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Title: Ladies Football- What's good/bad about it?
Post by: Honkytonk on Monday, April 15, 2013, 23:42:11
Alright, alright, I'm fully prepared for the barracking. I was just watching the highlights of the Women's Super League for a 'wonder goal' (not as described really), and, what with the increasing image the woman's game is getting in this country, it got me thinking about the good and bad sides of women's football- i.e. what to they do as well as, (or better) than the blokes, and what needs work/looks out of place.

It's fascinating to me that the passing is often impressive, but the goalies look terrible.

Anyone got any more insightful observations?

(Cue obligatary barrage of sexist comments/insinuations on my sexuality)


Title: Re: Ladies Football- What's good/bad about it?
Post by: Peter Gibbons on Monday, April 15, 2013, 23:44:25
Have you considered a nice cup of green tea?


Title: Re: Ladies Football- What's good/bad about it?
Post by: Honkytonk on Monday, April 15, 2013, 23:46:21
Have you considered a nice cup of green tea?

Nah, not exercising.


Title: Re: Ladies Football- What's good/bad about it?
Post by: Bukkake Regiment on Monday, April 15, 2013, 23:47:24
Women? Playing football?  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

What will they think of next? Pigs on the moon?  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Re: Ladies Football- What's good/bad about it?
Post by: BruceChatwin on Tuesday, April 16, 2013, 00:04:00
You know a sport must be shit when the BBC outbids Sky for the rights to broadcast it.


Title: Re: Ladies Football- What's good/bad about it?
Post by: tans on Tuesday, April 16, 2013, 05:08:47
At least you can see boobies bouncing


Title: Re: Ladies Football- What's good/bad about it?
Post by: LucienSanchez on Tuesday, April 16, 2013, 07:05:21
There isn't as much diving, cheating, or hounding the ref... all positives. It's still shite though.


Title: Re: Ladies Football- What's good/bad about it?
Post by: Spud on Tuesday, April 16, 2013, 07:13:35
The goalkeepers are hilariously bad.


Title: Re: Ladies Football- What's good/bad about it?
Post by: Langers on Tuesday, April 16, 2013, 07:40:49
The goalkeepers are hilariously bad.

Any excuse to post that hilarious Icelandic goalkeeper  :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwx0Uv93o8k


Title: Re: Ladies Football- What's good/bad about it?
Post by: TheMajorSTFC on Tuesday, April 16, 2013, 08:37:59
Lots seem to be scared of balls, and not just the one on the pitch!


Title: Re: Ladies Football- What's good/bad about it?
Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, April 16, 2013, 08:59:15
It's dreadful.


Title: Re: Ladies Football- What's good/bad about it?
Post by: Honkytonk on Tuesday, April 16, 2013, 09:06:48
Any excuse to post that hilarious Icelandic goalkeeper  :)

I don't want to laugh, because she's U17 and it's kind of unfair, but on the other hand, it's really fucking funny.

Lots seem to be scared of balls, and not just the one on the pitch!

Such is the way with a lot of women in professional (and amateur) sport.

The weird thing about the goalie issue is that it's not like women make crap hockey goalies, so it's not like there's a real reason for them to be so bad...


Title: Re: Ladies Football- What's good/bad about it?
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, April 16, 2013, 09:09:51
 It's all good...particularly if it gets to involve lots of girl kids in the game, and so helps to take them away from the worst aspects of media/advertising induced...concerns about body fascism and self image.

Similar for rugby and cricket. The one good thing that Jed has said, is that the club want to engage more with the ladies.


Title: Re: Ladies Football- What's good/bad about it?
Post by: Abrahammer on Tuesday, April 16, 2013, 10:06:11
The one good thing that Jed has said, is that the club want to engage more with the ladies.

Get some decent snatch as cheerleaders then.

I wouldnt watch the English birds team if they started having a game in my back garden, load of crap


Title: Re: Ladies Football- What's good/bad about it?
Post by: fatbasher on Tuesday, April 16, 2013, 10:11:52
Get some decent snatch as cheerleaders then.

I wouldnt watch the English birds team if they started having a game in my back garden, load of crap


Blimey, you can't say that.

You would if they were naked  :D


Title: Re: Ladies Football- What's good/bad about it?
Post by: Bewster on Tuesday, April 16, 2013, 11:10:20
I've watched a lot of women's golf by going to the events. I personally think its one of the sports that is better live experience than the mens

-you get to see a lot more
-its more about technique than sheer power
-they don't hit it any longer than I do but they are unnervingly accurate
-They mostly have firm arses and trim tanned legs (excluding the fat munters)

As for fooball, its a bit shit and I concur with the goalkeeping comments above.


Title: Re: Ladies Football- What's good/bad about it?
Post by: Bogus Dave on Tuesday, April 16, 2013, 11:32:18
The goals are too big


Title: Re: Ladies Football- What's good/bad about it?
Post by: dave_bambers_right_sock on Tuesday, April 16, 2013, 13:11:22
They don't take their shirts off to celebrate goals   :cry:


Title: Re: Ladies Football- What's good/bad about it?
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Tuesday, April 16, 2013, 13:16:46
This thread should have been called Ladies Football - What's the Fucking Point?


Title: Re: Ladies Football- What's good/bad about it?
Post by: jonny72 on Tuesday, April 16, 2013, 13:39:56
As much as I hate to admit it, I reckon Blatter was thinking along the right lines when he said "get them to wear tighter shorts" when asked how to improve the popularity of women's football. They're more than happy to use their bodies to their advantage when it suits them so why not to promote football?

Get some of the fitter players to do some photo shoots. Maybe put one on page 3 in the Sun. And so on.

Blokes would follow their dicks to the matches.


Title: Re: Ladies Football- What's good/bad about it?
Post by: Bukkake Regiment on Tuesday, April 16, 2013, 14:49:55
Women's tennis is the only female sport I watch really.


Title: Re: Re: Re: Ladies Football- What's good/bad about it?
Post by: Batch on Tuesday, April 16, 2013, 15:51:22
Women's tennis is the only emale sport I watch really.
secondary pipe smoke is dangerous.


Title: Re: Ladies Football- What's good/bad about it?
Post by: kerry red on Tuesday, April 16, 2013, 17:22:16
Women's tennis is the only female sport I watch really.

Beach volleyball?

That sand must get into some really interesting areas


Title: Re: Ladies Football- What's good/bad about it?
Post by: LucienSanchez on Tuesday, April 16, 2013, 17:46:28
Any excuse to link to a picture of Marta Menegatti...

[url width=640 height=480]http://media.2oceansvibe.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Marta-Menegatti-Italy-Beach-Volleyball.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: Ladies Football- What's good/bad about it?
Post by: Peter Gibbons on Tuesday, April 16, 2013, 18:04:25
Women's tennis is the only female sport I watch really.

I would have thought you were an avid ladies rugby fan, Fola?

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