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I think it's a good time saving measure, my girlfriend disagrees, and is against the whole idea.

Which side are you on?

Same as you.

I think it's a great idea, girlfriends disagree.

Which is strange as for them it means they don't have to wipe so it's an even greater time saver.

Urine is good for getting rid of athletes foot - so good

Dumping could be frowned upon

It's a bit like masturbation; show me a man or woman who has not peed in the shower or masturbated and I'll show you a liar. The water ends up going into the same pipes that your other waste goes to so what's the problem. As long as one ensures that the wee has been thoroughly flushed out of the u bend under the shower no harm will be done. Having a dump however raises a whole new debate and should be frowned upon.

Nothing like a good piss in the shower is great....but not with lads after football....this is frowned upon.

this is true. Friend of mine did this and got slated for it by the rest of us. it's just not the right thing to do

Red card, banned from the communal showers for three games. Substantial fine payable to the after season tour/piss up fund.

As to the original post, could you inform whether your girlfriend is actually in the shower with you when you piss?

Protocol, and all that

If another consequence of the post-PdC era is going to be a return to this sort of bollocks from Neb/Ben, then bring it on!  :)

Has to be at the start of the shower, before you wash. No point washing then peeing, as this can greatly reduce the possibility of receiving a bj from the Mrs (anyone who has been married as long as me will be familiar with the "I'll only give you one if it's clean" discussion).

Hell, yeah! As if they are always fruity fresh 'down there'

2 things in this world smell of fish and one of them is fish

The other of course being Grimsby and surrounding districts

What else!

Never really experienced the fishy stench myself. Don't get me wrong, particularly in my Uni days there were some stinkers, but none particularly fishy.

Then you haven't lived......

Nearly blew it with my wife on our very first dirty weekend awaywhen I made a comment about Grimsby fish market!

I do it, Girlfriend hates it.

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where do you get these from james?

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I enjoy a good piss in the shower!

Disco minge

Perfect description.

A little jaeger twang was always good.

I pissed in the shower to relieve my athlete's foot once , Linford wasnt impressed at all

I'm the same as everyone else - i piss in the shower but the misses doesn't like it

I also piss in the shower at football but it's direct at the drain and no where near anyone else! Still as bad?

no, not the same as everyone else. I do not piss in the shower, you showerpisser.

I did it once but I felt dirty (probably because I wee'd on my legs). Wanking's a different matter though.

well yeah, just don't take your laptop in with you to watch porn

Nah, just a mirror  :D

Treat yourself, you might just like it!

fucking prude!

You're not alone in this...I can honestly say I've never urinated in a shower...nor do I intend to.

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My mrs says to me 'why do you have to piss in the shower?' I tell her 'I can't help it when I'm tasking a shit'.
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Im on the side of the prudes.  We actually on the side of the people who realise that the toilet is probably 4 foot away so whats so difficult about walking over and using it.

My wife however, pisses in the shower.

I generally have a bath.

True... I can piss in the loo from the shower, but choose just to do it in the shower. I do aim at the plug hole though, don't really want to be wading in urine.

Wife No. 1 used to like pissing on me while in the bath - hence why I am now on Wife No. 3

I do it with the plug in

Kinky, shot else did No. 1 like doing

Well, I did return home once after working nights to find her in bed with a (female) mutual friend of ours.

Now, that was fun!

Jesus, what a bunch of chavy fucking pikeys. Disgusting.

Sorry, Your Majesty!

Surely pissing in the shower = risk of standing in your own piss. There is a perfectly good bog next to our shower, thankfully my bladder isn't bolloxed enough not to be able to wait.

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You don't have wife No.1's mobile number perchance do you?

Yeah, I reiterate, have you got her number!  :D

Most would have tried wife 2 before wife 3....

That's one hell of a thing to admit to on a public forum.

You'd make a shit detective, didn't say who it was for did I?

In that case I'd reevaluate the company you keep

Besides, Mrs. Fatbasher might ave something to say about it. Anyway, they apparently pay a lot of money for a lot worse up in London as my mate says.

Butt plug?

Yes, It is considered a good recycling method as you're adding more fluid to the water supply

The last I heard, wife No. 1 was back in Durham - but I'm talking a long time ago now.

There is other stuff, too but I don't want to turn this into Reader's Wives or somesuch