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Title: Advice on cross-dressing
Post by: The Great Stan on Tuesday, July 23, 2013, 15:21:34
Hold on, it's not what you think!

During a drunken evening me and my brother in law reckoned we could make better women then our wives could make blokes.

Apparently I made such a hoo-hah about it I can't now back out.

So, does anyone know where a 6ft, 15 stone bloke with size 10 feet can get in touch with his feminine side.

We're talking the whole hog here. Make up, dressed up to the nines etc.

Would it best to just go as a tart or like David Walliams in Little Britain 'I'm a Lady' sketch - like something out of a Bronte novel with bonnets and bodices etc


Title: Re: Advice on cross-dressing
Post by: Bob's Orange on Tuesday, July 23, 2013, 15:23:22
PM DMR, he'll be able to assist you Stan.


Title: Re: Advice on cross-dressing
Post by: The Great Stan on Tuesday, July 23, 2013, 15:25:47
Is he a lady-boy?


Title: Re: Advice on cross-dressing
Post by: Ardiles on Tuesday, July 23, 2013, 15:29:27
PM DMR, he'll be able to assist you Stan.

Or maybe our resident Bangkok resident?


Title: Re: Advice on cross-dressing
Post by: Bob's Orange on Tuesday, July 23, 2013, 15:29:42
Is he a lady-boy?

More or less.


Title: Re: Advice on cross-dressing
Post by: ronnie21 on Tuesday, July 23, 2013, 15:56:19
I think Tans is your man!!


Title: Re: Advice on cross-dressing
Post by: DMR on Tuesday, July 23, 2013, 15:59:01
I have penetrated several hulking 6ft beasts with size 10 feet but they were all bona fide women.


Title: Re: Advice on cross-dressing
Post by: leefer on Tuesday, July 23, 2013, 17:01:14
More like racehorses.


Title: Re: Advice on cross-dressing
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, July 23, 2013, 17:20:36
I have penetrated several hulking 6ft beasts with size 10 feet but they were all bona fide women.

Is that with or without heels on?


Title: Re: Advice on cross-dressing
Post by: tans on Tuesday, July 23, 2013, 17:29:03
I think Tans is your man!!

Cheeky cunt!


Title: Re: Advice on cross-dressing
Post by: Berniman on Tuesday, July 23, 2013, 18:45:56
Ask a poster called Dostoyevsky, he will help you out.


Title: Re: Advice on cross-dressing
Post by: Peter Gibbons on Tuesday, July 23, 2013, 23:16:38
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Title: Re: Advice on cross-dressing
Post by: 4D on Wednesday, July 24, 2013, 11:55:57
I have penetrated several hulking 6ft beasts with size 10 feet but they were all bona fide women.

Was her name Stan?


Title: Re: Advice on cross-dressing
Post by: The Great Stan on Wednesday, July 24, 2013, 12:09:11
cunt

Appreciate your input.

So, does anyone actually have any idea where I can get some outsized women's clobber?


Title: Re: Advice on cross-dressing
Post by: leefer on Wednesday, July 24, 2013, 12:23:55
Any charity shop.....for peanuts,

Most will even let you try the stuff on :D


Title: Re: Advice on cross-dressing
Post by: 4D on Wednesday, July 24, 2013, 12:25:22
Appreciate your input.

So, does anyone actually have any idea where I can get some outsized women's clobber?

Well, DMR may have trophied some underwear, you could pm him?


Title: Re: Advice on cross-dressing
Post by: The Great Stan on Wednesday, July 24, 2013, 13:15:02
Any charity shop.....for peanuts,

Most will even let you try the stuff on :D

In the female changing room?

Charity shops do seem to be the answer, albeit a bit public.

Wish I'd kept my big drunken gob shut now


Title: Re: Advice on cross-dressing
Post by: Batch on Wednesday, July 24, 2013, 17:43:22
Wish I'd kept my big drunken gob shut now

There's no need for handbags.

Actually...


Title: Re: Advice on cross-dressing
Post by: singingiiiffy on Wednesday, July 24, 2013, 17:51:44
In the female changing room?

Charity shops do seem to be the answer, albeit a bit public.

Wish I'd kept my big drunken gob shut now

such a drama queen  :gay:


Title: Re: Advice on cross-dressing
Post by: Dozno9 on Wednesday, July 24, 2013, 17:52:51
A big girls blouse is what you need.


Title: Re: Advice on cross-dressing
Post by: Costanza on Wednesday, July 24, 2013, 17:53:10
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

"Don't get your knickers in a twist mate!"

SWISH!


Title: Re: Advice on cross-dressing
Post by: Bob's Orange on Wednesday, July 24, 2013, 20:05:43
He's made himself look a bit of a cullot