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I'm quite shocked, your all almost normal  :soapy tit wank:

Mr and Mrs Spacey are a nice mature couple

Yeovil is 'ard' man  :D

Mexico Red seems a nice chap

DV 85 is cool

Walrus is from a boy band  :D

Sonic is cool

I haven't met anyone  :(

merlin saturday :nod:

Whats merlin?

tis a pub

:beers: an early start for the Blackcurrant...

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The last person I got told I looked like was Gomer Pyle from Full Metal Jacket, I don't know if that's an improvement or not :(

Think I'm going to get to the Merlin on Saturday, told my old man he can drop me there while he takes my nan home, he'll probably join us once he's done.

It's just a bit of fun :D

 I think you're all really great and fashionable to boot :advercool:

Having said that, I'm a little concerned that the forum is turning into a conga style bum chain :x

i think so too jase

at least you still abuse me

Shut up Dave you inbred cunt :mrgreen:

Damn straight! I was well primed with my ninja style chinese burn techniques :x

you fucking started it, yeovil turned me into an alcoholic and whits is responsible for bizarre away trips

cunts!

I met yeovil and whits

I twisted your arm to meet us.

You turned into Peter fuckin' Stringfellow :D

i used to be such a shy and quiet lad too

are you and mrs spacey disowning me?  :?

Come 'ere you big softy :P

You just can't resist it can you Dave!

i didn't do it

i know what you look like dave and you know i'm a big ugly scary motherfucker, so be careful  :x


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:D yeovils done that already

sonic you don't scare me (much)

Who scares you the most Dave?

i'd be worried if i scared you at all, i'm a soft cunt

jasey- fear of the unknown



"wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide"

'nuff said

it's great to have a catchphrase

it's spelt wrong in your handle

it needs more 'i's innit

I agree Dave.

You forgot Magic, who is exactly like his picture.... unusually.  Disappointed he didn't have a brummie accent though!   :D

Now I just need to meet Dave and Dazza and I've got the full set of hardcore Townend.comers!

No one ever looks like I imagined.  Think I will have to shave my head as I keep getting stick for my haircut!  I facking love it though  :D

how the fuck did you get home so quick? I've only been in about 45 minutes and I didn't leave much later than you  :shock:

Clear run up.  I only did 80-odd on the way home, but fucking got done for speeding - 81 bloody mph on the '25.  Fucking gayers.  Speed camera got me, just hope it didn't have any film!

My record is about 1hr 20 minutes I think...

Saw a Rover 25 who flashed his lights at me.  Passed me a little later on with the driver leaning out the window raising his fist...  I'm assuming he was a Swindon fan!  Anyone on here?!?!

by the way you all forgot adje, who is fucking ace

Technically they forgot Neilodah (sp?) too...   :P

probably saw your mullet/bad driving

Raising his fist and smiling in a pleasant fashion!

There's nothing wrong with my mullet - in Corfu that's all anyone had, and I look bad with a shaved head!  And there's nowt wrong with my driving!

fucking soapy tit wank

i'll pay you to cut your hair

Cut it into what style?  Quite fancy a Spacey/Mex Red cut  :D

anything but a mullet 8)

once you've cut your hair, i'm going after tom's dodgy hair as well.

tom told me i look like brian howard  :oops:

thus walrus will want to mate me

oh my, i met Leggett, sitting in the Nationwide (oh my god right next to me), and he seems cool, and ive met Spud ( no idea where he sits), hes a good guy too. I think Ralphy sits by us to, but he just keeps quiet............ :D

Are you sure??!

well if you're anywhere near nationwide stand, row P,seat 57, then yea, you are. i was the loud/swearing guy in the camo jacket. compo's next to me.

'twas a weird expirence if ever there was one....

As already said, everyone just seems normal....

Everyone seemed cool to me...

Who was there...

Yeovil Red
Mr & Mrs Spacey
Mr & Mrs Magic
Ralphy
Blackcurrent for a bit
Whits
Sonic
Adje
Mexico Red
Walrus
JMH75
and me of course....

Mexico Red was so far from what I expected, the way he talks on this forum I was expecting him to say his favourite forum word more often than he did....

Walrus ended up sitting next to me all game....

Weird expirence....looking forward to Saturday

Nice to have met you all last night.

I didn't get back till 11:45 so couldn't be arssed to log on.

as for those i met

Yeovil - Nice guy. not as i would imagine. Owes me a pint now

DV85  or JMH75 - which one said good bye after the game?? My memory is shocking. top blokes though

Sonic - nice chap. Filled us in on a few things with ??? on this forum :shock:

Mr & Mrs Spacey - Was dissapointed to find out Spacey didn't fall from a hang glider :(  

Walrus - Boy band material. looks sweet and inocent but apperently looks can be deceiving

Dave Blackcurrent - probably not Birdy's bitch anymore :mrgreen:

Mex - The Daddy. Very nice bloke and nothing like i imagined. And his sister lives near me

Whits - Met before but nice to meet again. Had a laugh watching Brazil eh :soapy tit wank:

Hopefully catch up at Yeovil match or Walsall game.
sorry if i missed anyone

Haha, you could be right... I always had my suspicions!

Good to put some names to faces last night...

Im not nice :x

and can  I remind you of this post



I owe you nothing :D

(i'll get you one next time though)

Ah yeah far doo's. :wink:

I thought Mrs Spacey was Yeovil... i was shocked to see that she actually exists!  :oops:

:soapy tit wank:

Was Walrus in a Swindon away shirt, with Cureton on the back???  Funny, boy bandish hair?  Young looking fella?  Did Mex have a casual shirt on, short dark hair?  And Sonic have a orangey t-shirt on, short hair and specs?

You boys had a decent size group going on there - you cunts!!!

Arkells til I die!!

thats walrus alright. Not sure about Dex as i've never met him.
Sonic had a red t-shirt on so yeah could be orange from a distance.

was you in the merlin??
should have come over

Mex not Dex!!!

Yeah I was gonna come over, but felt a queer supping on my coke, dressed in my work gear.

I was wearing a blue and white chequed shirt so that may have been me.

You quite a big fella, not fat I mean just big?

sounds like an insult to me yeovil

i'd give the smarmy jock bugger a good hiding if it were me  :wink:

 :oops:  :roll:

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

:grin:

it's like one of my ratings threads is this

It was me mate, good to meet you, sorry to hear you had a bit of a shocker getting back.

the slip lane onto the M5 was all blocked at J11a so we followed diversions all round the fucking place only to end up back at J11a.

was a right pain.
Soon as we hit the motorway though i was asleep so for me it took 20 mins to get back

i ppl, i have only just regstered on this site,

I was born in swindon but brought up in northampton, my dad gave me a good education (swindon Town FC), and have never been interested in any other team.

I used to get stick when i was at school for who i supported, but i didnt care.

Any way, today i have actually moved down from derby (university), just thought i would make an introduction thats all, i take it you all drink in the merlin

Only on Matchdays mate!

I saw you both at the game,I thought that was walrus,i could tell by his strange hair :) .He is shorter than i imagined.

Yes, yes and yes.

You shudda come over and said hello!  It's odd knowing people know who I am but I don't know who they are!

And no the hair isn't being cut!

We had a good gathering indeed, could quite easily have been mistake for the Swindon 'firm'  :soapy tit wank:  

 :box:

You're not how I pictured you, nor are the Spacey's.  I'll defo come over next time I spot you lot in there!!

Just so PM and others can knock me out for my Fallon bashing!!

Did you see me Janaage ?

Fuck knows Ralphy, maybe.  Walrus, the Spaceys and the fella in the blue and white shirt were kinda noticeable.  Then there were the other 10 nameless faces.

I had home shirt on with cureton on the back.

About 5 foot 8 with short dark hair.

'rus,that was me  and my lad I8Razor on our way home to Kent-recognised you from the Merlin

Adje, i remember meeting you!

Hmmm quite close, i was row O Seat 46 last night.

Sat with Magic, Mrs Magic, Whits and alot of burgers and hot dogs  :soapy tit wank:

You are all top blokes-see you on Sat.

Yeah I did then mate.  

Feel a bit of a cock for not saying hello now.  Make sure you all call me a cunt when I do eventually say hello.

Yep, oh and by the way Whits is buying apparantly  :D  :beers:

Your a cunt  :soapy tit wank:

Soapy tit wank!!!

Wow I'm noticable - I feel special  8)

Adje - you could see my face in that light?  I was squinting to see who it was, had guessed it might have been Brighton Red!  I'd slowed down when you passed me as I'd just been flashed by a speed camera - 82mph  :(

You sure it was a speed camera mate? Could have been the paparazzi after photos of you  :D

Boy band and all  :wink:

Why is Dave B no longer birdys bitch?
 
have they had a tiff? :mrgreen:

Birdy is a man, we have a solid piece of evidence  :)

'rus,sorry to disappoint but it was your mullet not your face!

I'd be very very surprised by that :shock:

may I ask what this evidence is??

same email address as Mickey :shock:

Unless Mickey was a woman...  :shock:

Jan would probably have seen me, as i was wearing an horrific green Tokyo Laundry polo shirt...  :?

short hair? it's a shaved head ffs!

Maybe MHWG is her fella then? :shock:

i was the Ginger skinhead without the Brummy accent :D
sorry to disapoint Walrus

You or me ?

SY, you're not bald mate, you've got a number 1 all over, I'd guess.  That my friend is short hair in my book.  We are talking about you yeah?

yes it's a grade one, if that's short then dv85 must have flowing long locks!

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

also mine must be fucking short??!!!

don't start talking abou the brazilian trim again  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

That was funny.  :soapy tit wank:

it was a quality one line gag for me though :mrgreen:

o i can't make it now  :run:

Hey, my hair is long.....infact its almost the longests its ever been!!!

I've always razored it off, thats why it grows back so fluffy I think :?

Nahhh Mickey and stfc bird aren't the same person, they are married but they like to keep it quiet.

Didn't get into the merlin yesterday but I might do. I'm a bit scared though. :oops:

no one is scary. Everyone is quality.

Come on Saturday Ben, least then there'll be two new faces to the ever growing TEF mob.

Im scarey :x

Can we stop this 'love in' now :|

You guys all wanna grow nice sexy mullets...  We can all start a boyband  8)

I'd be scared if I was Ben...  King supporter and all  :D   Jus kiddin', drag yerself down there - just watch out for Yeovil Red and Mex seeing as they have a fetish for messing up hair  :cry:

 :shock:  :shock:  :shock:

don't you fucking start as well blackcurrant.  I am fed up with you cunts why don't you just fuck off and leave me alone

i think i will turn up wheni hit the big 18...  :| fact is, you have to keep going for another 2 seasons. can you stand each other for that long!?

:oops:

Since i've been away i sense trouble  :(

ben wah, i'm with you on the being a bit scared of rolling up to the merlin. bless my lil cottons! :P

I fear we're all heading for a big gay group hug  :roll:

I think I'm too young.... Also a bit intimidated  :soapy tit wank:

how old are you mate?

16

ah same age...thought you were older. its a bugger being our age...so close but yet so far (drinking that is)

Nowt to be intimidated by... everyone is virtually normal.

Fucking hell Tails I thought you were older than that.  Don't worry about it, Walrus looks like he's about 15!!   :wink:

very pretty though.

apart from when they think you are women pretending to be men

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I feel we have to get Marie to the Merlin.

Ok, apart from that...

You should put in an appearance.  And Piemonte...

I might be going to the Merlin saturday.

why? so you can all point and laugh!!  I might do one day

You should all come along.

Their a friendly bunch.

You find people are alot different to what you expect.

right thats it, im having surgery, bunch of gays.

yeovil fuckin queer wants a kicking
neilodeh soft as shit twice as smelly
mr and mrs spacey asked me for a twos up, plain wrong
sonic youth december spawned a monster in the shape of this child
mr and mrs magic see the spaceys, can see key swapping parties on horizon
adje hes alright actually
whits who? fuck knows
dv85 caught cottaging with jmh75, must be an initials thing
ralph no we dont want those pictures of sade, show some respect
walrus good hair good style good looks fuckin cunt

i really dont like any of you.

I am planning to come to the Southend game in September. I may have to head along to this 'Merlin' place.

It sounds magic! :mrgreen:

cunt  :D

Good work cunt face!

Find it funny people saying  Mex is nothing like I imagined from on here, he's actually a really nice bloke. :D

I imagine him like that anyway.

nah hes a cunt, met him 3 times and hes been really rude everytime  :x

Ha ha ha ha ha ha  :soapy tit wank:

I asked for pics of you actually mexico  :fag:

i am a lovely bloke its just that im allergic to gayers, this forum has popped up a few of them

fuck off, you bought me lunch and pints of guinness all day, don't think i didn't realise what you were after :piemonte:

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Hello and welcome

Its not normally as gay and lovey dovey as it is at the moment.Normally we hate each other but I slipped MDMA in their half time Bovrils .

Look forward to a some posts from you.

Where from Northampton mylifeisstfc?

You fucking cunts!  I hate you all  8)

What Mex said  :D  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

il be in there quite early saturday to watch the football with some mates that are coming to watch the game.

Thats very brave of you considering the riff raff that will be in there!

Look out for a big group with a portly geography teacher  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: