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Its now taken me 3 days to put up a wardrobe I bought from the shop.  Why don't I just spend some time on it?? im so lazy at times, so far I have put the handles on the doors and the feet on the bottom thats it....

Would anyone like to earn some cash by building it for me?

Fuck me it'll only take you half hour.Your lazier than me and thats saying something.

Does anyone want to tidy my back garden?

I will swap, actually it took me 2 years to sort mine and even then paddy and dilly 5 bellies did it for me.

Its not the putting it up thats putting me off, but once its finished I will then have to sort out my old one and cloths and I just cant be bothered.

I used to pay a dole dosser to do my gardening and decorating but the fuckers moved to Scotland.

 That's a promising sign....its normally the other way round.

Sonic's moved? I didn't realise.

He is Scottish :D

It took me about 2 hours, but it was a 2 man job.

Then again it was a huge wardrobe!

see its not that easy! Im still shattered from Blackpool

I'll tidy your garden yeovil, for a reasonable wage. I have my own transport and safety boots.

I will happily do it for a tenner per hour or part thereof plus expenses, providing there is very little to do but I could drag it out a bit!

I hate Ikea, too busy!

Nice hotdogs though! :mrgreen:

My wardrobes came from Ikea, I remember we had trouble getting them home because we had to put them on the roof of the old escort and they weigh a tonne! It was suprising that we got it home because it was creaking the whole way and stuggled big time when we had to go uphill.
My huge wardrobes (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/grahamtilidie/P1010579.jpg)

Seriously?

Normally chuck him 30-50 quid .

Its not a nice garden its a shit tip.You'd have to strim the jungle grass then cut it with a mower.Cut back all the over growing tree/vine things hanging over from next doors garden so I can get down the path.Pull the weeds from the patio(ish) area and sweep about abit.

***Warning there is dog poo!!***

I'm Irish  :cry:

I could probably do that.

I hate Ikea, i havent seen one Swedish Blonde dolly bird working there yet!?. :evil:

sheeeeeeeeeeeet the mrs has just spent £70 on ikea stuff tonight  :shock:

ha ha ha, and mines still in my front room half built!!!!

Looks like you'll be a busy boy then http://www.thedugout.tv/community/images/smilies_final/roflol.gif

Finally finished it, only problem is like a pleb I put it together downstairs and need to get it up my spiral staircase, may need a hand to get it up? any ideas

That sounds dodgy! I meant up the stairs not the other way, in fact I have trouble keeping old percy down! I can get charachter witnesses!

You Clown!  :shock:

I hadnt thought, I wanted to watch footy so put it together in my front room, its still there now!

Take it apart and start again upstairs.  Should be easier second time round if you paid attention... :wink:

May be a problem that! I think I can get it up the stairs with some help, will work on it tonight! What an idiot I am

Where abouts are your family from though Sonic?  A lot of Scottish Protestants were paid by the governement to go over and settle in Ireland.  So chances are you've got scottish blood in you anyway.  Come join the dark side SY - it is your fate.

My family are from Lismore, Co. Waterford - it's a lovely place.

oh yeah.

i forgot to ask her what she bought....

apparently £70 went on everything APART from furniture  :shock:

eh? Looks like Ive bought a new place now so means I have to take all this furniture apart! FFS its not worth the hassle!

Its very easy to spend money in that shop tho

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Just remember to reasemble it in the room you want to keep it in.

my bedroom is pretty much entirely IKEA. well, was anyways, a little over-exuberance with a ladyfriend and my bed was broken... (it was already partly roken, we just kinda forced the issue  :oops: )


so now a sturdy solid bedbase for me  :soapy tit wank:

C'mon Leggett how heavy was this lass?. :-))(

she wasnt, cheeky shit! i dont think it was ever put together properly, the wooden slats fell off the metal rungs with just me in the bed, so 2 of us, in a rhythmical motion  :wink: , prooved too much for it to handle  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Get Monkey_Nuts to asemble it for you next time, i heard he's quite good at putting IKEA stuff together..... :roll:  :mrgreen:

james your boobs swinging up n down would destroy most things! which of your small gaggle of victims was it?

yes the mrs spent £70 on a coffee table and kitchen stuff like SALAD TONGS

 :?

unlucky tubbs. you dont know her mate. not from round here :P

HAHAHA i do! she was at your birthday party, you said so earlier


er she er was not my cup of tea......  :?

Busted young James.. 8)

:soapy tit wank:

mate i'd be nervous smiling if i were you!

i think she wants to get married and actually have your baby

there is a company in brighton  of whom you order ikea stuff out of the catalouge they then go up to croydon and get it for you bring it back to your house and assemble it for you, i have used them loads 8)