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http://toys.usvsth3m.com/north-o-meter/

I'm 12% northern. I feel dirty.

10% northern - somewhere around Bournemouth. I guess I'm a true southerner (and proud).

35% northern. It's not that I'm bothered about, it was the somewhere near (P)Oxford comment that I objected to.

7% I feel violated and must get drunk tonight. No mention of pigeons, whippets, tin baths or wife beating so I can console myself its not a proper test

Apparently im 74% northern.  Somewhere near Hull.  Ive worked too many years for a northern company.

I'm almost a quarter norvern....I'm going for a bath.

42%. I like Norverners, but being compared to Wolverhampton was a bit much.

0%, that's somewhere around Jersey!

Congrats...you must fit in well in Sleaford.

worryingly, that is almost French, n'est-ce pas?  still, easily beats Paolo's "somewhere near Oxford"

12%, but probably because I'm not averse to the idea of a pie in a bread roll.

42%
FFS

Bath wont cut it unless its an acid one
 :cry:

Loaded questions anyway
Pie in a roll - certainly tho not called a barm
Mild,Bitter or Pear Cider - ummmm wheres the lager ???

Pie in a roll. Wtf? You'll be eating Christmas cake with cheese next.

70% - I am off to live in Hull

Never had a pie in a roll ?
Discovered that years ago in the works canteen
Proper winter fayre

55%. I'm from Nottingham. Am I 'eck as like.

52% - somewhere near Nottingham - Bow and arrow and a pair of green tights for me then !

82%. Quite pleased with that, diluted a little but not bad after 25 years of living among you shandy-drinking southerners :)

Ahm wiv thee!

75%

For somebody born in the north, living in the north, and of northern stock, it makes sense.

52% Northern. Somewhere near Nottingham, it said. To be fair, that's pretty bloody accurate.

Bang on. I've had chips and gravy about twice but like bitter.

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Oxford City play in the Conference North....so you'd expect to be classed as norvern.

I can't believe some of you seem to be proud. you should be ashamed of yourselves

Mine said 7% but my arrow was off the bottom?

25%, London. Which is ironic as I am from London.

Not ironic...but a coincidence...I thought you were from Bosnia..

Surprisingly Northern, but I like the other polls on the site too - especially "How much are you hated by the Daily Mail?" Proud to say I'm detested.

Explain it to me. Because what it sounds like is pie, a kind of meat thing encased in pastry, inside a roll, a kind of bread with a crust.

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But that makes no sense.

I'm 45% northern which puts me somewhere near Wolverhampton.  I think I lost that one, heavily.

South of Jersey apparently, I've never even been there, did go camping in france in August. Oh my god I'm French aren't I.

My commiserations

After +20 years up here, got an inside track on some Northern ways and saying, still only scored 35% so not gone fully native yet thank god. Must go now, my street's outside toilet is available.   

Score of 85% puts me up near Hull. Would of preferred sherwood forest to be honest

67%...somewhere near Doncaster..

Yeah that was a kick to the crotch.

68% up near Doncaster, which I guess is about right considering I was born in Sunderland but lived my life down in Swindon

35% - Somewhere near oxford. Sadly how fucking true

That is worse than actually up north

22% A Londoner, which in my book is much worse than being a Northerner and on par with the Pox
If I could give up chips n gravy I would of returned a real southern score. Damn my working class roots.

10% northern, so somewhere near Bournemouth.

I also took the "are you hated by the Daily Mail test", and i'm loathed, so that's a result....

38%, somewhere around Oxford.....cunts.

34%. Another one in the "somewhere round Oxford" camp. FFS!

Mais oui!

Ditto 12%, thats unhealthy.

It was the alcohol question that got me, I chose bitter.

I don't drink any of those kinds of alcohol so I went for 'mild' whatever the fuck that is.

About a £1 a pint last time I drank it (in Brum)

Edit: Surely you've heard of mild and bitter?  ;)

I am 50% northern, somewhere around Nottingham.  Seems a bit high as I've only been oop north four years of my 29 on this planet, but I have started to use a couple of northern phrases/words, so perhaps it is fair enough.

I s'e thee.

*fixed