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Might as well get this done now so there's plenty of time for y'all to prepare.

If anybody's curious, I used http://www.randomresult.com/pick.php (http://www.randomresult.com/pick.php) to randomise the teams

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/jamiethon/draw_zpsbea6fae2.png) (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/jamiethon/media/draw_zpsbea6fae2.png.html)

Let me know if I made any mistakes. "I drew a shit team" does not constitute a mistake ;)

Aww man I hate Argentina... Hopefully being South American will help me though, bikinis and whatnot.

Good luck london_red

Ooh, Croatia!

I'll take that!

Cote D'Ivoire.

Can I state in advance that anyone who doesn't vote for me is a racist?

Hmmm..... I can see this going well :doh:

I can work with Switzerland  :) Was hoping for Russia though.

Ah bollocks

Ahahaha, I hadn't noticed that particular country being in the world cup. Beautiful.

I am quite happy with that draw, it is so much better than south Korea, now just to research some German woman. Ithink i will throw myself into this task

Yeah thanks a fucking bunch.

South korea.  Jesus.  I dont think Ill be matching my semi with Denmark last time.

Im gonna win

Ooh, Greece. That'll do.

Costa Rica - I think this will need quality over quantity.

*Edit* scrap that - the quickest of googles shows me that I now want to move to Costa Rica.

Does anybody know the way to San Jose?!

'snigger'

You'll do well getting one without a yashmak

Just a quick query.

How do you prove your pick actually comes from the correct country

:D

You send her name to me along with the images. I'll be checking.

Ta

I got into a bi fight last time about the danish / russian heritage of someone.  Nearly cost me my place in the second round.

Oz.w..get in...I have a chance of getting out he group.

Bloody get in! Brilliant, the Netherlands.

 :D

Having spent eighteen months working over there I almost went blind looking at the gorgeous women.

If Suarez is anything to go by, I'm fucked

Looking forward to drawing on what is no doubt an enormous pool of Ecuadorian talent!

Fucking Ghana?

My second country! Boom!!

:D oh dear

I am all over this!

Viva la Mexico

I'm a 45 year old suddenly feeling like a 16 year old.... quickly shifting to the BBC sport tab when the wife enters the room! That said, preliminary (enjoyable) research suggests Ecuador has a little more going for it than I imagined!

Columbia has quite the talent pool...

Ah yes, but will you give long time standout Shakira one last shot at glory or trust in younger talent?

From a bit of research, Ivory Coast might not be too bad. Lots of beautiful women but struggling a bit to find the partially dressed filthy looking girls that usually win, too much class I suspect.

Honduras.. sickener

After a quick bit of research, I can definitely work with this.

am i missing something, some players are mentioning who they have in the group stages.

has that been done somewhere, and if so, where is it

ta

There is a big thing on it on the bbc website

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/world-cup/fixtures

The TEF competition is mirroring the real competition where the format is concerned. Same groups, dates etc. At least for the group stages.

I'll be putting up the schedule in the next few days or so.

I'm personally anticipating a stand out performance from a certain television actress...

Modern Family, perhaps?

Definitely.
Even in what some might consider a 'veteran' age bracket I think she is stunning!

Google "Beautiful Ivorian Women"

> This is the third result

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-17957766

Fuck my life!

Maybe you could find a pic of Emmanuel Eboue in a frock?  :rofl2:

It's not just her looks.

That accent is pure wood

Got busted when looking at pictures of a F1 driver's bird for my Japanesee squad.

Only had one tab open, schoolboy error. I deserved cold shoulder I got for a while.

Really?

Sounds worse than it was.

Death stare, muttered something under her breath, etc

I've got Mrs Audrey helping pick them out!

Expect an array of women with "nice hands" then...

Happy with Belgium...let's hope after reading the rules I get this right!!!

Bloody hell, finding fit bosnian birds is hard....

Especially with a Slovak flag as your avatar...that can't help.

Haha, thats still my avatar from the 2010 stunners....I wasnt actually going to bother doing it and just forfeit as ive just not had the time but i have my first 3 birds.