten (in the evening) and I'm already half-cut.  Bloody age comes to us all :)

and semaphore signals with attendant boxes...

You are an extremely suggestive and dirty man Reginald

Denim what?  :sherlock:

Everything.

1 part intrigued to 2 parts scared

Yup


Spelling her name right might get you about 20 micrometers a bit closer though mate

Denim bed-sheets, and pillows.

In his defence* even I've typed it wrong a few times. Should have come up with a better name.

*this may never happen again

She's defending you now DMR, you're definitely in there. Go on son!

No point, I'm guessing even a mention and the horse will have bolted so to speak

Deffo. DMR has a reputation for being rather quick out of the blocks so to speak

It's never stopped him before.

 :suicide:

Ain't no stopping him now..

And he's not even here to defend himself. Sorry Dave.

The story of him with the hooker in Barcelona(?) is probably the funniest thing I've ever read.

Found it: http://thetownend.com/index.php?topic=44458.msg978313#msg978313

Erm. That threads needs reviving. No, perhaps just left to die peacefully in its sleep  :suicide:

Hahahahahahahahaha

Whatever happened to Juddie?

I've just read all of that thread and I'm never coming here again, bye  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I think that the literal forum version of R O F L says it all really.

Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick

Bye bye Ells  :bye:

I can't be the only one here cringing at Talk Talk's internet stalker vibe? Give the girl a break..

Is Fatbury that guy on Twitter that supports like 8 teams?

Making my way through that thread now.. brilliant.

Feel free to add your own Darlo :D I definitely think that thread needs bumping

Haha I probably shouldn't...

After all, I've never done anything wrong, I've always played by the rules and been good.. so there's nothing to confess.

We need to have a new version of that thread. Hilarious.

I'm only 21 and I could add a few stories.

I'm assuming you also own this album
(http://i.imgur.com/TNQK38I.jpg)

I've added one to the pile.. although it's reasonably tame.

I throughly enjoyed re reading the confessions thread.

Think it was those brought up as Catholics who waded in....

That's the polite way of putting it.

I dunno, DMR losing his virginity and falling madly in love on holiday was a classic. Although I think that might have been preTEF and on thisis.

that confessions thread is indeed a classic, and one I'm very happy I didn't contribute to, I couldn't remember if I had or not :D

is that the one flash has tied up in a box in his basement

edit: no that's jutty

Hahaha it's been a while since anyone brought that up. It was Callela.

That would have been summer 2004, so definitely ThisIs.

Those were the days.

Can someone fill me in?*

*Not DMR.

Didn't Juddie work for Four Four Two or something? Can't remember...

Juddie has his own company now, I think. Plus a family.

It's probable that Twitter caters his STFC online needs nowadays, like many others.