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In order to keep topics well, erm, on topic, here is a place in which you can vent your spleen about general shit that has wound you up.

Here's a starter for 10-

Colleagues- flush the fucking bog when you've used it- and use the brush if you had a sphincter explosion. Dealing with your output and waiting for the cistern to fill so I can deal with mine is a pain in the arse.

Is there not already a thread for this?

Yup, we don't need two fucking whinging threads.

http://thetownend.com/index.php?topic=39090.msg1267154;topicseen#new

Might have a rant about the fact that I have two threads to rant in!

FUCKING TWO THREADS!!!!

well I think we do. In fact 3 would be better.

But, that thread is for things that mildly annoy me, i.e. a whiney, whingey thread. The subject of my gripe sometimes sees me apoplectic with rage.

Hence a RANT THREAD :badmood:

I'm imagining a fully grown  man walking into the cubicle and then shouting angrily and repeatedly at a turd in a toilet and it tickles me.

It happens often enough to try the patience of a saint, believe me.

I reckon you've got one person who does it deliberately. Just to bother you.

Oh no. It's a conspiracy. No one person can be suffering simultaneously from all the maladies that present when I visit our traps at work.

There is DNA in shit, take some samples and compare them to everyone's DNA. No arguing who the culprit is then.

When I've laid a particularly big logger that I've been proud of, I've been known not to flush as to show off my masterpiece to the next occupant of the cubicle.  :D

The man or the turd?

Sorry.

WEEKEND FUCKING NIGHT SHIFTS!!! 1900-0700  :doh:

You think yours are bad, mine were 1800-0800!

Yeah but you're trumpton..

yeah but you firemen  just sleep or play pool and volley ball. Lazy millitant bastards  ;)