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Title: Top tips
Post by: 4D on Friday, June 21, 2013, 11:30:56
Could be useful to have a thread for top tips, seen a few so I'll stick em on here.

1. Buy antifreeze and de-icer during the summer.
2. Don't go to a gig with your missus.


Title: Re: Top tips
Post by: Gnasher on Friday, June 21, 2013, 11:47:49
Sorry, misread the title.


Title: Re: Top tips
Post by: Uncletrunx on Friday, June 21, 2013, 15:50:27
Discover your "George Osbourne" name by slamming your fingers in the door of your car, and writing down the first three words that you say.


Title: Re: Top tips
Post by: nochee on Friday, June 21, 2013, 16:29:28
A monkey nut shell split in two makes fantastic knee pads for pigeons


Title: Re: Top tips
Post by: kerry red on Friday, June 21, 2013, 16:35:24
Don't go for a piss smoking a cigar