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Title: UFOs
Post by: spacey on Monday, February 9, 2015, 16:20:16
Have any of you ever seen a UFO?

The evidence in these photographs is pretty compelling, especially the third one.

http://buzzthump.com/5-incredible-photos-prove-aliens-visiting-earth/


Title: Re: UFOs
Post by: kerry red on Monday, February 9, 2015, 16:35:51
Off topic slightly, but during one of my now boringly repetitive insomnia nights, I watched a documentary about parallel universes and how there is a universe that represents what would have happened if only a tiny choice difference was made - so, in effect, there are millions of them.

Apparently scientists have already proved that a particle can exist in many different places at the same time - and as we are made up of particles there is no reason why we can't exist in more than one place, too.

Weird


Title: Re: UFOs
Post by: Nemo on Monday, February 9, 2015, 16:39:56
Missed opportunity to put the Swindon Town alien down as being listed as a "H. Agombar" on the official website...


Title: Re: UFOs
Post by: Peter Venkman on Monday, February 9, 2015, 16:40:27
Missed opportunity to put the Swindon Town alien down as being listed as a "H. Agombar" on the official website...
Looks like he would be handy at corners with a head that big.


Title: Re: UFOs
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, February 9, 2015, 16:57:48
 I'm a believer for pic 3....backs up the only sensible theory I could come up with at the time to explain the McCrory board...

 
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In the 1950's Swindon was sprayed by air with bacteria from Porton Down...this was because the MoD knew of aliens living amongst us, who would be vunerable to this form of germ warfare...unfortunately it was a typical 50's military cock-up. The aliens buried their craft under the CG pitch, during the war years, when the CG was under the disguise of being a PoW camp. The floodlights were built in 1960 to act as a transmitting marker buoy.

The ship needs the combined psychic power of 40,000 human brains to be in its immediate vicinity, to be activated, the aliens cam close in the 70's, but have been thwarted on numerous occasions by the efforts of special forces. No coincidence that the last owner was called Black and was a shadowy figure at the CG, who no-one quite knew what his motivation was.

The latest alien plot...see Callum Rice, is to hold concerts at the CG in an effort to aggregate the necessary people.

Rikki Hunt, a prime mover in recent years also had a scheme which entailed setting up a network of muslamic rays over the Town, disguised as a wi-fi system, in order to brainwash people to attend the CG, it only failed due to the incompetence of his sidekick Blue.

The CG hosts the mother ship....there are others dotted around Wiltshire. See Cley Hill Warminster for example...Waden Hill Avebury....Merlin's Mound, Marlborough.


Title: Re: UFOs
Post by: kerry red on Monday, February 9, 2015, 16:59:19
I read the other day that Swindon is about to get overrun by giant rats. 18 inch long fuckers


Title: Re: UFOs
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, February 9, 2015, 17:07:13
I read the other day that Swindon is about to get overrun by giant rats. 18 inch long fuckers

Already is.....they're called squirrels,  just the tails are a bit different.

On closer inspection....that is H Agombar.


Title: Re: UFOs
Post by: kerry red on Monday, February 9, 2015, 17:15:24
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2942740/Mutant-20-inch-super-rats-closing-Wiltshire-town-t-killed-poison-warn-pest-exterminators.html


Title: Re: UFOs
Post by: Peter Venkman on Monday, February 9, 2015, 17:17:22
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2942740/Mutant-20-inch-super-rats-closing-Wiltshire-town-t-killed-poison-warn-pest-exterminators.html
I saw a rat of a similar size to that one a couple of years ago at the Lawns in Old Town, I don't mind rats but that one made me jump when the big fucker ran out of the bushes.


Title: Re: UFOs
Post by: Flashheart on Monday, February 9, 2015, 17:21:24
Rats are ace.


Title: Re: UFOs
Post by: kerry red on Monday, February 9, 2015, 17:23:07
Cats are ace.

Changed it for you


Title: Re: UFOs
Post by: OrangeTransits on Monday, February 9, 2015, 23:36:10
My mother swears she met one 2 weeks before I was born ................