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Is pissing in a cubicle with the door open acceptable or not?

At work a few blokes do it and it gets on my fucking nerves. Why should I have to see (their back before anyone thinks I'm a peeper) and hear them splashing away when there's a door (so fucking use it)? Common courtesy and all that.

It's a courtesy.  It lets you know that they are only having a piss, and not a dump, so you don't need to wait too long if you need to curl one out.

Why do they use the cubicle full stop? Man up and use the urinal

Only acceptable to piss in a cubicle if there are no urinals available. Door ought to be shut if using cubicle regardless of activity.

We don't have urinals, cubicles only.

I assume this is only because the trough is busy. Get a life.

Maybe try using the gent toilets they have cubicles and urinals.  ;)

A sit down piss at home is something I occasionally treat myself to.  At work cubicles are for shitting, sleeping or knocking one out if so desired

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At home I always sit down.

My major league pet hate is on the odd occasion when you're out and the turtle's head insists on making an appearance, is when someone has pissed on the seat.

I piss with the cubicle door open sometimes. It's a case of not being arsed to turn around when I leave it open. I only close and lock the door for 10 seconds...if I have a shit on the other hand I will be shutting the door!

If I need a sit down at work I will only do so right after the cleaner has finished in there. If I can't smell bleach I'm not having a shit in there!

I'm sure my fellow RM employees can vouch for the fact we have a few animals with extremely poor toilet etiquette.

 Depends whether you've got unisex bogs or not...

Nothing wrong with leaving the door open, I'm always suspicious of those of close the door, unless if they're having a number 2, then it is perfectly acceptable.

Isn't that what the sinks are for ;)

No. Sinks are for puking in if you have gone to work with a big hangover...

I used to piss in my sink after nights out when I was at halls. The communal toilets were a good 10 metres away. I know of someone who shat in someone else's sink. Too far.

I always sit down for a piss at home. That's what happens when you live with a house full of women! I shit standing up though  :D

I almost pissed in a sink at work once.

It was when I was working at parcelforce in Dorcan. I didn't do it deliberately. In the state I was in I just somehow completely lost my bearings, as one does.

It was a Monday after a heavy weekend, didn't sleep for 2 days and the narcs had yet to leave my system. It was only a couple of seconds before I realised what I was doing and headed over to the urinal. I remember it striking me as odd that I was having a wazz while looking in a mirror and then the penny dropped.

Thankfully nobody else was about. That would have taken some explaining.

The things you remember, eh!

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!?

Too continental for my liking.

100% correct. the times i've nearly walked straight into the back of someone mid-flow in trap 1 because i've been too ambitious about how long I can hold it. having the door shut is a pretty simple way of telling others the cubicle is occupied.

I went for a piss in our work toilets once and there was an old boy in there taking a shit with the door wide open.

Always cubicles at work even for a piss. A few gayers around you see

They're more scared of you, than you are of them.

isn't that spiders?

Spiders use cubicles? Do they shut the door?

They usually just go underneath them.

Ah, touché :)

It's the gay spiders you've got to look out for.

Ugh, that's the other thing I hate - stray spider's legs

What conversations are acceptable when stood at the urinals ? I often find this very awkward when someone is stood chatting away pissing all over your shoes.

"Stop pissing on my shoes" maybe?

None whatsoever.

It should be a haven of awkward uncomfortable silence, punctuated by the occasional strain of the low fiber diet

I much prefer a good silence and trying to steal a peek at rival nudgers. The Neanderthals among us will say that's gay, but any bloke who says they have no interest in seeing what they are up against and how you compare is a lying cunt.

Know your enemy and all that.

It's an unwritten law that you don't talk to people when pissing...and never, ever look left or right!

I increasingly find myself stood at the urinal thinking I need a piss but being unable to go. a mild inconvenience when alone, but when there are others pissing nearby I get a deep sense of shame and fear that others will think i'm just there as a tourist. does anybody have any words of comfort for me? is this just the effects of ketamine abuse?

Stage fright. Always make sure you are busting for a piss when in a busy pub else you have to go through the shame of standing there in silence while others splash away and smirk to themselves.

these are the issues morshead should be grappling with

Not as awkward as the tube journey I had earlier. It was 5pm, bakerloo line, heaving and as we were pulling into Marylebone and came to a stand still this old lady let out a massive fart, and I mean massive. She seemed oblivious to the whole situation, nobody could move and you could sense that everybody had started to panic silently, the impending smell was fast approaching. You could see the fear in everyone's eyes, a few people at the last minute decided that they in fact needed to get off at Marylebone, the rest of us hardy souls braved it out.

I would have laughed out loud. A fart is always funny no matter how old you are.

FWIW i pissed on Joey Beauchamps foot once in a nightclub

He wasnt best amused, played the old do you know who i am card.

My response of mummys boy oxford twat didnt go down to well

to be fair, he probably did run home & tell his mum

Toys our of pram truly thrown out

The reason I use a cubicle.

I remember working opposite the blackbird leys pub in oxford many years ago and was bursting for a piss , so having no other choice ran over to use the facilities , i was surrounded by about 4 big black guys at the urinals . And you've pretty much described the outcome above .

I only use cubicals if there are no urinals. When I do I don't shut the door

The worst thing about this story is it was on the dancefloor

You're virtually Swedish aren't you? I bet you like to talk about going commando giving you "a liberating sense of freedom" as well don't you?

Looking to the side and letting out a slow whistle....

I started to text etc until the day at Strensham Services when someone asked my I was photoing my chopper..before then I'd never thought that's how it looked..

Im told that one of The Black Keys, on their famous visit to the county ground, was terrified by someone in the CGH striking up a conversation at the urinals in broad wiltshire about gurneys lack of pace.  They didnt understand a word and thought they were being offered out due to the vehemance of the comments.

I dont know if that is acceptable conversation or not.

Perhaps it was the flash trying to sell em a t-shirt?

What's with all the pissing threads? what the fuck is wrong with you all?