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Trying to erase Saturday afternoon, I've just been catching up on Channel 4's Coach Trip. Currently there is a 22 year old tripper who describes himself as an ex-Professional footballer. He said he played for Swindon Town. His name is Jordan. Any more info?

Jordan pavett ? Think he is about that age.

Yeah its him, hes told a porky about playing for us though

Ah the Samsung Win a Contract winners.

2011: Jordan Pavett (1 unused sub under Paul Bodin)
2012: Chris Smith (1 appearance - including a whole half vs. Bradford!)
2013: Kayden Jackson (a season of loan deals)
2014: Josue Antonio (flopped at Supermarine)

Ah thanks. He says he's from Essex. He'll be on it again on Monday's episode.

I love Coach Trip. It's a travel show, a quiz, fly on the wall and the Generation Game wrapped in to one. And led by the brilliant International Tour Guide, Brendan. The soundtrack to the show is awesome too.

Have you ever played coach trip on coach or minibus trips on away games? Voting off the most annoying people along the way?! It's an idea.

He mentions Town on here https://mobile.twitter.com/Jordan_Pavett

http://www.lfe.org.uk/progression/where-are-they-now/his-story-jordan-pavett

Coach Trip  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: oh dear, programme looks trash.

Combe down are you actually Brendan??
I love coach trip!

Sorry jfw, I'm not Brendan. Do you have a soft spot for him? He would make a good football manager dealing with his miserly budget!

Let's see how Jordan Pavett gets on in today's episode after the humiliation of being DIS-QUAL-I-FIED from the sandcastle buliding competition last week!

Spoiler alert...


Well Jordan & his partner (currently on a yellow card) made it through the mask painting & gondola ride in Venice in today's episode. We visited Venice on the Italy tour in 2012 under Paolo culminating in the 1-1 draw against Bayern Munich.

Pro tip: We don't care.

Don't read on then. Another spolier alert...


Jordan safely through the vote again. Classic to see him sliding along the ground like a snail with modeling balloons on his head for antennae!

His partner & him have a real chance of winning the competition as this is the last week. Get in there Jordan!

I've no idea what you lot are on about, but it sounds real classy..

I saw a few minutes of it a while back, when I was 'working from home'. It's total gash.

I tried to watch it as it was supposed to be good according to several people I know, it isn't. Like herthab says, it's gash.
It's right up there with Gogglebox.

I made the celebrity one years ago, which should give you an idea of the quality or lack there of

I did know that bit obviously, but didn't want to damage your street cred on here ;)

Oi. Gogglebox is the nuts! I agree about Coach Trip mind.

What he said

This guy is clearly Brendan or Jordan!!

Gogglebox currently doesn't have an ex-STFC contractee appearing in it. What would be the point of discussing that in the Players forum?


Spoiler alert...


Jordan was in Italy being taught how to make pasta by one of the locals in Wed's episode. He said he was frightened of Italian bosses as he was under Di Canio at Swindon who was 'ruthless'!

Only two more days to go in the series. Can Jordan pull it off?!

What does he win ?
Another stint at Supermarine ?

Dont think he even went to supermarine did he😎

Nope you're right  :crash:

I'd guess a return coach ticket from wherever it finally stops. the "losers" probably have to thumb it.

Spoiler alert...


In Thursday's episode Jordan shears a sheep! Then sings opera! What a show.

He has made it to Friday's final. Come on Jordan. Jor-dan, Jor-dan, Jor-dan!!!

The prize is usually vouchers for another coach trip. Maybe they'll choose SAS to Colchester.

I'll be sure to watch it Jordan, thanks for the heads up

How can I be Jordan? He is in Italy filming the series finale!

5.30pm Channel 4 today. Come on Jordan!!!

Well I gave it a look
 :drive:
Fail to see the appeal of either the show or Jordan

Can't be arsed to read through the thread, but are we on about Jordan the slapper?

No Jordan the first Samsung winapro winner  :eek:

Great thread.

I got a swindon top with his name on it, a souvenir from the townend bar :pint:

BIG BIG BIG SPOILER ALERT...




Jordan won!!! Well done to him & his partner Nicky. A great couple of guys. Well done lads!

Does winning entitle him to a year as a reserve coach driver for National Express, where he'll never get a go on the coach controls but will be able to tell everyone he used to be a pro?

Did this really happen? Do people *really* watch this shit? What's the point of the Samsung competition? Is Jordan's mum now posting on the TEF? Did Harry agombar try and sabotage any of the challenges?

So many questions

more questions than answers...

They did indeed win vouchers for another coach trip, but private this time.

I'm waiting for Celebrity Coach Trip and the dream team of Paolo and Vinnie Jones!