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Title: Vaughan Hurt!!!!!!!!
Post by: CARTMAN on Tuesday, August 2, 2005, 15:05:57
englands run machine  :D  caught on the elbow by tremlett bouncer in nets session. looks as if he's in a bit of pain and has had an x-ray in hospital. may miss 2nd test


Title: Vaughan Hurt!!!!!!!!
Post by: CARTMAN on Tuesday, August 2, 2005, 15:14:26
heavy bruising no fracture


Title: Vaughan Hurt!!!!!!!!
Post by: Sussex on Tuesday, August 2, 2005, 15:20:17
That was your 4.15 news update from Cartman...

...all the latest breaking stories - as they happen....

...more later....!!!

 :D


Title: Re: Vaughan Hurt!!!!!!!!
Post by: BrightonRed on Tuesday, August 2, 2005, 15:20:20
Quote from: "CARTMAN"
may miss 2nd test


Finally, irrefutable evidence that there is a super-natural ‘higher power’ doing good in this world.


Title: Vaughan Hurt!!!!!!!!
Post by: blinkpip on Tuesday, August 2, 2005, 16:03:15
No loss. I would pefer Collingwood.


Title: Vaughan Hurt!!!!!!!!
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, August 2, 2005, 16:13:36
Quote from: "blinkpip"
No loss. I would pefer Collingwood.


 As England captain Vaughan has won something like 22 out of 29 tests....which already puts him up with the very best.

 His batting has had to suffer though which is a shame, as at the time of the Ashes in Ausrtalia he was world number one.


Title: Re: Vaughan Hurt!!!!!!!!
Post by: Spud on Tuesday, August 2, 2005, 16:25:37
Quote from: "CARTMAN"
englands run machine  :D  caught on the elbow by tremlett bouncer in nets session. looks as if he's in a bit of pain and has had an x-ray in hospital. may miss 2nd test


Englands run machine!? :?  :mrgreen:


Title: Vaughan Hurt!!!!!!!!
Post by: Spencer_White on Tuesday, August 2, 2005, 19:04:55
How little do you know about cricket to think Vaughan is shit?

Thats what youve got to ask yourself.


Title: Vaughan Hurt!!!!!!!!
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Tuesday, August 2, 2005, 21:40:42
i cant really say if its a good or a bad thing that he may miss the game. He's on form hitting a century for Yorkshire against Kent but he still cant buy runs in test cricket. one bad thing is that tresco will be captain and he's a shit skipper.


Title: Vaughan Hurt!!!!!!!!
Post by: reeves4england on Tuesday, August 2, 2005, 21:43:48
:|

Not sure what to think really. Okay his form has been poor for England but he hit a huge score for YYYYYYYORKSHIIIIIIIIRE! this week and is also a good skipper.

The only way I can sum it up is:  :|


Title: Vaughan Hurt!!!!!!!!
Post by: Spencer_White on Tuesday, August 2, 2005, 21:47:03
MICHEAL VAUGHAN TEST AVERAGE - 45.2

14 CENTURIES. 4187 RUNS AT 51.03.


Title: Vaughan Hurt!!!!!!!!
Post by: yeo on Tuesday, August 2, 2005, 22:25:11
Quote from: "Spencer_White"
MICHEAL VAUGHAN TEST AVERAGE - 45.2

14 CENTURIES. 4187 RUNS AT 51.03.



Look capitals.

Spencer means it :D


Title: Vaughan Hurt!!!!!!!!
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, August 2, 2005, 22:40:35
Spencer is right.....I feel his frustration :wall:


Title: Vaughan Hurt!!!!!!!!
Post by: Spud on Wednesday, August 3, 2005, 04:48:50
Quote from: "Spencer_White"
How little do you know about cricket to think Vaughan is shit?

Thats what youve got to ask yourself.


And who said he was shit?. i just said that he wasnt the run machine he once was. :roll:


Title: Vaughan Hurt!!!!!!!!
Post by: Johno on Wednesday, August 3, 2005, 09:05:21
at the moment he isn't producing batting wise, butthings can change. who would play if vaughan couldn't. they wouldn't play collingwood instead would they?


Title: Vaughan Hurt!!!!!!!!
Post by: janaage on Wednesday, August 3, 2005, 09:11:27
Roll on Friday the weather forecast's better, day on the piss at the cricket, just what the doctor ordered!!

We're gonna be dressed as tennis players?!?!?  No idea why, but if you see a group of lads dressed in white, with big pants on, that'll be us.


Title: Vaughan Hurt!!!!!!!!
Post by: janaage on Wednesday, August 3, 2005, 09:13:18
Oh and I hope Vaughan plays, to a non cricket expert, like myself, he seems like he's doing a good enough job.


Title: Vaughan Hurt!!!!!!!!
Post by: Kinky Tom on Wednesday, August 3, 2005, 10:43:02
Been passed as fit to play.  Bet he'll wang a ton now.  Hope so anyhow.


Title: Vaughan Hurt!!!!!!!!
Post by: reeves4england on Wednesday, August 3, 2005, 11:01:44
Come on Vaughany. Prove the doubters wrong.


Title: Vaughan Hurt!!!!!!!!
Post by: Spud on Wednesday, August 3, 2005, 13:39:26
Quote from: "janaage"
We're gonna be dressed as tennis players?!?!?  No idea why, but if you see a group of lads dressed in white, with big pants on, that'll be us.


Quality!, they always show the fans that are in fancy dress so no doubt you'll be shown on tv. :D


Title: Vaughan Hurt!!!!!!!!
Post by: Spencer_White on Wednesday, August 3, 2005, 16:24:52
Not as much as channel 4 love the kids waving '4' cards. That is C4's speciality at which they excel, slo-mo's of the kids.


For everything else Sky is better.


Title: Vaughan Hurt!!!!!!!!
Post by: Spud on Wednesday, August 3, 2005, 16:28:18
Quote from: "Spencer_White"
Not as much as channel 4 love the kids waving '4' cards. That is C4's speciality at which they excel, slo-mo's of the kids.


For everything else Sky is better.


You can beat Sky Sports coverage of the Test Matches and ODI's.


Title: Vaughan Hurt!!!!!!!!
Post by: sonicyouth on Wednesday, August 3, 2005, 16:31:08
You can't beat Bumble, he's brilliant. I hate watching cricket on 4.


Title: Vaughan Hurt!!!!!!!!
Post by: Spud on Wednesday, August 3, 2005, 16:36:41
Quote from: "sonicyouth"
You can't beat Bumble, he's brilliant. I hate watching cricket on 4.


Yeah its crap, bloody adverts all the time.


Title: Vaughan Hurt!!!!!!!!
Post by: Spencer_White on Wednesday, August 3, 2005, 16:56:44
And now off for the 3.25 from Doncaster.......






err its not 1986 anymore.


Title: Vaughan Hurt!!!!!!!!
Post by: reeves4england on Wednesday, August 3, 2005, 20:12:44
Will be watching ALL day so assume I will be seeing you broadcast live to the nation in your ridiculous outfits!!!

 :P


Title: Vaughan Hurt!!!!!!!!
Post by: Johno on Wednesday, August 3, 2005, 20:36:05
Quote from: "reeves4england"
Will be watching ALL day so assume I will be seeing you broadcast live to the nation in your ridiculous outfits!!!

 :P


 :beers: gunna be great...lots and lots of diet coke  :(


Title: Vaughan Hurt!!!!!!!!
Post by: Spud on Thursday, August 4, 2005, 05:00:43
Quote from: "Spencer_White"
And now off for the 3.25 from Doncaster.......






err its not 1986 anymore.


Dont get me started on them leaving the Cricket coverage for the Horse Racing!, i actually sent an email to Channel4 last summer complaining but got the usual dog shit excuse.


Title: Vaughan Hurt!!!!!!!!
Post by: Johno on Thursday, August 4, 2005, 08:01:56
i do prefer watching test cricket on channel 4. and i prefer watching somerset on sky. weird but true.


Title: Vaughan Hurt!!!!!!!!
Post by: janaage on Thursday, August 4, 2005, 08:12:01
Bumble is the greatest  of them all, in thos current time anyway.  Will be weird watching a whole days cricket without the commentators point of view.

Remember that time Bumble ripped into that spectator at a twenty20 match for taking his eye of the ball when he tried to take a catch in the crowd, the ball ended up hitting him straight between the eyes.  Great moment!!


Title: Vaughan Hurt!!!!!!!!
Post by: CARTMAN on Thursday, August 4, 2005, 08:19:48
glenn mcgrath has just gone down injured after playing rugby  :shock:
theres hope after all  :beers:


Title: Vaughan Hurt!!!!!!!!
Post by: janaage on Thursday, August 4, 2005, 08:22:17
Is he out, out??  Bollocks if he is, I wanted to see everyone fit and well to play!!


Title: Vaughan Hurt!!!!!!!!
Post by: Johno on Thursday, August 4, 2005, 08:40:58
Quote from: "janaage"
Is he out, out??  Bollocks if he is, I wanted to see everyone fit and well to play!!


i really should be there with you now, and knock some sense into you.  :wink:  you wanna see england do well when your there!?


Title: Vaughan Hurt!!!!!!!!
Post by: janaage on Thursday, August 4, 2005, 08:50:13
Dude if you got tickets to see England v Brasil and Ronaldo or Ronaldinho was out injured wouldn't a little bit of you think, shit the one time I get to see Brasil he's out, typical.   Cos I would!!

Think outside the pie Johno!!


Title: Vaughan Hurt!!!!!!!!
Post by: Boeta on Thursday, August 4, 2005, 09:53:42
Janaage's got it right. There won't be many other opportunities to watch such a master live.


Title: Vaughan Hurt!!!!!!!!
Post by: janaage on Thursday, August 4, 2005, 10:02:23
Why thank you sir.  I want England to win, but I'd love to see England beat a full strength Aussie side.


Title: Vaughan Hurt!!!!!!!!
Post by: larwood on Thursday, August 4, 2005, 10:27:41
The one thing i do know is that Vaughan is a useless tosser. :)


Title: Vaughan Hurt!!!!!!!!
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, August 4, 2005, 10:28:54
Quote from: "larwood"
The one thing i do know is that Vaughan is a useless tosser. :)


He'll make you eat your words, mark my words. :soapy tit wank:


Title: Vaughan Hurt!!!!!!!!
Post by: Spud on Thursday, August 4, 2005, 11:44:10
Quote from: "janaage"
Dude if you got tickets to see England v Brasil and Ronaldo or Ronaldinho was out injured wouldn't a little bit of you think, shit the one time I get to see Brasil he's out, typical.   Cos I would!!

Think outside the pie Johno!!


Like when i got tickets to Arsenal Vs Liverpool last season and Thierry Henry was out injured!. :evil:


Title: Vaughan Hurt!!!!!!!!
Post by: janaage on Thursday, August 4, 2005, 11:46:03
Exactamondo.  Imagine when Utd played us in the Premier League and Cantona was out, would have been terrible.  Luckily he played and the rest is history!!


Title: Vaughan Hurt!!!!!!!!
Post by: Spud on Thursday, August 4, 2005, 11:47:46
Its still good news that their best bowler is out injured. :beers:


Title: Vaughan Hurt!!!!!!!!
Post by: Spencer_White on Thursday, August 4, 2005, 16:41:06
Quote from: "janaage"
Why thank you sir.  I want England to win, but I'd love to see England beat a full strength Aussie side.



Sod you and Glenn McGrath.

I want to win. C'mon England.


Title: Vaughan Hurt!!!!!!!!
Post by: Johno on Thursday, August 4, 2005, 20:49:14
Quote from: "janaage"
Dude if you got tickets to see England v Brasil and Ronaldo or Ronaldinho was out injured wouldn't a little bit of you think, shit the one time I get to see Brasil he's out, typical.   Cos I would!!

Think outside the pie Johno!!


yeh get your point, but if england won then i wouldn't care.


Title: Vaughan Hurt!!!!!!!!
Post by: reeves4england on Thursday, August 4, 2005, 21:36:25
If their excuse for losing is that their side is weakened, then surely that could prompt the "one man team" argument?!!!

I see why you would want to see the master, but lets face it the Ausssies will bat all day tomorrow anyway!