Thetownend.com

http://www.thisisswindontownfc.co.uk/news/10369353.MATCHDAY_LIVE__Swindon_Town_v_Stevenage/

Sounds a bit interesting behind the scenes, doesn't it?

Ha ha ha

What now?

They are bleeding us dry soapy tit wank

Another day, another change of plan. No more concerts or astroturf, but free matchday programmes courtesy of Arsenal.

Rumours of a pimp joining the board to help boost attendances...

Alternatively the programme could have a misprint.

Not that I think it does. Just putting it out there.

Board's not doing itself many favours is it?

I'd heard a separate rumour that Rice had gone, and also Murrall.  But the Murrall rumour was rebutted somewhere else.

Did they say why?

No.  Simply that Murrall was likely to attend a fans' meeting in the next few weeks.  Sorry.  All a bit vague, I know.

 So is there anybody out there, who's got a handle on the Boardroom revolving door?

Do revolving doors normally have handles.

Oh and has anyone asked Jed on twitter yet?

Apparently, they are looking for a 2nd hand car dealer and someone experienced in Timeshare to invite onto the board.

Just to complete the set

We had a used car salesman back in the 70's through to the 80's....Maurice Earle, famed for Earle of Chippenham...ad always used to be in the prog, showing a very sexy Cortina.

I used to go to school with his son in Chippenham.

Be nice get an owner who is local and actually supports the club again

Well SSW fitted that bill and it didn't work out too well.

As I understand a lot of players will be off this summer even if we don't get a lot for them weNEED to get them off the pay roll.

To be replaced by whom?

Youths and loans from the prem.

Hooper has been told to stay away from the club after his part in the fracas a few weeks ago.

"the fracas"?

What?

Fracas? Did I miss something?

Clearly I have!

Hooper was escorted pissed up out of the executive lounge by our own stewards after abusing some Bury board members amongst others and punches were thrown.

Is this just rumour that has spread today? I'd have thought something like that would have come out pretty sharpish after the Bury game.

He wasin the legends on tuesday

hahaha if thats true its brilliant,I was told Jed was a bit of a rough sort so stands to reason his mates would be brawlers ...

Wait, that was true?! Fuckinghell.

So Hall, Rice and Hooper offski and Power in? WTF!

The other week it was murrall. People need to make their minds up haha

No, It was hushed up for obvious reasons but did actually happen.

oh well, there's nothing I disbelieve with STFC these days!

It was Murrall. Pissed up bossy cock by all accounts

Fuck me, we have been reduced to a soap opera of a club again.

We'll be fighting at Wembley next like the cockney scum...

But it was hooper apparently soapy tit wank, wish people could get the story straight

Paolo was steaming too by all accounts, he had wes in a headlock

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Superb.

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This is a joke right? Please someone confirm it's a joke? It stinks of bollocks to me if it's being touted as 'fact'.

Oy, Morsehead, I know you're there, lurking. Ask Jed this next time you speak to him will you? Just make sure you're on your toes in case he lunges for you.

This was floating around a month or so ago, but as Tans said, I was under the impression it was Murrell.  Rice was in the Legends Lounge after the game today.

The Bury game was when my boy was mascot and we did not see or hear anything, that's not to say it didn't happen and to be fair we were only about for half an hour after the game.

He was trying to fight with policemen in the car park as well.

I heard he did a poo in the exec toilet and DIDN'T flush

Didn't flush or couldn't flush.. The floaty truth will out.

Didn't wash his hands either, apparently.

 So, can we take it from the bollox on here that this is a bit of Norwegian trolling?

I heard that Flash, had to send two riot vans in just to calm him down!!!!! :pint: :pint:

no, the first post was just taken from Sam's matchday stuff on the Adver.

I see, so it still may be true, all very strange.

or it could be a printing error, who knows?

Fuck knows what's going on behind the scenes at the moment. All a bit of a shambles really. And people wonder why so many are so cautious about this board.

Have cre8 started doing the program?

I heard the Murrell bury board booze rumour a day after the game and thought people were just stirring so ignored it. However if it has surfaced again maybe there is some truth to it?

Random

Hi Steve.

I heard that Murrall hit Hooper and that was why both may be on their way....

I heard it was actually a Chinese Burn followed by a very hard pinch

Or that he just said 'Ni' in his general direction.

Isn't that asianist, by attributing a certain torture method to a particular country/race?

Never did understand what was particularly CHinese about it

The fighting stuff is true - not sure who is who though? One of them drove home drunk after being kicked out too. So classy

You couldn't make it up really.  What the hell have we got landed with running the club? A total bunch of knobheads by the looks of things :(

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

not sure if I have this right but it appears that Jed has 2 different directors numbers ( and spellings of his name)

Short name: Gerard McCrory   
Date of Birth: 05/06/1970   
Director ID: 908185233

Short name: Gerrard McCrory   
Date of Birth: 05/06/1970   
Director ID: 909013626

 :hmmm:

It sounds like our post match entertainment is more akin to a gypsy wedding.

I've tried to reserve judgement until now as i wanted to give them the benefit of the doubt, but it does appear we have a 'total bunch of knobheads' running/ruining our club.   We'll probably still go up though, which is when said 'bunch of knobeheads' become 'absolute cunts'.

It's just what has been put on the forms (probably not be Jed). There's also Gerard Martin McCrory, Gerrard Martin McCrory and Jed McCoy.

fair enough

could he be the real ?

Do they have a pot to piss in? who knows but by the time this season finishes they have ran a club with a 250k a month budget,been faced with legal cases from all angles and lets face it they were the only ones who stepped in and saved us from admin and worse,make no mistake we would be fucked if they did not take over.So yes while i agree cutting budget etc may seem bad i dont sed what other option we have.Like most i am sceptical but like always i think rather than slate them it is only fair to be grateful that they saved our season tbf

I'd like to know that they have the money to take us forward and not have to rely on loans, player sales etc etc to get us through the next season, let alone close season.

I dont think anyone expects us to be able to spend the sort of money we did with Black running the show but equally it would be good to know that the wage bill and spend etc for next season and future is not going to mirror that of a conference team or worse as the new owners do not have enough money to sustain the losses a club at this level incurs, and it would be good to be able to pay fee's for required players and not rely on freebies.

Dont get me wrong I'm obviously grateful Jed stepped in but it does seem secretive and a lack of info, hopefully after meeting TrustSTFC & Supporters club this week they may have their eyes opened and be more forthcoming.

It does seme every week at the moment that there is something happening of the field that does not sound good.

Jed & Co have a long way to go to gain the trust of supporters, a bit of honesty would be a good starting point.

Of course there is another scenario.  Power has come in and is matching Jed's financial input, it could well be that the others cannot match it or get anywhere near it, Power says fork out your cash or get out, and they had no choice!

Getting back on topic, I was amused to find this on Wikipedia:


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_school_pranks#Indian_or_Chinese_burn

They fail to mention the Suarez burn where you grab someone's arm with your upper and lower jaw and bite it in opposite directions!

 Well it took a while for this to be confirmed.