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Title: going to bed with anchovies Post by: Dostoyevsky on Saturday, August 29, 2015, 15:54:43 What is your dirty secrets? I'll kick things off. Climbing into bed with a tin of anchovies and listening to footy. Name your peculiar habits
Title: Re: going to bed with anchovies Post by: Dostoyevsky on Saturday, August 29, 2015, 15:58:39 About to crack it open. Careful you don't cut yourself. The first anchovies will taste lovely. Will give a review shortly
Title: Re: going to bed with anchovies Post by: Dostoyevsky on Saturday, August 29, 2015, 16:02:33 Tasty. I had two and they tasted delicious. There is 10 in the tin but Ihave another two downstairs
Title: Re: going to bed with anchovies Post by: Dostoyevsky on Saturday, August 29, 2015, 16:05:09 Feel a bit diminished each time eat one. Wash it down with booze and you will soon be like Sam Moorshead.
Title: Re: going to bed with anchovies Post by: Flashheart on Saturday, August 29, 2015, 16:11:46 Been on the cider, Dossy?
Title: Re: going to bed with anchovies Post by: Dostoyevsky on Saturday, August 29, 2015, 16:13:42 Just some booze on the side. Tucked into half the tin now. Bloody delicious :nod:
Title: Re: going to bed with anchovies Post by: Sippo on Saturday, August 29, 2015, 16:17:27 In my yoof, I had plenty of fish in bed.
Title: Re: going to bed with anchovies Post by: Dostoyevsky on Saturday, August 29, 2015, 16:21:25 These ones have stained my mattress. Oil spillage is a cause for concern.
Title: Re: going to bed with anchovies Post by: Ells on Saturday, August 29, 2015, 17:41:43 Anchovies are only good when they're used for a salty flavour, Caesar salad in particular.
Hope you're okay Dosser.. Title: Re: going to bed with anchovies Post by: Skinny Pete on Saturday, August 29, 2015, 17:57:46 Are you sure it's anchovies?
2 things in this world smell of fish - and 1 of them is fish Title: Re: going to bed with anchovies Post by: THE FLASH on Saturday, August 29, 2015, 19:54:07 Hardest part of a sex change....sewing in the Anchovy....
Title: Re: going to bed with anchovies Post by: Nemo on Saturday, August 29, 2015, 20:06:25 TEF drinking game: Dosser thread - down it gents!
Title: Re: going to bed with anchovies Post by: DarloSTFC84 on Sunday, August 30, 2015, 09:30:15 Not sure there's been a more random thread.
Title: Re: going to bed with anchovies Post by: suttonred on Sunday, August 30, 2015, 09:40:30 Attention seeking
Title: Re: going to bed with anchovies Post by: DarloSTFC84 on Sunday, August 30, 2015, 09:57:14 I see..
Title: Re: going to bed with anchovies Post by: Red and Proud on Sunday, August 30, 2015, 10:07:08 Bloody hell Dosso, you've just joined a secret society that i thought i was the only member. LIDL sell small jars of them in their speciality range. An orgasmic orgy assulting your tastebuds. Nom, nom, nom.
Title: Re: going to bed with anchovies Post by: Talk Talk on Sunday, August 30, 2015, 23:47:50 Well Dossy, I'm just about to light up your life my friend.
If you haven't already got some, then you really, really need some Patum Peperium. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gentleman's_Relish (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gentleman's_Relish) Title: Re: going to bed with anchovies Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, September 3, 2015, 11:06:32 Anchovies are only good when they're used for a salty flavour, Caesar salad in particular. All pizza should have anchovies, I wish I'd read Dosser's precaution earlier as I managed to cut myself on a tin t'other day, only a nick, but nevertheless annoying. Title: Re: going to bed with anchovies Post by: Red and Proud on Thursday, September 3, 2015, 12:23:47 Well Dossy, I'm just about to light up your life my friend. If you haven't already got some, then you really, really need some Patum Peperium. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gentleman's_Relish (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gentleman's_Relish) I'm sure others were thinking this so i will stick my head above the parapit. I thought gentlemans relish referred to something else.... |