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Title: Products that should be invented Post by: kerry red on Thursday, October 18, 2012, 19:23:20 As a hetero male my biggest fear when any potential relationship was due to reach the boudoir stage was not size, performance or stamina but it was letting one rip and producing an embarrassing stench, guaranteed to finish said liaison before it had started.
Someone should invent a substance that would neutralise human methane emissions. Perhaps it could be marketed as 'Guff Be Gone' or somesuch. Title: Re: Products that should be invented Post by: Chubbs on Thursday, October 18, 2012, 19:31:58 if a bird cant laugh at a fart, she aint worth keeping
Title: Re: Products that should be invented Post by: Flashheart on Thursday, October 18, 2012, 19:37:18 Hover boots.
Close the thread, I win. Title: Re: Products that should be invented Post by: kerry red on Thursday, October 18, 2012, 19:40:31 Hover boots. Close the thread, I win. Now that, someone could make a fortune with Title: Re: Products that should be invented Post by: Leggett on Thursday, October 18, 2012, 19:49:11 something that makes cats less cunty.
Title: Re: Products that should be invented Post by: kerry red on Thursday, October 18, 2012, 19:50:25 Think that's already been invented - a shotgun
Title: Re: Products that should be invented Post by: Gnasher on Thursday, October 18, 2012, 19:54:56 Some kind of robot that forces dog owners who allow their dog to shit on pavements or playing fields to eat their dog's feaces (with the option of ketchup or mustard).
Title: Re: Products that should be invented Post by: Flashheart on Thursday, October 18, 2012, 19:56:47 something that makes cats less cunty. A boot? Title: Re: Products that should be invented Post by: AldbourneRed on Friday, October 19, 2012, 14:03:19 A mute button for noisy kids
Title: Re: Products that should be invented Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Friday, October 19, 2012, 14:22:04 Some headphones that translate what women say to what they actually mean
Title: Re: Products that should be invented Post by: Freddies Ferret on Friday, October 19, 2012, 14:28:39 A 3rd tap in the kitchen- COLD/HOT/BEER
Title: Re: Products that should be invented Post by: Chubbs on Friday, October 19, 2012, 14:30:41 A 3rd tap in the kitchen- COLD/HOT/BEER wasnt there something a while ago where coca cola planned on installing taps in houses Title: Re: Products that should be invented Post by: Chubbs on Friday, October 19, 2012, 14:31:56 wasnt there something a while ago where coca cola planned on installing taps in houses http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/1228266.stmTitle: Re: Products that should be invented Post by: Bogus Dave on Friday, October 19, 2012, 14:42:40 Not a product per sé, but there needs to be one of these in swindon
http://barcadebrooklyn.com/ Title: Re: Products that should be invented Post by: Reg Smeeton on Friday, October 19, 2012, 14:50:13 Something that converts air to petrol....it'll probably never happen, like the CG redevelopment.
Title: Re: Products that should be invented Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, October 19, 2012, 14:57:32 Bernard's watch
Title: Re: Products that should be invented Post by: axs on Friday, October 19, 2012, 17:07:41 Some headphones that translate what women say to what they actually mean All you'd ever hear would be 'I fancy your boss' Title: Re: Products that should be invented Post by: Sippo on Friday, October 19, 2012, 17:58:41 Not a product per sé, but there needs to be one of these in swindon http://barcadebrooklyn.com/ http://www.yardhouse.com |