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Title: My day Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Monday, November 4, 2013, 18:56:42 So far today I have seen a man take a shit by some bins across the road from one of my pubs, been punched by a fucking seymour women and looked down the top of an attractive Spanish girl.
Can anyone top that? Title: Re: My day Post by: DRS on Monday, November 4, 2013, 18:58:55 Yeah i can. I took a shit in some bins dressed up as a spanish bird and twatted some cunt who was perving down my top
Title: Re: My day Post by: Batch on Monday, November 4, 2013, 19:00:12 Yeah i can. I took a shit in some bins dressed up as a spanish bird and twatted some cunt who was perving down my top With that information will Mex now delete you from his wank bank....will he... Title: Re: My day Post by: DMR on Monday, November 4, 2013, 19:01:10 If you wanted everyone to know you now have 2 pubs you could have just said so x
Title: Re: My day Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Monday, November 4, 2013, 19:04:19 wank bank overload. Currently watching a big fat man sitting on some steps singing part time lover badly, oh and dmr your barred from both and my clubs too
Title: Re: My day Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, November 4, 2013, 19:06:42 Yeah i can. I took a shit in some bins dressed up as a spanish bird and twatted some cunt who was perving down my top And to top it off you fell asleep on the bus ;) Title: Re: My day Post by: leefer on Monday, November 4, 2013, 19:25:14 Not today...but on Friday delivering to the terminal 2 refurb at Heathrow a tall man stood proud at the toilet door and flashed me a smile and then uttered the immortal words....hi,i am Lithuanian.
Neeless to say it was the quickest piss i have ever had. Title: Re: My day Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, November 4, 2013, 19:32:09 I went into Melksham town centre, that was a treat!
Title: Re: My day Post by: Saxondale on Monday, November 4, 2013, 20:59:25 I've been in Bournemouth. Where dreams go to die. I bought some new trousers and eaten a wagamamas.
I have defecated once, but not seen anyone else do so. I suspect they have but I didnt try to watch. Title: Re: My day Post by: Saxondale on Monday, November 4, 2013, 21:02:22 Someone did ask me yesterday if I'd looked up Mex when I was down in the south east. We've all looked up Mex. A terrifying sight. Especially since he's been in Brighton. Its like a pestilent windsock painted by salvador dali.
Title: Re: My day Post by: Notts red on Monday, November 4, 2013, 23:02:15 I went into Melksham town centre, that was a treat! Me too, past all the pound stretcher shops and takeaways ! Title: Re: My day Post by: TheMajorSTFC on Monday, November 4, 2013, 23:05:04 I went back to work after a week off; it was shit!
Title: Re: My day Post by: Kinky Tom on Tuesday, November 5, 2013, 02:06:44 Not today...but on Friday delivering to the terminal 2 refurb at Heathrow a tall man stood proud at the toilet door and flashed me a smile and then uttered the immortal words....hi,i am Lithuanian. Neeless to say it was the quickest piss i have ever had. the Lithuanians we have in mk are all extremely attractive young ladies Title: Re: My day Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, November 5, 2013, 03:26:25 I went to the hospital to get an AIDS test
Title: Re: My day Post by: derbystfc on Tuesday, November 5, 2013, 14:16:19 the Lithuanians we have in mk are all extremely attractive young ladies Of a side note kinky Tom, the bakery in Stony Strattford now do Lardy Cakes :) |