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I threw a party last night in aid of my parents being away, and it went a bit wrong.  I knew I shouldn't have left free bottles of red wine out.  I've spent the day clearing up sick and piss (who pisses themselves when they're drunk?!) and trying to stop my house stinking of alcohol.  Unfortunately, one of my friends thought it'd be funny to put shemale porn on my computer, except he couldn't find my computer, so he did it to my dad's!

I know how to clear the history, but does this remove the porn all together?  Would system restore work?  I'm going to get found out aren't I.   :|

I'd recount all the amusing anecdotes last night but I feel fucking awful, plus it's a bloody blur.  Had to do a bit of sucking up today as I puked during sex....   :|

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you didnt need to tell us that last bit, however I do feel extremely sorry for your misses.....really I do....

i know loads of people who've done it but only when they are fecking hammered, i'm glad i'm not one of them!  :D

my grooming is reaching fruitition. :D

did they just search for shemale porn or install some sort of dogey program?

I think they just searched some on the net, then set it as the desktop.

I wasn't sick on my girlfriend, plus she was pretty hammered too so she didn't seem overly bothered!

good to see there are manners in the young, after a while you will get used to it in so much as your timing wont alter and you wont miss a stroke, practice makes perfect

Oooooh that reminds....KT shouted something about manners at football totally out of blue.....weird :nuts:

can't remember what he said but it got a few laughs  :D

He said something to the Blackpool player about getting some manners....but he didnt say please....which I duely pointed out

Did you all miss my screams of WIIIIIIIIIDE?

Nah because we played it out wide well, just shame are wingers were staring in a video called 'how not to cross'

i replaced your screams with a call of "move for him town" and various other witty anicdotes about players needing to move.

we missed your ability to track the score though  :D

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bastards

so did you puke on another girl whilst shaggin her, or puke with your missus? :P

Or was he shagging another girl and puked on his missus? To add insult to injury.

you've got a "christian girlfriend" ffs that's enough to make me sick anyway

as for the porn walrus, that's the worst excuse i've heard for ages

"my mate did it" yeah like fuck did he  :wink:

 :shock:  :|

where did you get the christian bit?

he told us that ages ago

a bloody christian girlfriend ffs

i bet she reels of hail marys whilst he's pumping away

maybe she dresses as a nun and whilst he is riding her she sticks a crucafix up her arse whilst sucking off an effigy of our lord saviours only son begotten not made.

 You've seen Ken Russell's The Devils, then Mex?

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Spuddy_STFC promotes ban religion day. :beers:

I assumes he means with a hoover?

It was when a Blackpool player through the ball away, I thought it was rude.

Yo Walrus go to your 'dads' start menu>programs>accessories>system tools>system cleanup. Follow the wizard. You want to clear all temp files and temp internet files.

I don't know if this clears auto complete as well though. To do that open internet explorer and then tools>intenet options. Click the content tab then on auto complete. Click clear the forms.

Don't know why I'm helping. It would be funny for your 'dad' to find out!

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I puked on my missus while having intercourse.  However, after just having a couple of rather rampant sessions I can confirm she does not receit hail mary's during sex.  She's a methodist so she's not supposed to be having sex, but that was knocked out of her straight away.  We're going to uni in a month though so that will be that.  I could never marry a religious bird it would do my nut!

Simon - I fucking love you.  I'll do everything I can to clense my dad's PC, or I will be truly bummed when my folks get back.  My house is a shit tip at the moment.  Piss stains, sick stains, cum on my parent's bed sheets, my sister's room stinking of skunk, PC's filled up with porn, mum's car flat-spotted rear tyres, arse print on my passenger window on my car, tons of beer cans in my neighbour's garden who are incidentally away on holiday, and my house all stinks of booze!

No mattress in the front garden?

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