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http://www.wiltshiretimes.co.uk/news/10622263.Wiltshire_man_admits_sex_with_goat/

Sign him up

Well i suppose its one way of having kids. :-[

Don't be a silly billy.

I bet he's feeling a bit sheepish now.

Stop bleating on about it.

Gruff justice

Get your Goat....I mean coat

This guy has also got previous for incest... Apparently he was missing his Nanny

 :zipped:Apparently there's no truth in this... The northern, money grabbing goat is a lying slag

Puns aside, how would anybody deal with this being exposed?

There'd be no point in trying to deny it. The best tactic may be to face it head it head on: "Yeah, I'm into ruminants. What?. Say something"

Sorry to butt in,this subject  should be grasped by the horns.

its how Garrincha lost his virginity-so ok in my book.

Any particular reason you moved to Kent? Were you a baaaad boy?

Manaman's a goatfucker fam

When I read this I thought you were all kidding but it does appear that Billy No Mates got caught!

The blokes from Lavington. Rob Newman. Knobbed a goat up Easterton Sands.. #Respect

I think this subject needs to be treated with kid gloves

I think he's done mutton wrong.

Because the Goat has complained put a picture of him in the paper with the face blacked out for anonimity. By the way if it was with a female Goat that's fine but with a Male/Billy that is disgusting

He was said to have an unbelievably large cock as well, so Pele has said.

Everything I've read about this case suggests it took part in a hotel, so there's likely to be more to the story than is being reported. I mean, has anyone looked at the goat's twitter account?

If he can lead the line, the number 9 shirt is his to lose.

he didn't have enough ram to load the internet.

I heard it started after the goat kept stomping over the man's bridge. Who'd have thought such innocent trolling would end this gruff way.

Cannot believe there is no comments section below the story... I suppose it would just be full of comments bleating on about how baaad it all was.

I was chatting to a colleague a few weeks ago and he was telling me that he grew up on a goat farm in Inner Mongolia,  when I asked him if he'd become intimate with any of them he looked like the kiddy caught with his hand in the cookie jar,  went completely over the top in denying it.  I've now renamed Billy.

The one question I have is at what point do you think to yourself 'you know what, penetrating that goat looks much more fun than a quick hand shuffle'.

Oh come on, we have all had that thought at one time or another...  :girlgiggle:

Head for the shaving foam!!!

Another word for a goatee. Legend has it that in ancient day Rome when a beard was a symbol of power and manhood, when a man was caught fucking a goat, the villagers would hold him down and shave off the sides of his beard, leaving him with what today is known as a goatee. Then all the villagers would know that this man was a goatfucker because of the 'goatfucker' he wore on his face. This would bring the goatfucker much shame.

You made that up didn't you?

Depends on if its a looker  :hmmm:

Why do you ask?

Got a goatee by any chance?

Because it sounds like you made it up.

No, I don't have a goatee - I look enough of a cunt as it is.

Twas something that came up when googling goat fucking

So who knows whether it is fact or fiction.

Sounds good, though

You're on a list now.

No kidding!

Nobody has taken the Goat into consideration here - they might have enjoyed it, also how long is the gestation period of a goat, only ask because we may have a half man half Goat born. The curfew is good sense as can see all the farm animals looking over their shoulder after 7 as soon as they hear footsteps.

I thought it sounded like bullshit but asked an Italian friend earlier and does seem to be true

Perhaps a case of the goat currying favour ?

Had my first taste of goat curry years ago when I sort of gatecrashed a Caribbean party at Brize Norton.

I was the only white fella there!

As if shagging the goat wasn't shame enough

Speak for yourself

I've also thought a goatee was the beard choice of preening cunts, now I can also think of the above when I see one.