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I will be at the Leyton Orient game, so come and have a chat
This guy grabs me by the gonads


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgpJYwr8_uI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFZrzg62Zj0

I'm glad of something, that i'm not you, a vile human being who will have to remind himself continually that's he's not such a bad guy. Good luck with that.

Someone has skipped their medication I think

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Or necked the lot with a cheap bottle of cider.

Say something with substance and then I might take you with some seriousness, otherwise you are a complete cretin, steadfast and true.

who is Lorne Kitchen?

I've got you figured out. I originally saw you as a peculiar entity, but, with time aplenty, you're just a TWAT

Are you shady?

Oh for gods sake will you please fuck off.

No wonder this forum is going down the shitter with neurotic cunts like yourself posting this bollocks.

A neurotic cunt with a thesaurus.

Place is dead so let the nutter rant I say. It's slightly amusing

I'm no wordsmith, let's get that right

Mr Tans, sorry for upsetting the current order. Service may now be resumed. Tow the line or else.

i've run out of words and gifs.

i'm off to the local mini market for some cheap food, that is the advice i give to you :I'm a complete mofleakin Deak

I don't get it.

If he's trolling, he's a really shit troll.

Only 3 letters required. Wtf!

Cretin, what a word

็ำHe's advising us to get some cheap food?

Samdy Gray, do one for all humanity :suicide:

Yes, I go to supermarkets at this time of a Sunday to get the bargains. Sirloin steak at 9pence can't be ignored

What good are you buying?  I just had a high quality roast dinner.free range chicken and all the trimmings.yey for me  :D

I'm the real Shady.

Thanks for the advice, but I quite like my life.

There you are Samdy, he's not trolling, he's trolleying.


I'll get me coat....

I got an Iceland chips and gravey sauce microwaveable jobbie, but with any luck i'll get some nice tucker at the mini market shortly. I feel so ravenous ;)

That's not advice.

oooh, get the pedant, grow up and better utilise your time, you sad man

Cretin

Nothing to do with pedantry. Just helping you out.

Haha this guy is weird

Dont forget to save some chips for that womans voice in your head. Fucking loon.

Go Team Swindon

Will the real Shady please stand up.

4 Peter's pies down from £2.69 to 69 pence, eating now

Cigarette, and can of Tuborg, then a nice long sleep

Please do not have dirty thoughts about our future Queen Kate Middleton.

The one beacon of light

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CEkF8UI2xI

do they only let you out at weekends shady?

Listen to the above Sonic, and maybe then I deem you worthy. Worship our future Queen, or you are ready for the gallows. Queen Kate is what we all live for, her every sneeze and sniffle sends us into shockwaves.

Kate's a lizard person

Somebody call the nurse.

Im going for a shit.

or worse, she might be an Oxford Fan

I think this thread is missing a photo of Kate Middleton.

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smoking a cig, with a beer, my bed beckons, here's one more for the road, the tragedy of Gaza

I thought he might be a David Icke fan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akN_2kWZXnU

viva Palestine

liked the picture of Kate, sexy kitten

It's 4pm.

should have done more in the game for sure.

Coca, when is this imperialist country going to wake up to the ruin they perpetrate on other countries, through stealth and deceit, and downright thuggery. See the above clip

All the best,
Dostoyevsky

You still haven't told us who Lorne Kitchen is.

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keep dreaming, you can fool some of the people.......

Lorne Kitchen, let's just say Jimmy Saville

Bideford Red, lothar

Sounds like Flammable to me :D

David icke

David Icke, ex Coventry keeper, is a brave man, to confront that sense of ridicule and misrepresention is awe inspiring. But the lemmings will believe anything they're told. Good luck with that. I've got a beachfront property for sale in Dudley, if anyone's interested?

David Icke says the moon is really a spaceship

I'm still waiting for the Earthquakes and tidal waves he said would hit Britain in the early 90's as a result of people mocking his claim that he was the son of God

Nah, flippant nonsense, he exposed paedophile rings in this country years back and challenged them all to sue him. I will happily go on the record that McAlpine who got hundreds of thousands of compensation is a paedo. The Scallywag magazine, now defunct, claimed that, and yet this guy expresses surprise at the allegations. Couldn't make this shit up!
Ken Clarke is another, and Ted Heath, Salisbury's finest, had a penchant for little boys. Scumbags covering each other's backs.

We are all the Son of God, quite a distinction

Even the women?

Here's a bit of research for you Nemo, might help.

We live in deluded times

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcQzOZmJykk

Who?

The most important question here is why spend £2.69 on pies when you can get sirloin steak for 9p?

didn't get lucky today, although the trolley pusher at the supermarket said his female friend fancies me, so result of a kind.

The pies were tasty ;D

No

David Icke DOES say the moon is a giant spaceship:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xk2r2g_david-icke-moon-facts-and-alien-spaceships_tech#.UM39nOSmjko

Assume nothing. Question everything. :eek:

Icke is a very disturbed individual. No doubt things are covered up etc but some things are just nuts. Like belief in a God for instance.

you are the guy who plants a turd in a punch bowl. Dissmisive BBC esque twaddle. all is not as it seems, it's all muck

[url width=320 height=240]http://i.imgur.com/xrU4X.gif[/url]

 :popcorn:

systematic ignorance

Time for revolt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtLPJzXmuQU

Thought you were going to bed?

am shortly, one more heated pie then first sleep for 48 hrs.

That explains your anger issues then. Fatigue.either that it you're just raving mad

Good grief.  I don't know whether to laugh at the ridiculousness of this thread or be concerned about Dostoyevsksy's wellbeing? 

Ha ha. Pies.

I'm starting to think that taxi driver bloke is onto something, having watched a few of his videos now.

I think he's just a fucking nutter.

Good Lord, I thought another fucking Christmas thread, give it a miss, but my urge to see what layeth within was overwhelming.

Alarmingly, just as I saw the Kate Middleton pic a couple of pages back, she appears on my TV screen at the same time.

Stay off the White Ace Dostoyevsky, especially on the holy day. Although I do wonder if he got any of those steaks?

He's a fake! If he comes from Calne he would stand out, trust me.

What a truly sad individual, it made me feel embarrassed and I don't even know who he is, perhaps start with some writing first or a bit of stand up to test your material, coz that was utter shite.

what the mother fuck? this thread is an atrocity

Hi Simon, I watched a few hundred of his videos, it's blown my mind, and if it manifests itself in mental turmoil that's hopefully understandable, he's really made me question this country

BBC want the Artist Taxi Driver to be on telly

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTmM6EL9Omk

A locked in mind, resort to cheap shots, open your horizons

No shit

We have to stop this insane inexorable slide into the abyss. It's going to be such a lovely day :badmood:

Cider for breakfast?

It's funny that he derides others for being sheep, yet subscribes wholly to the nutjob taxi driver

That's one of my favourite things about these nut jobs. They claim to be enlightened and free thinkers when in reality they are more like sheeple than the rest of us. They just happen to be following something else.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_McGowan_(performance_artist)#section_1

He's risen in my esteem. I guess you are suggesting he's a fraud? Not for me, this kind of sincerity can't be shammed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPBEoUzcCOs

You all have ignore buttons, put em to good use - unless of course I am on your ignore list, then you won't be reading this  :)

Where's the fun in that?

I'm suggesting he is a person with some valid points but his delivery of said points make him look like a fucking loon and therefore discredit his opinions. That's what I'm suggesting

Quite right Flashheart, censorship is shit, narrow down your scope of thought to those who think akin to you is what the poster is suggesting. Can't wait for the revolt to take hold in this nation, then we will exact atonement for all the wrongs.

Fair point Freddie, I totally respect that. I do have an inkling that for all the cogent feeling, he reverses it into insanity. I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt.

Fucking hell. Irony much.

Where did you go to school Dos?

A Catholic school that I hold with contempt. 5 years education there proved to have no effect whatsoever. Not to be reccomended. Where did you go to school?

That much is evident

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JBS. You didn't go to school in Calne then?

What is JBS? No, I didn't, to my knowledge there is no Catholic school in Calne. I've been around buddy, 10 different places.

I like him, he clearly has an eye for bargains and his deity of choice is a taxi driver.
We've not had a proper nutter on here since TalkTalk.

What valid points would they be then?

John Bentley School.

9p is very cheap for sirloin steak. He's right about that

Be careful with that..

I'm not sure it would be wise to east a steak that cost only 9p to buy.

But then I'm surprised that Dostoy shops in a supermarket at all. He must surely know that everything is injected with mind control drugs.

I was in Borough Market the other day, my mate has a Spanish Ham stall there, well worth a visit. One of the adjoining stands were selling Zebra burger, a most delicious treat. I think I draw the line at Corgi though

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vthnSRwyaSQ