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Title: The Negative Thinking Thread
Post by: BruceChatwin on Thursday, March 28, 2013, 17:16:47
For the sake of balance, post all your reasons for being negative about the future here.

I'll starts us off:

Jed was 100% wrong about us getting out of embargo. This means we can now add innumeracy to his now infamous illiteracy. This is a concern both as a pedant and a football fan who wants the best for his club.


Title: Re: The Negative Thinking Thread
Post by: wiggy on Thursday, March 28, 2013, 17:20:10
The apparent inability of the new board to communicate effectively is a major concern. Fact is, no one has a fucking clue what is going on.


Title: Re: The Negative Thinking Thread
Post by: Batch on Thursday, March 28, 2013, 17:24:01
What conditions, if any, do the FL say we haven't met .


Title: Re: The Negative Thinking Thread
Post by: Hoboken on Thursday, March 28, 2013, 17:59:08
For the sake of balance, post all your reasons for being negative about the future here.

I'll starts us off:

Jed was 100% wrong about us getting out of embargo. This means we can now add innumeracy to his now infamous illiteracy. This is a concern both as a pedant and a football fan who wants the best for his club.

...ahem...we're out of the embargo and have signed 3 Spurs players...


Title: Re: The Negative Thinking Thread
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, March 28, 2013, 17:59:35
You, and everybody you've ever loved, will one day die


Title: Re: The Negative Thinking Thread
Post by: Hoboken on Thursday, March 28, 2013, 18:02:26
You, and everybody you've ever loved, will one day die

...steady on...all I said was we're out of the embargo...


Title: Re: The Negative Thinking Thread
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, March 28, 2013, 18:03:49
42% of marriages end in divorce


Title: Re: The Negative Thinking Thread
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, March 28, 2013, 18:04:12
You don't win friends with salad


Title: Re: The Negative Thinking Thread
Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, March 28, 2013, 18:06:34
Good film.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0945356/


Title: Re: The Negative Thinking Thread
Post by: Bukkake Regiment on Thursday, March 28, 2013, 18:08:31
Mankind will come to an end one day.


Title: Re: The Negative Thinking Thread
Post by: Bukkake Regiment on Thursday, March 28, 2013, 18:08:50
We're doomed to relegation if we do go up.


Title: Re: The Negative Thinking Thread
Post by: Bukkake Regiment on Thursday, March 28, 2013, 18:09:53
A portion of Waitrose Macaroni Cheese has 180% of your RDA of saturated fat.


Title: Re: The Negative Thinking Thread
Post by: BruceChatwin on Thursday, March 28, 2013, 18:11:27
...ahem...we're out of the embargo and have signed 3 Spurs players...

This just in: BruceChatwin shown to be 100% wrong about us not getting out of embargo.

We asked Bruce for a comment but he was jumping up and down too much like an idiot to say anything.



Title: Re: Re: The Negative Thinking Thread
Post by: herthab on Thursday, March 28, 2013, 18:12:31
If I ever did win the lottery I'd probably find out that money really doesn't buy you happiness. ..


Title: Re: The Negative Thinking Thread
Post by: Honkytonk on Thursday, March 28, 2013, 18:15:58
The glass of water I've just taken a drink of is now half-empty.


Title: Re: The Negative Thinking Thread
Post by: BruceChatwin on Thursday, March 28, 2013, 18:17:16
The fact that after all this we'll probably end up losing tomorrow.


Title: Re: The Negative Thinking Thread
Post by: Bukkake Regiment on Thursday, March 28, 2013, 18:18:19
There'll be some issue with the paperwork surrounding our prospective loanees, and the moves won't go through.


Title: Re: The Negative Thinking Thread
Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, March 28, 2013, 18:19:43
The glass of water I've just taken a drink of is now half-empty.
If you wait a few hours you can fill it up with your own urine.


Title: Re: The Negative Thinking Thread
Post by: Ginginho on Thursday, March 28, 2013, 18:20:15
4 day weekend, but then it's back to work on Tuesday. *sigh*


Title: Re: The Negative Thinking Thread
Post by: donkey on Thursday, March 28, 2013, 18:21:21
If I ever did win the lottery I'd probably find out that money really doesn't buy you happiness. ..

Makes being miserable a lot more bearable, I should think.


Title: Re: The Negative Thinking Thread
Post by: BruceChatwin on Thursday, March 28, 2013, 18:31:26
WHERE THE FUCK IS JASON ROBERTS!!!!!!

 :badmood:


Title: Re: The Negative Thinking Thread
Post by: Honkytonk on Thursday, March 28, 2013, 18:41:41
If you wait a few hours you can fill it up with your own urine.

[url width=900 height=692]http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/010/277/genius-meme.png[/url]


Title: Re: The Negative Thinking Thread
Post by: Benzel on Thursday, March 28, 2013, 18:55:19
The entire Universe will one day cease to exist.


Title: Re: The Negative Thinking Thread
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, March 28, 2013, 19:31:44
Still no sign of Jason Roberts


Title: Re: The Negative Thinking Thread
Post by: Barry Scott on Thursday, March 28, 2013, 19:36:53
Still no sign of Jason Roberts

Dotting i's and crossing the t's on next seasons coaching contract while ensuring Ken McEvoy signs the pre-contract. Don't you know anything?


Title: Re: The Negative Thinking Thread
Post by: wiggy on Thursday, March 28, 2013, 19:38:30
I heard Jason Roberts would only come if Steve Lomas came too.


Title: Re: The Negative Thinking Thread
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, March 28, 2013, 19:38:40
Dotting i's and crossing the t's on next seasons coaching contract while ensuring Ken McEvoy signs the pre-contract. Don't you know anything?

I heard the new board have no pre-contracts, maybe he is signing for Barnes coaches?


Title: Re: The Negative Thinking Thread
Post by: Flashheart on Thursday, March 28, 2013, 19:50:54
Jason Roberts is one of the mystery investors.


Title: Re: The Negative Thinking Thread
Post by: Barry Scott on Thursday, March 28, 2013, 19:54:37
Jason Roberts has one of the mysteron's vespas.


Title: Re: The Negative Thinking Thread
Post by: Exiled Bob on Thursday, March 28, 2013, 19:56:50
I haven't been to a live game since Northampton away last season. I'm coming over from France this weekend, having planned it months in advance. The Oldham game has already been brought forward to Friday, meaning I'll miss it as I'm coming over tomorrow night....and I can just see the Doncaster being fucking frozen off.


Title: Re: The Negative Thinking Thread
Post by: Flashheart on Thursday, March 28, 2013, 19:57:45
Jason Roberts drives a Ford Fiesta


Title: Re: The Negative Thinking Thread
Post by: walcot red on Thursday, March 28, 2013, 20:47:10
Schrodingers cat is dead


Title: Re: The Negative Thinking Thread
Post by: Cibocchi_Is_God on Thursday, March 28, 2013, 20:51:48
Cibocchi doesn't play for Swindon.


Title: Re: The Negative Thinking Thread
Post by: Flashheart on Thursday, March 28, 2013, 20:53:00
Schrodingers cat is dead

And alive


Title: Re: The Negative Thinking Thread
Post by: Batch on Thursday, March 28, 2013, 21:35:13
-3 + 2


Title: Re: The Negative Thinking Thread
Post by: Arriba on Thursday, March 28, 2013, 22:01:57
At least one of the spurs lads will be shit


Title: Re: The Negative Thinking Thread
Post by: TheDukeOfBanbury on Thursday, March 28, 2013, 22:05:22
All change at Swindon.


Title: Re: The Negative Thinking Thread
Post by: The Grim Reaper on Thursday, March 28, 2013, 22:32:31
We've lost 3 times in a row to that lot up the road.


Title: Re: The Negative Thinking Thread
Post by: BruceChatwin on Thursday, March 28, 2013, 22:32:39
At least one of the spurs lads will be shit

The one that plays right-back has two lines shaved into his eyebrows. If he wears yellow boots as well he's going to have to work damned hard to win me over.


Title: Re: The Negative Thinking Thread
Post by: nochee on Friday, March 29, 2013, 03:18:33
My flight to Munich leaves in 12 hours, I'm going to be a mess tomorrow. It also means I will miss all commentary of the game. I also lost at poker tonight. fML


Title: Re: The Negative Thinking Thread
Post by: donkey on Friday, March 29, 2013, 19:32:50
Having watched Cov v Doncaster today...if Doncaster play like they did in the second half we're in for a rough ride, they looked really good.