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Title: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: Flashheart on Monday, May 27, 2013, 12:33:04
I may have missed some. Please feel free to add.

Let's start with the Pierre Chang rumour, which I can't find.

Fail

What do we know about him then? Ex Hull chairman. I understand he is involved with the new lot.

Some contact was confirmed by Morshead - 1/2 true

His arrival is imminent. I believe he will be at the match tomorrow.

FAIL

The same person who told me about Duffen told me that Kenneth McEvoy is a target from Spurs.

Kenneth McEvoy, as revealed by myself a few weeks ago.

No mention of Gregory Hall in the statement then. It's no surpise he isn't actually on the board -
No mention of Gregory Hall in the statement then. It's no surpise he isn't actually on the board - after the grilling that poor old Martin King got up at the Football League HQ I don't think Hall would fancy his chances either when it comes to fit and proper!
I don't think Hall would fancy his chances either when it comes to fit and proper!

Unsubstantiated

Hence the sudden 'doubt' as the Adver are reporting. Not sure to what extent he is injured/unfit but would be a superb addition.

(Jason Roberts) - FAIL

Even if he doesn't sign, expect a 'player coach' deal in the summer when his Reading deal expires. His 'meeting' with a few of the players that he mentioned on Twitter was at the County Ground when we were first in for him - it seems the embargo was at one point almost lifted which supports the PDC sue claims recently as being the un foreseen hold up...

In other news, I am told that McCormack is close to signing for a Championship club.

FAIL

(Jason Roberts) - Pending.....

FAIL

Don't expect Aden Flint to stick around - he will be off.

Opinion or scoop? - Hit

Quote
Friendly with Spurs

Tenuous at best - HIT

Paul Caddis will not play for Swindon again.

Opinion or scoop? Either way - Pending

From what I have heard, Tommy Miller will be joining Hartlepool in the summer.

Pending

I also heard that he is costing the club £800k in houses cars and phones.

(Tommy Miller) Ha ha - Unsubstantiated

They are putting in place a loyalty system next season which will come in handy for matches like this.

Oh my, I do believe the boy got one right. - HIT

Ferry is Scotland bound.

Pending.......



Darren Ward is also not happy and I believe he said post match on Monday that he will have to talk to the manager as he dropped a league to challenge and dismantling our squad is not doing that.

Unsubstantiated


I heard that Murrell twatted Winkelman at Franchise post match.

Unsubstantiated


So it wasn't just Cheltenham who told this lot to get stuffed. They also got laughed off by the mighty Forest Green Rovers!

Unsubstantiated

Been told that Graham Burke of Aston Villa is a target. Highly thought of by Kmac who coached him at Villa but hasn't yet made a first team appearance.

Unsubstantiated/pending.....


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: Flashheart on Monday, May 27, 2013, 12:35:31
So far then a few dismal failures, some in the pipeline, 1 (1/2) hits and a load completely unsubstantiated.


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: Abrahammer on Monday, May 27, 2013, 12:46:54
Tottenham Hotspur XI (Home) - TBC

I'd honestly hope this one comes true


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: Dr Pierre Chang on Monday, May 27, 2013, 12:48:31
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: at you taking the Miller costing us 800k (see posts above it) and Winkleman (same again) posts seriously.

No where did I say McEvoy was to sign, only that he was a target.

Lets see how this looks at the end of August. More hits than misses no doubt.


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: Leggett on Monday, May 27, 2013, 12:50:38
Fuck off.


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: Flashheart on Monday, May 27, 2013, 12:53:23
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: at you taking the Miller costing us 800k (see posts above it) and Winkleman (same again) posts seriously.

Don't try to back out of it you cunt.

No where did I say McEvoy was to sign, only that he was a target.

Which, as I said, is unsubstantiated. Back it up or STFU!

Lets see how this looks at the end of August. More hits than misses no doubt.

Yes, we shall see.


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: kerry red on Monday, May 27, 2013, 13:14:28
And I thought this thread would be about the American-Chinese tennis player of a few years back

Disappointed!


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: Peter Gibbons on Monday, May 27, 2013, 13:16:16
And I thought this thread would be about the American-Chinese tennis player of a few years back

Disappointed!

I honestly though it was going to be a thread about South East Asian beers!


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: horlock07 on Monday, May 27, 2013, 13:17:55


Lets see how this looks at the end of August. More hits than misses no doubt.

You must be dread August coming.... back to school and all that?


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: horlock07 on Monday, May 27, 2013, 13:21:18
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: at you taking the Miller costing us 800k (see posts above it) and Winkleman (same again) posts seriously.


Not the old 'I was joking chestnut' sorry I am not buying that my old fruit.

Can I suggest a crafty bazinga after any of your crazy japes so us lesser mortals can keep up with your sparkling wit?


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: kerry red on Monday, May 27, 2013, 13:25:58
I honestly though it was going to be a thread about South East Asian beers!

I had some Japanese beer at the weekend - Ahari.

Very nice


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: Flashheart on Monday, May 27, 2013, 13:29:37
I had some Japanese beer at the weekend - Ahari.

Very nice

Never heard of it. Do you mean Asahi?


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: kerry red on Monday, May 27, 2013, 14:22:31
Could well be that. The logo on the pump wasn't too clear.

Apologees for going off your topic!


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: DiV on Monday, May 27, 2013, 16:53:33
There are certainly more established and some what believed posters who post just as much wrong insider information.

I thought after the Jason Roberts thing Chang has been trolling it for a laugh...


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: Paolo69 on Monday, May 27, 2013, 16:58:26
I thought after the Jason Roberts thing Chang has been trolling it for a laugh...

Think you're overestimating him a little there DV.


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: kerry red on Monday, May 27, 2013, 17:00:37
There are certainly more established and some what believed posters who post just as much wrong insider information.

I thought after the Jason Roberts thing Chang has been trolling it for a laugh...

TBF I did say on another thread I saw a BMW coming out of the CG with a personalised plate that spelt J Roberts so he may not be too far away with that one


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: Paolo69 on Monday, May 27, 2013, 18:13:52
I would be amazed. He has a year on his contract at Reading left. He was a revalation for them to get them out of the Championship when they went up the year before last. He's probably on about £20k a week too. Even if Reading were prepared to let him go I can't see why he'd come here. Aren't we supposed to be paying peanuts this year?


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: Flashheart on Monday, June 3, 2013, 10:11:03
Quelle surprise, another fail (McCormack)


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: DMR on Monday, June 3, 2013, 10:44:04
You must have too much time on your hands to trawl through all that!


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: Flashheart on Monday, June 3, 2013, 10:48:43
I do indeed have too much time on my hands David.


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Monday, June 3, 2013, 12:44:32
What did he say about McCormack?


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: Flashheart on Monday, June 3, 2013, 12:49:17
That he was close to signing for a championship club.


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: Arriba on Monday, June 3, 2013, 12:53:01
Maybe he was? things change quickly in football.
Think chang loves all the attention he's getting. Seems to lap it up.


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: Flashheart on Monday, June 3, 2013, 12:59:07
...... and maybe he wasn't.

He's full of these 'scoops' that can't be verified either way yet claims to have a high success rate while also having constant digs at other people that share information.

And he may be an attention seeking cunt, but he's a wrong attention seeking cunt.


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: FreddySTFC! on Monday, June 3, 2013, 14:05:08
...... and maybe he wasn't.

He's full of these 'scoops' that can't be verified either way yet claims to have a high success rate while also having constant digs at other people that share information.

And he may be an attention seeking cunt, but he's a wrong attention seeking cunt.
He gets to you way too easily Flash  :D I don't think he's deserving of the dossier you've created on him tbh!!!!


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: derbystfc on Monday, June 3, 2013, 14:10:04
Comes across as someone who pisses in the wind, and wonders why he stinks of piss. Bollocks basically


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: Peter Gibbons on Monday, June 3, 2013, 18:36:24
Comes across as someone who pisses in the wind, and wonders why he stinks of piss. Bollocks basically

I don't know what that means but I like it :D


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: Dr Pierre Chang on Monday, June 3, 2013, 18:39:24
That he was close to signing for a championship club.
Fwiw I am told Doncaster were the only of the supposed Championship clubs interested in him to put an offer on the table but McCormack didn't want to uproot up North.

I was surprised to hear what Brentford offered him. They are clearly going for it again next season.


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: Peter Gibbons on Monday, June 3, 2013, 18:42:36
:popcorn:


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, June 3, 2013, 18:47:07
I think the phrase we're looking for is 'if you throw enough shit, eventually some of it will stick'.


Title: Re: Re: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: herthab on Monday, June 3, 2013, 18:47:22
Fwiw I am told Doncaster were the only of the supposed Championship clubs interested in him to put an offer on the table but McCormack didn't want to uproot up North.

I was surprised to hear what Brentford offered him. They are clearly going for it again next season.
I hear voices in my head as well. Although mine just tell me to kill people, instead of feeding me bollocks about a football club.


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: Saxondale on Monday, June 3, 2013, 18:48:25
You should have ignored them.  That killing spree you went on was a bit out of order.


Title: Re: Re: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: herthab on Monday, June 3, 2013, 18:50:51
You should have ignored them.  That killing spree you went on was a bit out of order.
Hindsight is a wonderful thing.


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, June 3, 2013, 19:21:11
I honestly though it was going to be a thread about South East Asian beers!

or about Charlie Austin's best and worst nights out


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: leefer on Monday, June 3, 2013, 19:45:02
I like Changy...i like the underdog.

He is having a bit of fun....he isn't hurting anyone....and to be honest brings a bit of fun to the table.

Thats not to say he dosn't talk bollox at times....but we are capable of that.

Agree that there are a lot more misses at present so Changy needs to buck up :D


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: blinkpip on Tuesday, June 4, 2013, 11:41:47
Chang is Sam Webb, mates with Charlie Austin & Arron Brown


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: horlock07 on Tuesday, June 4, 2013, 11:52:29
In answer to the original question, a) I imagine he has suffered a number of hits and B) I suspect he doesnt have a missus!


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Tuesday, June 4, 2013, 13:20:44
Chang is Sam Webb, mates with Charlie Austin & Arron Brown

Brilliantly his name popped up in the new page on Facebook called Swindon Cunt Watch.

No, I'm being a retard. Different Sam.

EDIT: Isn't Sam Webb the guy that was punched by Charlie Austin in Bushwackers?


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: Tails on Tuesday, June 4, 2013, 13:54:00
Chang is Sam Webb, mates with Charlie Austin & Arron Brown

Unsubstantiated! ;-)


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: kerry red on Tuesday, June 4, 2013, 17:15:50
The press have got it all wrong.

Sam Webb is female. She got her bush whacked by Charlie Austin cos she knocked over his glass of punch


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, June 4, 2013, 18:25:17
So you're accusing him of sexual assault now? Nice.


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: Dr Pierre Chang on Tuesday, June 11, 2013, 17:13:12
Don't expect Aden Flint to stick around - he will be off.

[url width=200 height=150]http://i38.tinypic.com/mw9pbs.gif[/url]


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: Flashheart on Tuesday, June 11, 2013, 17:26:55
Updated, bless him.


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: Muffin Man on Tuesday, June 11, 2013, 17:36:59
If you are in gloat mode then best put your failures on too while you are at it

The only other bold suggestion I made was Jason Roberts to join - I did mention a player coach role so we shall see.

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Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: Cibocchi_Is_God on Tuesday, June 11, 2013, 19:33:27
Chang is my idol.


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: Berniman on Tuesday, June 11, 2013, 20:40:45
[url width=200 height=150]http://i38.tinypic.com/mw9pbs.gif[/url]


My dog predicted that also.


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: Peter Gibbons on Tuesday, June 11, 2013, 21:03:53
My dog predicted that also.

As did shaw rosso's stick insect (rest his soul)


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: Shaw Rosso on Tuesday, June 11, 2013, 21:19:52
As did shaw rosso's stick insect (rest his soul)

Thank you  :(

May I add that if my matchday threadery is required next season I now have my very own mystic blackbird.


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: mrverve on Tuesday, June 11, 2013, 21:52:30
I bloody love Chang! Livens up this dull forum


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: Honkytonk on Tuesday, June 11, 2013, 21:53:56
Chang is my idol.

Not Cibo anymore then?

Fucking bailer.


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: Baggins on Tuesday, June 11, 2013, 22:10:23
I bloody love Chang! Livens up this dull forum

With over a thousand posts perhaps you contribute to the perceived dullness?  I actually find this forum rather entertaining.  If I didn't I would find something else to do with my time - perhaps you should do so? 


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: mrverve on Tuesday, June 11, 2013, 22:19:04
With over a thousand posts perhaps you contribute to the perceived dullness?  I actually find this forum rather entertaining.  If I didn't I would find something else to do with my time - perhaps you should do so? 

:girlgiggle:



Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: Flashheart on Tuesday, June 11, 2013, 22:23:04
That told you


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: wiggy on Tuesday, June 11, 2013, 23:00:52
Chang is a harmless plonker


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: Bob's Orange on Wednesday, June 12, 2013, 08:34:52
I think having Chang around adds to the forum.

I like him (not in a gay way)


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: Paolo69 on Wednesday, June 12, 2013, 08:44:19
Chang certainly keeps the 80% bollocks quota up if nothing else.


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: Trashbat? on Thursday, June 27, 2013, 20:33:15
So which one of these is it then??


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: wobby on Thursday, June 27, 2013, 21:00:07
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@SamMorshead_SA: The Advertiser understands the third trialist at Swindon Town from Banbury is Albanian Albi Skendi #stfc

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@SamMorshead_SA: It is also believed that Swindon Town have another trialist at Liddington this week - William Gros #stfc

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@SamMorshead_SA: As an aside, I think Mr Dr Chang on TheTownEnd might be a little smug tomorrow. Warning dealt. Saying no more
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Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: leefer on Thursday, June 27, 2013, 21:15:42
I have always liked Changy.


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: cheltred69 on Thursday, June 27, 2013, 21:16:46
Looking back at the Chang revelations there aren't many pending.
Ward to leave has been given lots of publicity recently, so nothing new there.
Caddis never to play for Town again would have been a majority view.
So perhaps we're signing McEvoy or Burke, either of which could be good news.


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: Weasel on Thursday, June 27, 2013, 21:19:57
Not Jason Roberts then?!


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: cheltred69 on Thursday, June 27, 2013, 21:55:39
Just seen Jed's tweet.
It's going to be the friendly with Tottenham isn't it?
Bit of an anti-climax.


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: Dr Pierre Chang on Friday, June 28, 2013, 06:48:41
Who have we got then? No mention of a tour as we have had in previous years and I expect we will have the usual Supermarine match at some point.

Tottenham Hotspur XI (Home) - TBC

(http://i38.tinypic.com/mw9pbs.gif)


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Friday, June 28, 2013, 07:09:24
Wow, one of your 200 guesses was right! WELL DONE!


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: Peter Venkman on Friday, June 28, 2013, 08:01:05
Wow, one of your 200 guesses was right! WELL DONE!
Yeah and you can guarantee we will NEVER hear the end of this.


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Friday, June 28, 2013, 08:05:47
"AS I EXCLUSIVELY REVEALED"


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: Benzel on Friday, June 28, 2013, 08:22:53
It's hardly a surprise is it? What with whoever it is knowing Tim Sherwood so well.


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: FreddySTFC! on Friday, June 28, 2013, 08:42:37
Congratulations Chang. Keep up the good work  8)


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, June 28, 2013, 08:53:25
What a cunt


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: Flashheart on Friday, June 28, 2013, 09:54:52
So tenuous that I didn't even bother putting it in the list originally.


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: Dr Pierre Chang on Friday, June 28, 2013, 15:50:54
Lets have an update then BR. I believe after the recent article on Hall the 'fit and proper' post can be 'signed off'.

As I said a while back - look at the success rate at the end of August.

I have even had contact from a certain Adver journo asking me if I can pass on a few more exclusives after today's back page.


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: Nomoreheroes on Friday, June 28, 2013, 15:53:16
Lets have an update then BR. I believe after the recent article on Hall the 'fit and proper' post can be 'signed off'.

As I said a while back - look at the success rate at the end of August.

I have even had contact from a certain Adver journo asking me if I can pass on a few more exclusives after today's back page.
So pass on a few more on this thread then. What's going to happen in the next week or so?


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: Dr Pierre Chang on Friday, June 28, 2013, 15:55:23
As I have said before, I have never been one to speculate.


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: DRS on Friday, June 28, 2013, 19:13:14
Who we signing next then  :D


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: Quagmire on Saturday, June 29, 2013, 01:46:22
As I have said before, I have never been one to speculate.

Genuine question..... Do you have any mates? Because you really are a complete and utter bellend.


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: horlock07 on Saturday, June 29, 2013, 08:19:35
As I have said before, I have never been one to speculate.


You may wish to change the text at the bottom of your posts, although I suspect Mr Morshead has described you pretty well.


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: TheMajorSTFC on Saturday, June 29, 2013, 08:57:03
Genuine question..... Do you have any mates? Because you really are a complete and utter bellend.

'Giggity!'  :D


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: Flashheart on Saturday, June 29, 2013, 10:29:48
I believe after the recent article on Hall the 'fit and proper' post can be 'signed off'.


What the fuck are you rattling on about now?


Title: Re: Chang - Hits and misses
Post by: leefer on Saturday, June 29, 2013, 12:44:01
What the fuck are you rattling on about now?

 :D