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Amanda Westenberg
(http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp99/swindon_alan/amandawestenberg1.jpg)

Carice van Houten
(http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp99/swindon_alan/caricevanhouten1.jpg)

Claire de Jong
(http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp99/swindon_alan/clairedejong1.jpg)

Rosine Dacoury, making her only appearance in the Tournament as this might well be the only photo of her on the Internet.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/NemosCMPics/RosineDacoury.jpg)

Team captain Aissata Dia, Miss Ivory Coast 2013 and likely to be ever present as she's kind enough to own an Instragram account
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/NemosCMPics/AissataDia3.jpg)

Nabila Kouakou. A fringe player looking to impress.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/NemosCMPics/NabilaKouakou2.jpg)

OK.

I think it's quite self explanatory. Voting open  24 hours

I'm torn between The Netherland's peanut smuggling antics and the pure filth of Ivory coast's number 3

Ivory Coast 3 looks fun and is the star player in this contest for me

Netherlands No. 2 has the obvious advantage of visible chapel hat pegs - but is a bit of a munter.

Ivory Coast No. 2 looks to be the most attractive but not the most flattering pic.

Could be a close one this

0-0 draw for me....seeing as a friendly, Sven style substitutions needed.

Close contest 0-0 for me too I am afraid.

And so the managerial mind games begin!  As it's only a warm-up game, Nemo's captions make it clear that he is keeping his star players on the bench......for now.  And as for,Talk Talk....."peanuts"  indeed?!  Clearly, they are cashews that are being smuggled!   :)

Hey - I would like to draw the ref's attention to the equivalent of playing with illegal boots giving an unfair advantage. What's with these captions? I thought it was just names that were allowed.

Not that I mind in this one as it's just a friendly, but would like clarification.

Oh and SP, I just pitched the cashews in to see which nutters would bite  :girlgiggle:

Managers are allowed to give 'introductions' to their players.

This is why friendlies are a good idea..... they help iron out the details.  :)

I may even stretch to a haiku next time.

Friendlies definitely a good idea, I didn't expect much of my 3!

My team won't need any introductions. Unfortunately I fear the old adage about familiarity breeding contempt.

Also, Game of Thrones 1 (I'll keep score, but I expect to see plenty of the ladies of GoT)

Westenburg takes the win for me. Close though, Ivory's Number 2 is definitely a contender.

For me she's the prettiest. But pretty doesn't compare with the sultriness of Ivory's number 3.

7-7 an hour ago now 7-15. Clearly all the racists work till 6.

2 - 1 Holland.

2-1 Netherlands. I think the peanut smuggling just edged it for me.

Awful game between 2 poor sides but the Dutch win. Bookies odds on the Dutch winning the World Cup must have increased after this abismal performance

He's clearly keeping his powder (and tissues) dry.

Dutch number one wins it for me, the peanut smuggling for number two does nothing for me at all though.

The dutch number 3 does nothing for me, but if the number 2 had a smile i would go in balls deep, she has that look that says i am filthy in bed.

32-8!

Did the Dutch get prettier after the first 14 looked at the thread?

She's 37 Jutty, so that figures, about your age group  :D

An actress and singer, not a model. So perhaps you need to throw the odd wild card in to get the attention of the glazed over older voters.

And yes Nemo, she was in GoT although I have never watched it.

This is going to be a very interesting competition.

At my age mate as long she is still warm is a goer.
In my younger days i used to date a model, great looks, cracking body ( like an ironing board in bed though ), no personality & boring as fuck. I still keep in contact with her & she is completely different, great personality.

Mannequin?

A bit too cold,

You should, she doesn't spend much time with clothes on.

We should meet up for a beer Nemo. I could accuse you of drinking Weißbier against my Guinness as being racist

::)

Alchoholic apartheid is reprehensible and must be stopped. We must exclude Wetherspoons from international sporting competition until they allow white beer and stout to mix freely.

 :D

I like your style.

What an absolute abomination.

I know it's a friendly, but for fucks sake show the fans some respect and give the quality players 20 minutes to stretch their legs.

Putting out the mongoloid team is an insult to the paying supporter.

I would have thought that your lower intestines would have ended up in Amanda Westenberg Dave? Or is she a bit too skinny for you?

I would readily deposit my DNA in most monsters, including these 6, but this is not a World Cup for horrible fat trolls scooped up in Casbah at 3am.

I believe the competition is "Stunners"

The 2 are mutually exclusive

I'd be in for a friendly if anyone else fancies it.

Got a deep pool of talent and some of the lesser lights need exposure

Holland wins in my eyes