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Title: IKEA Furniture
Post by: Asher on Monday, August 22, 2005, 20:38:02
Its now taken me 3 days to put up a wardrobe I bought from the shop.  Why don't I just spend some time on it?? im so lazy at times, so far I have put the handles on the doors and the feet on the bottom thats it....

Would anyone like to earn some cash by building it for me?


Title: IKEA Furniture
Post by: yeo on Monday, August 22, 2005, 20:39:39
Fuck me it'll only take you half hour.Your lazier than me and thats saying something.

Does anyone want to tidy my back garden?


Title: IKEA Furniture
Post by: Asher on Monday, August 22, 2005, 20:41:27
I will swap, actually it took me 2 years to sort mine and even then paddy and dilly 5 bellies did it for me.

Its not the putting it up thats putting me off, but once its finished I will then have to sort out my old one and cloths and I just cant be bothered.


Title: IKEA Furniture
Post by: yeo on Monday, August 22, 2005, 20:44:03
I used to pay a dole dosser to do my gardening and decorating but the fuckers moved to Scotland.


Title: IKEA Furniture
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, August 22, 2005, 20:46:27
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
I used to pay a dole dosser to do my gardening and decorating but the fuckers moved to Scotland.


 That's a promising sign....its normally the other way round.


Title: IKEA Furniture
Post by: Sussex on Monday, August 22, 2005, 20:46:59
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
I used to pay a dole dosser to do my gardening and decorating but the fuckers moved to Scotland.


Sonic's moved? I didn't realise.


Title: IKEA Furniture
Post by: yeo on Monday, August 22, 2005, 20:47:18
He is Scottish :D


Title: IKEA Furniture
Post by: reeves4england on Monday, August 22, 2005, 20:53:20
It took me about 2 hours, but it was a 2 man job.

Then again it was a huge wardrobe!


Title: IKEA Furniture
Post by: Asher on Monday, August 22, 2005, 21:08:36
see its not that easy! Im still shattered from Blackpool


Title: IKEA Furniture
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Monday, August 22, 2005, 21:11:54
I'll tidy your garden yeovil, for a reasonable wage. I have my own transport and safety boots.


Title: IKEA Furniture
Post by: reeves4england on Monday, August 22, 2005, 21:15:49
I will happily do it for a tenner per hour or part thereof plus expenses, providing there is very little to do but I could drag it out a bit!


Title: IKEA Furniture
Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, August 22, 2005, 21:16:36
I hate Ikea, too busy!

Nice hotdogs though! :mrgreen:


Title: IKEA Furniture
Post by: Rossi on Monday, August 22, 2005, 21:25:26
My wardrobes came from Ikea, I remember we had trouble getting them home because we had to put them on the roof of the old escort and they weigh a tonne! It was suprising that we got it home because it was creaking the whole way and stuggled big time when we had to go uphill.
My huge wardrobes (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/grahamtilidie/P1010579.jpg)


Title: IKEA Furniture
Post by: yeo on Monday, August 22, 2005, 21:38:31
Quote from: "Ben Wah Balls"
I'll tidy your garden yeovil, for a reasonable wage. I have my own transport and safety boots.


Seriously?

Normally chuck him 30-50 quid .

Its not a nice garden its a shit tip.You'd have to strim the jungle grass then cut it with a mower.Cut back all the over growing tree/vine things hanging over from next doors garden so I can get down the path.Pull the weeds from the patio(ish) area and sweep about abit.

***Warning there is dog poo!!***


Title: IKEA Furniture
Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, August 22, 2005, 23:03:22
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
He is Scottish :D
I'm Irish  :cry:


Title: IKEA Furniture
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Tuesday, August 23, 2005, 01:07:35
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
Quote from: "Ben Wah Balls"
I'll tidy your garden yeovil, for a reasonable wage. I have my own transport and safety boots.


Seriously?

Normally chuck him 30-50 quid .

Its not a nice garden its a shit tip.You'd have to strim the jungle grass then cut it with a mower.Cut back all the over growing tree/vine things hanging over from next doors garden so I can get down the path.Pull the weeds from the patio(ish) area and sweep about abit.

***Warning there is dog poo!!***

I could probably do that.


Title: IKEA Furniture
Post by: Spud on Tuesday, August 23, 2005, 04:40:30
I hate Ikea, i havent seen one Swedish Blonde dolly bird working there yet!?. :evil:


Title: IKEA Furniture
Post by: Bennett on Tuesday, August 23, 2005, 21:02:04
sheeeeeeeeeeeet the mrs has just spent £70 on ikea stuff tonight  :shock:


Title: IKEA Furniture
Post by: Asher on Tuesday, August 23, 2005, 22:35:28
ha ha ha, and mines still in my front room half built!!!!


Title: IKEA Furniture
Post by: Spud on Wednesday, August 24, 2005, 05:01:36
Quote from: "bennett"
sheeeeeeeeeeeet the mrs has just spent £70 on ikea stuff tonight  :shock:


Looks like you'll be a busy boy then http://www.thedugout.tv/community/images/smilies_final/roflol.gif


Title: IKEA Furniture
Post by: Asher on Wednesday, August 24, 2005, 21:52:24
Finally finished it, only problem is like a pleb I put it together downstairs and need to get it up my spiral staircase, may need a hand to get it up? any ideas


Title: IKEA Furniture
Post by: Asher on Wednesday, August 24, 2005, 21:53:59
That sounds dodgy! I meant up the stairs not the other way, in fact I have trouble keeping old percy down! I can get charachter witnesses!


Title: IKEA Furniture
Post by: Spud on Thursday, August 25, 2005, 04:35:52
Quote from: "Monkey Nuts"
Finally finished it, only problem is like a pleb I put it together downstairs and need to get it up my spiral staircase, may need a hand to get it up? any ideas


You Clown!  :shock:


Title: IKEA Furniture
Post by: Asher on Thursday, August 25, 2005, 07:48:12
I hadnt thought, I wanted to watch footy so put it together in my front room, its still there now!


Title: IKEA Furniture
Post by: McLovin on Thursday, August 25, 2005, 08:04:56
Take it apart and start again upstairs.  Should be easier second time round if you paid attention... :wink:


Title: IKEA Furniture
Post by: Asher on Thursday, August 25, 2005, 08:33:07
May be a problem that! I think I can get it up the stairs with some help, will work on it tonight! What an idiot I am


Title: IKEA Furniture
Post by: janaage on Thursday, August 25, 2005, 10:13:38
Quote from: "sonicyouth"
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
He is Scottish :D
I'm Irish  :cry:


Where abouts are your family from though Sonic?  A lot of Scottish Protestants were paid by the governement to go over and settle in Ireland.  So chances are you've got scottish blood in you anyway.  Come join the dark side SY - it is your fate.


Title: IKEA Furniture
Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, August 25, 2005, 11:49:55
My family are from Lismore, Co. Waterford - it's a lovely place.


Title: IKEA Furniture
Post by: Bennett on Friday, August 26, 2005, 20:44:21
oh yeah.

i forgot to ask her what she bought....

apparently £70 went on everything APART from furniture  :shock:


Title: IKEA Furniture
Post by: Asher on Friday, August 26, 2005, 21:28:23
eh? Looks like Ive bought a new place now so means I have to take all this furniture apart! FFS its not worth the hassle!

Its very easy to spend money in that shop tho


Title: IKEA Furniture
Post by: Spud on Saturday, August 27, 2005, 04:45:11
Quote from: "Monkey Nuts"
eh? Looks like Ive bought a new place now so means I have to take all this furniture apart! FFS its not worth the hassle!

Its very easy to spend money in that shop tho


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Just remember to reasemble it in the room you want to keep it in.


Title: IKEA Furniture
Post by: Leggett on Saturday, August 27, 2005, 04:50:04
my bedroom is pretty much entirely IKEA. well, was anyways, a little over-exuberance with a ladyfriend and my bed was broken... (it was already partly roken, we just kinda forced the issue  :oops: )


so now a sturdy solid bedbase for me  :soapy tit wank:


Title: IKEA Furniture
Post by: Spud on Saturday, August 27, 2005, 04:52:24
C'mon Leggett how heavy was this lass?. :-))(


Title: IKEA Furniture
Post by: Leggett on Saturday, August 27, 2005, 04:54:15
she wasnt, cheeky shit! i dont think it was ever put together properly, the wooden slats fell off the metal rungs with just me in the bed, so 2 of us, in a rhythmical motion  :wink: , prooved too much for it to handle  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: IKEA Furniture
Post by: Spud on Saturday, August 27, 2005, 04:56:02
Quote from: "Leggett"
she wasnt, cheeky shit! i dont think it was ever put together properly, the wooden slats fell off the metal rungs with just me in the bed, so 2 of us, in a rhymical motion  :wink: , prooved too much for it to handle  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Get Monkey_Nuts to asemble it for you next time, i heard he's quite good at putting IKEA stuff together..... :roll:  :mrgreen:


Title: IKEA Furniture
Post by: Bennett on Saturday, August 27, 2005, 10:03:20
james your boobs swinging up n down would destroy most things! which of your small gaggle of victims was it?

yes the mrs spent £70 on a coffee table and kitchen stuff like SALAD TONGS

 :?


Title: IKEA Furniture
Post by: Leggett on Saturday, August 27, 2005, 13:12:03
unlucky tubbs. you dont know her mate. not from round here :P


Title: IKEA Furniture
Post by: Bennett on Saturday, August 27, 2005, 16:21:32
HAHAHA i do! she was at your birthday party, you said so earlier


er she er was not my cup of tea......  :?


Title: IKEA Furniture
Post by: Spud on Saturday, August 27, 2005, 16:44:46
Quote from: "bennett"
HAHAHA i do! she was at your birthday party, you said so earlier

er she er was not my cup of tea......  :?


Busted young James.. 8)


Title: IKEA Furniture
Post by: Leggett on Saturday, August 27, 2005, 16:45:17
:soapy tit wank:


Title: IKEA Furniture
Post by: Bennett on Saturday, August 27, 2005, 19:23:08
Quote from: "Leggett"
:soapy tit wank:


mate i'd be nervous smiling if i were you!

i think she wants to get married and actually have your baby


Title: IKEA Furniture
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Saturday, August 27, 2005, 19:40:01
there is a company in brighton  of whom you order ikea stuff out of the catalouge they then go up to croydon and get it for you bring it back to your house and assemble it for you, i have used them loads 8)