Title: Football without Soul, a poem about the Premier League. Post by: Crispy on Friday, August 15, 2014, 10:36:55 Read this you cunts.
http://fpffuk.wordpress.com/2014/08/15/football-without-soul-ollyvertweet/ Title: Re: Football without Soul, a poem about the Premier League. Post by: jayohaitchenn on Friday, August 15, 2014, 11:06:25 Poetry is fucking gay and that one is gay and shit.
Title: Re: Football without Soul, a poem about the Premier League. Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, August 15, 2014, 11:19:49 Yeah, nothing says "Fuck you, Premier League" like a rhyming couplet.
Title: Re: Football without Soul, a poem about the Premier League. Post by: Crispy on Friday, August 15, 2014, 11:28:54 It's gay and shit and it's interesting how gay and shit oue league is
Title: Re: Football without Soul, a poem about the Premier League. Post by: Bewster on Friday, August 15, 2014, 11:29:32 No doubting the subject matter, just very poorly executed and written like a schoolboy
Title: Re: Football without Soul, a poem about the Premier League. Post by: Arriba on Friday, August 15, 2014, 11:33:42 The premier league is brilliant. Dream teams, betting, transfer rumours, cheating talking points, etc,etc all of it fucking great.
Football doesn't have a soul either. Never has,its a sport. Title: Re: Football without Soul, a poem about the Premier League. Post by: Nemo on Friday, August 15, 2014, 12:19:33 There was a league called Premier
Whose chairman talked out of his Derrière But everyone loves a little bit of a circus Fun doesn't always have to have a purpose But for it's demise we wouldn't shed a tear There we go, I'm a fecking poet too. Title: Re: Football without Soul, a poem about the Premier League. Post by: StfcRusty on Friday, August 15, 2014, 12:27:38 Thought it was quite good
Title: Re: Football without Soul, a poem about the Premier League. Post by: Bogus Dave on Friday, August 15, 2014, 12:57:32 The Premier League
It is not really that bad So calm the fuck down Title: Re: Football without Soul, a poem about the Premier League. Post by: Crispy on Friday, August 15, 2014, 13:29:55 Not going to lie, it's a shameless plug for a friends blog, so as long as you click the link I couldn't give two fucks what you think of it. For what it's worth, I think it's utter shite.
Title: Re: Football without Soul, a poem about the Premier League. Post by: jayohaitchenn on Friday, August 15, 2014, 13:51:24 Well played, Crispy. Well played.
Title: Re: Football without Soul, a poem about the Premier League. Post by: Red Frog on Friday, August 15, 2014, 14:21:41 It's the South Bank Show, with Jayo and Crispy.
Title: Re: Football without Soul, a poem about the Premier League. Post by: 4D on Friday, August 15, 2014, 14:23:58 I was thinking Zig and Zag.
Title: Re: Football without Soul, a poem about the Premier League. Post by: Tails on Friday, August 15, 2014, 14:43:35 This isn't another 15 year old who's "Against Modern Football" is it?
Title: Re: Football without Soul, a poem about the Premier League. Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, August 15, 2014, 14:46:00 https://twitter.com/OllyverTweet
"40-something father. Old New Romantic. Admirer of Adidas trainees, wedge haircuts and synths. Avowed left-winger. Coal Not Dole." Title: Re: Re: Re: Football without Soul, a poem about the Premier League. Post by: london_red on Friday, August 15, 2014, 16:56:11 https://twitter.com/OllyverTweet Someone put up otanswell's bat signal"40-something father. Old New Romantic. Admirer of Adidas trainees, wedge haircuts and synths. Avowed left-winger. Coal Not Dole." Title: Re: Football without Soul, a poem about the Premier League. Post by: Batch on Friday, August 15, 2014, 17:22:31 The Premier League It is not really that bad So calm the fuck down that doesn't even rhyme. Title: Re: Football without Soul, a poem about the Premier League. Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, August 15, 2014, 18:30:36 Premier League
They're having a laugh Premier League They're having a laugh Who cares about soul? Run me a bath Title: Re: Football without Soul, a poem about the Premier League. Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Friday, August 15, 2014, 19:23:29 The premier league is brilliant. Dream teams, betting, transfer rumours, cheating talking points, etc,etc all of it fucking great. Football doesn't have a soul either. Never has,its a sport. Maskell putting us 2-0 up at Wembley and the memory of it making the hairs on the back of my neck stand on end 21 years later...THWACK! The Edinburgh Derby at Easter Road - Standing in the Hearts End - The entire home part of the Ground to a man singing along to Sunshine On Leith - Ears literally ringing half an our after the end when Hearts have won 1-0 with a late goal. Bumping into old friends and acquaintances at away games who I may not have seen for years but it's like you last saw them a couple of weeks ago Going to Anfield and seeing the Shankley Gates and the Heysel and Hillsborough Memorials for the first time Sitting up in the North Stand at the County Ground 10 minutes before kick off on a warm Saturday afternoon in September - Looking out over the Wiltshire Downs and Liddington Castle off the to the left and Old Town with Christ Church on top of the hill over to the right - Thinking, 'There is nowhere else in the World I would rather be right now'. Doing the tours of Celtic Park and Old Trafford and smelling the history and tradition. Going to a new ground - The first time you set eyes on the pitch On the way to the Ground on match day - the smell of the dodgy burger vans and cigarette/cigar smoke In a pub on the outskirts of some town about 90 minutes before kick off, packed full of Town fans and about 3 pints in - LOU MACARI'S RED AND WHITE ARMY! Working men - Dockers, Ship Builders, Steel Workers - back in the 20's Knocking off work at noon - straight down the pub then packing the terraces of Ibrox, St James Park and Hillsborough. If fantasy football and transfer rumours and betting are what take your fancy that's fine. I'm not knocking that but... Football has and never has had any soul? Really?? All of the above and so much more are why I love football in general and STFC in general. Yes, football is a sport, obviously. But NO FUCKING SOUL?? ARE YOU SURE?? WHAT A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS!! For what it's worth, I think the poem is fine. Shelly or Keates it aint but there's plenty there I can relate to. Your a great mate Crispy aren't you? Posting you own mate's work then saying it's a load of shit - good work fella! P.S. In spite of appearances to the contrary, I am actually in a very good mood. I just disagree very strongly with Arriba's point and felt the need to voice it. Title: Re: Football without Soul, a poem about the Premier League. Post by: adje on Friday, August 15, 2014, 20:37:25 Short,succinct and true but absolutely pointless
Title: Re: Football without Soul, a poem about the Premier League. Post by: otanswell on Friday, August 15, 2014, 20:51:07 Title: Re: Football without Soul, a poem about the Premier League. Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Friday, August 15, 2014, 21:24:59 Short,succinct and true but absolutely pointless But what's the point in anything? We're all just filling in time while we're waiting to die aren't we?Title: Re: Football without Soul, a poem about the Premier League. Post by: Crispy on Friday, August 15, 2014, 22:32:15 Your a great mate Crispy aren't you? Posting you own mate's work then saying it's a load of shit I think so as well, thanks. Title: Re: Football without Soul, a poem about the Premier League. Post by: Arriba on Saturday, August 16, 2014, 08:47:19 Maskell putting us 2-0 up at Wembley and the memory of it making the hairs on the back of my neck stand on end 21 years later...THWACK! The Edinburgh Derby at Easter Road - Standing in the Hearts End - The entire home part of the Ground to a man singing along to Sunshine On Leith - Ears literally ringing half an our after the end when Hearts have won 1-0 with a late goal. Bumping into old friends and acquaintances at away games who I may not have seen for years but it's like you last saw them a couple of weeks ago Going to Anfield and seeing the Shankley Gates and the Heysel and Hillsborough Memorials for the first time Sitting up in the North Stand at the County Ground 10 minutes before kick off on a warm Saturday afternoon in September - Looking out over the Wiltshire Downs and Liddington Castle off the to the left and Old Town with Christ Church on top of the hill over to the right - Thinking, 'There is nowhere else in the World I would rather be right now'. Doing the tours of Celtic Park and Old Trafford and smelling the history and tradition. Going to a new ground - The first time you set eyes on the pitch On the way to the Ground on match day - the smell of the dodgy burger vans and cigarette/cigar smoke In a pub on the outskirts of some town about 90 minutes before kick off, packed full of Town fans and about 3 pints in - LOU MACARI'S RED AND WHITE ARMY! Working men - Dockers, Ship Builders, Steel Workers - back in the 20's Knocking off work at noon - straight down the pub then packing the terraces of Ibrox, St James Park and Hillsborough. If fantasy football and transfer rumours and betting are what take your fancy that's fine. I'm not knocking that but... Football has and never has had any soul? Really?? All of the above and so much more are why I love football in general and STFC in general. Yes, football is a sport, obviously. But NO FUCKING SOUL?? ARE YOU SURE?? WHAT A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS!! For what it's worth, I think the poem is fine. Shelly or Keates it aint but there's plenty there I can relate to. Your a great mate Crispy aren't you? Posting you own mate's work then saying it's a load of shit - good work fella! P.S. In spite of appearances to the contrary, I am actually in a very good mood. I just disagree very strongly with Arriba's point and felt the need to voice it. All good things about football but that doesn't equate to football having a soul. it doesn't. It just brings out different emotions and meanings to different people as you explain above. |