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What did you give and receive then?
I got a nice watch,trainers,pc speakers and the usual smellies,socks,and dvd's.

Gave the mrs a kindle hd, perfume etc and right old seeing to this morning. Kids got phones,clothes and the usual stuff.

Some wireless speakers and a load of pots, pans and general crockery

Swindon Town onesie.

Booze, Turkish Delight and a Crawley ticket. Oh, and the traditional Christmas morning shag.

call of duty ghosts, some ck boxers, cheese (yes, cheese), kick ass 2 DVD, gran tourismo 6, money, John Lewis vouchers, a yard or Jaffa cakes and a few other little bits. Got the rest of the family to see tomorrow. 

Monopoly Swindon  ;D

A metric fuck ton of chocolate. Star Wars by William Shakespeare (Book,very funny), A Encyclopaedic Marvel Compendium, and the knowledge I'll be getting a car in the new year. Banging.

A Swindon Town 1969 tie. It appears to be the same one as Stan Harland is wearing in a photo in which he's holding the cup with the mayor.

You smoke a pipe?  :sherlock:

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Gave the mrs some anti wrinkle cream. Lucky cow.

Not as good as the chopping boards I bought her a few years back!

I know a guy a few years ago bought his missus a dustbin

same here!

and here

Go to jail, do not pass go, do not collect £20

I thought the Swindon version was Go to Penhill, do not collect your benefits?

Sorry  :-[

Got a new food mixer. The role reversal in our house is going to far.

(To be fair, it is what I asked for)

The wife bought me Gold plated playing cards, they are awesome!

To be fair you got the better end of christmas, you got your own pub!

Innit bruv

Decent haul. Box set of Babylon 5. CDs by Richard Thompson and King Creosote. A few books. Inflatable zimmer frame...........and Monopoly Swindon.

I also got this
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Got the Babyliss i-stubble so I don't have to worry about planning when I shave, hate being clean shaven. Also got a couple of Gap t-shirts, 1 Million gift set, STFC rear windscreen sticker, and Swindon Monopoly. Along with the usual stocking bits.

Bought the mrs a pair of shoes, leggings, clutch bag, onesie, Robbie Williams CD and a fairly impressive collection of stocking presents.

pics

I got an I love rock Hudson t shirt, his auto biography, rock Hudson socks, 2 dozen charred sausages, 2 out of date tins of sardines, and 8 peperamis amongst other things. I wasn't the worst recipient of this years gifts in our family either, damn weirdo's :)

 :eek:

Bloody hell. Sorry, but that's just odd. Charred sausages? Peperami? Eh... was this some kind of odd present bet?

And just what did the worst gift recipient get?

Where is the Mayfair/park lane part of Swindon out of interest?

Lydiard Park and the Magic Roundabout

Junctions 15 and 16.

Sorry, couldn't resist

I think Sutton got smoked sausage, caviar and chorizo. He's exaggerating  :)

A thong with "I hunt Sardines" written on the front.

I think I've been double wooshed here, because as a certain tennis player once said, you can not be serious!