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Phuket panty sniffer caught mid-snatch

http://www.phuketgazette.net/phuket_news/2013/Phuket-panty-sniffer-caught-mid-snatch-22834.html

the best of times and the worst of times for the panty sniffer.

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Love the quote a bit down the page which says 'During his debriefing with police'    :D :clap: 
You couldn't make it

"Man sprayed gold in Sutton Benger sex attack" . . foul play not suspected.

'Motorist Helps Finger Girl' was an Adver headline some years back

Parents keep kids at home to protest at school closure

Celtic 0 : 3 Inverness
Super Caley Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious (Sun)

(http://pics.livejournal.com/luvthatdrtywata/pic/001dbexe/s640x480)

Celtic 1 - 3 Inverness.

'In truth, though, the gag could most charitably be described as a homage, given that the Liverpool Echo had beaten the Sun to the pun(ch) by nearly three decades, reporting a 1970s Ian Callaghan masterclass against Queens Park Rangers thus: SUPER CALLY GOES BALLISTIC, QPR ATROCIOUS.'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-23878907

Ah thanks for the education. So The Sun still screwing Liverpool then.

Always remember a friend who worked for a local paper, always used to get away with some real great headlines with his articles usually full of puns.  But the one I remember him being particularly happy with was a drug charity receiving some cash and he managed to get away with the headline  A  shot in the arm for ..........  and proceeded with details of a cash injection

Come now, the best by far is the one I saw in my local rag a few years back:

"Local Man Dies of Natural Causes"

Wonder If Sam is reading this  :hmmm:

When I was in Ireland the Tipperary paper had a headline

'Man Attacks Man With Candle'

I've got the clipping somewhere

One I think I've mentioned on here before...from our very own Adver, no less:

Parkin Fears Jock's Trap
Saturday, Aug 12th 2006

Rochdale, managed by Steve Parkin, were visiting the County Ground that day.  And Steve was wary of the threat provided by Lee Peacock, who he had worked with at Mansfield earlier in his career.

"Queen in brawl at Palace" proclaimed London's Evening Standard paper stands ......

referring to Crystal Palace striker Gerry Queen's Saturday afternoon activities (many, many years ago)

This one was a classic from The Sun.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/144406/Marks-Benders.html

All the more so because I knew the bloke in question.

The Sun makes the Daily Mail look progressive

I have to say, SuperCali nicked or not, this is the second brilliant Sun Headline and there is no, er, organ that boasts quite such an irreverent and creative (ab)use of the English Language

There was one on sky sports a little while ago (can't seem to fin it now) about Jo Kuffour wanting to leave somewhere (Gills?) which read "Go on now Jo, walk out Kuffour"

A friend of a friend used to be a sub editor on the local rag in Norwich and when Newcastle sacked Kenny Dalglish ran the headline 'Oh my god they sacked Kenny'