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Title: My Penis and I
Post by: magicroundabout on Monday, August 22, 2005, 13:50:01
was on BBC 3 last night @ 10pm.

Basicaly this guy did a documentry about how people view the size of there cocks and if size matters.

He only had a (on errect) 3½ penis. it was fucking tiny.

he also had it plaster cast and my thumb looked bigger.

it made me chuckle


Title: My Penis and I
Post by: reeves4england on Monday, August 22, 2005, 13:51:06
poor guy...


Title: My Penis and I
Post by: Spud on Monday, August 22, 2005, 14:11:54
I saw some of that, he used to have to sit in the school shitter to eat his lunch cos everybody used to take the piss out of his small cock.

Felt sorry for the big bastard. :cry:


Title: My Penis and I
Post by: reeves4england on Monday, August 22, 2005, 14:27:59
Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC"
I saw some of that, he used to have to sit in the school shitter to eat his lunch cos everybody used to take the piss out of his small cock.

Felt sorry for the big bastard. :cry:
How did they know?!


Title: My Penis and I
Post by: Spud on Monday, August 22, 2005, 14:30:09
Quote from: "reeves4england"
Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC"
I saw some of that, he used to have to sit in the school shitter to eat his lunch cos everybody used to take the piss out of his small cock.

Felt sorry for the big bastard. :cry:
How did they know?!


How did they know what?.


Title: My Penis and I
Post by: reeves4england on Monday, August 22, 2005, 14:31:03
About his undersized instrument


Title: My Penis and I
Post by: Spud on Monday, August 22, 2005, 14:34:19
Because of showers after Games.


Title: My Penis and I
Post by: reeves4england on Monday, August 22, 2005, 14:34:53
:surrender:


Title: My Penis and I
Post by: magicroundabout on Monday, August 22, 2005, 14:35:49
they found out when he was getting changed for PE one day.

felt sorry for him big time


Title: My Penis and I
Post by: reeves4england on Monday, August 22, 2005, 14:37:23
Would you have done if you had been there?!


Title: My Penis and I
Post by: magicroundabout on Monday, August 22, 2005, 14:40:21
i suppose when your that age you don't do you. you don't truley understand etc. so kids will point and laugh.


Title: My Penis and I
Post by: Spud on Monday, August 22, 2005, 14:40:43
To be honest telling someone about their cock size is a bit queer for my liking!.


Title: My Penis and I
Post by: reeves4england on Monday, August 22, 2005, 14:42:00
Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC"
To be honest telling someone about their cock size is a bit queer for my liking!.


Perhaps he should have tried harder to conceal himself. A long t-shirt maybe?!


Title: My Penis and I
Post by: walrus on Monday, August 22, 2005, 21:49:25
Quote from: "reeves4england"
Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC"
To be honest telling someone about their cock size is a bit queer for my liking!.


Perhaps he should have tried harder to conceal himself. A long t-shirt maybe?!


You seem to know an awful lot about concealing your member reeves, something you want to share with thetownend?


Title: My Penis and I
Post by: Johno on Monday, August 22, 2005, 22:37:53
i would like to say now, before anyone implies it, that no i don't know how big r4e cock is. and also that i never want to know!


Title: My Penis and I
Post by: yeo on Monday, August 22, 2005, 22:40:32
A bit to quick to deny that Johno :nod:


Title: My Penis and I
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, August 23, 2005, 07:19:41
You can tell who has a small cock, they allways queue for a cubicle when there are 12 urinals free  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: My Penis and I
Post by: walrus on Tuesday, August 23, 2005, 08:12:06
Quote from: "Ralphy"
You can tell who has a small cock, they allways queue for a cubicle when there are 12 urinals free  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


But what if you want a shit?  It's a bit unhygenic to shit in a urinal, although I have seen it done...   :|


Title: My Penis and I
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, August 23, 2005, 08:17:15
Quote from: "Walrus"
Quote from: "Ralphy"
You can tell who has a small cock, they allways queue for a cubicle when there are 12 urinals free  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


But what if you want a shit?  It's a bit unhygenic to shit in a urinal, although I have seen it done...   :|


Yes but there are people who have no intention of taking a shit they just have a very small cock.


Title: My Penis and I
Post by: Johno on Tuesday, August 23, 2005, 08:24:02
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
A bit to quick to deny that Johno :nod:


thats so no one makes any suggestions rabbi yeovil.


Title: My Penis and I
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Tuesday, August 23, 2005, 12:59:57
If a guy has small hands then it's got to be pretty certain he's got a small cock.


Title: My Penis and I
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, August 23, 2005, 13:06:37
Quote from: "Ben Wah Balls"
If a guy has small hands then it's got to be pretty certain he's got a small cock.


Not true.

My hands are small but my member is average i'd say  :)


Title: My Penis and I
Post by: magicroundabout on Tuesday, August 23, 2005, 13:21:49
Quote

My hands are small but my member is average i'd say


you been measuring again Ralphy,
http://www.cockrule.com/


Title: My Penis and I
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, August 23, 2005, 13:30:25
I know what is small and what isn't  :wink:


Title: My Penis and I
Post by: magicroundabout on Tuesday, August 23, 2005, 13:41:35
Quote from: "Ralphy"
I know what is small and what isn't  :wink:


and you now expect me to share a lift with you to Tranmere :shock:

i best not get drunk and fall asleep


Title: My Penis and I
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, August 23, 2005, 13:52:45
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

You have small feet anyway  :mrgreen:


Title: My Penis and I
Post by: reeves4england on Tuesday, August 23, 2005, 21:26:33
I can honestly say I have never queued for a cubicle in my life! FACT!


Title: My Penis and I
Post by: walrus on Tuesday, August 23, 2005, 23:13:32
But I only have size 9 feet....  Oh wait the formula fits...

Ooops

Don't worry lads, the mullet is going in under a month.  You can fucking change my tagline then too.  Missus can you fuck off....  Thankyou.  Shit I'm in trouble now.  FACK!  There was a shag in offering tonight too....  Bugger you townend.  South Coast Reds Taking It Up The Shitter, Costing Heterosexual Men a Shag  :|


Title: My Penis and I
Post by: Johno on Wednesday, August 24, 2005, 09:56:24
okay then. unlucky!


Title: My Penis and I
Post by: walrus on Wednesday, August 24, 2005, 10:14:08
Ahem....  Must stop drinking.  Don't worry, it didn't...   :|


Title: My Penis and I
Post by: yeo on Wednesday, August 24, 2005, 13:29:45
Ive got small hands and size nine feet .

I'll post a picture of my willy and you can tell me if its small or not.


Title: My Penis and I
Post by: yeo on Wednesday, August 24, 2005, 13:30:06
Not really its a tiddler :D


Title: My Penis and I
Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, August 24, 2005, 13:32:41
Yeovil your hands aren't small are they ?

I have size 9 feet which is impressive for a little guy  :agree:


Title: My Penis and I
Post by: land_of_bo on Wednesday, August 24, 2005, 13:36:33
Mine's massive  :wink:

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b100/landofbo/00007529.jpg


Title: My Penis and I
Post by: sonicyouth on Wednesday, August 24, 2005, 13:38:04
brilliant  :D


Title: My Penis and I
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Wednesday, August 24, 2005, 13:43:59
Well I have really big hands. :advercool: