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Title: Adver News: Cherries lack a Matt finish
Post by: News Monkey on Monday, September 24, 2012, 05:03:59
Cherries lack a Matt finish
           
           



  MATT Ritchie showed Bournemouth exactly what they had missed out on as his two goals sent Swindon well on the way to a 4-0 victory against the Cherries.

           

http://www.thisisswindontownfc.co.uk/news/headlines/9944894.Cherries_lack_a_Matt_finish/?ref=rss
           
           
           


Title: Re: Adver News: Cherries lack a Matt finish
Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, September 24, 2012, 06:36:31
Paint puns. Really?!


Title: Re: Adver News: Cherries lack a Matt finish
Post by: Flashheart on Monday, September 24, 2012, 06:40:43
They help gloss over poor articles.


Title: Re: Adver News: Cherries lack a Matt finish
Post by: 4D on Monday, September 24, 2012, 07:16:41
It crowned the day.


Title: Re: Adver News: Cherries lack a Matt finish
Post by: Ginginho on Monday, September 24, 2012, 07:58:17
I bet he's high on emulsion this morning after two goals!


Title: Re: Adver News: Cherries lack a Matt finish
Post by: 4D on Monday, September 24, 2012, 08:05:02
A couple of silk smooth goals, did anyone go over the woodwork? Does Nev write for the adver?


Title: Re: Adver News: Cherries lack a Matt finish
Post by: Peter Venkman on Monday, September 24, 2012, 08:07:08
They had better brush up on their puns......I'll get my coat.


Title: Re: Adver News: Cherries lack a Matt finish
Post by: Bewster on Monday, September 24, 2012, 08:08:22
It was a roller - coster ride of fun


Title: Re: Adver News: Cherries lack a Matt finish
Post by: ronnie21 on Monday, September 24, 2012, 08:26:30
We were definitely non-drip - they (and their chairman) were definitely drips.


Title: Re: Adver News: Cherries lack a Matt finish
Post by: DMR on Monday, September 24, 2012, 09:18:29
Paint puns. Really?!

Take it easel it's just an article


Title: Re: Adver News: Cherries lack a Matt finish
Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, September 24, 2012, 09:19:28
:suicide:


Title: Re: Adver News: Cherries lack a Matt finish
Post by: 4D on Monday, September 24, 2012, 10:18:19
Take it easel it's just an article

Nobody canvassed your opinion Dave :)


Title: Re: Adver News: Cherries lack a Matt finish
Post by: Jackstfc on Monday, September 24, 2012, 11:16:48
Cherries lack a Matt finish
          
We had quality Matt finish, in  'Di Can (-io), while they had just worthless Tubbs
          
          
          


Title: Re: Adver News: Cherries lack a Matt finish
Post by: Batch on Monday, September 24, 2012, 11:21:50
Another formulaic Adver headline - they're just painting by numbers.

:tumbleweed:


Title: Re: Adver News: Cherries lack a Matt finish
Post by: kerry red on Monday, September 24, 2012, 11:31:05
As Diana Ross and the Supremes put it

'I second that emulsion'

Mind you, that Mitchell fella aint no oil painting - he gets on my Wick(s)


Title: Re: Adver News: Cherries lack a Matt finish
Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, September 24, 2012, 11:35:42
stahp


Title: Re: Adver News: Cherries lack a Matt finish
Post by: Shaw Rosso on Monday, September 24, 2012, 11:39:27
Wat er colour that new Fulham away shirt is


Title: Re: Adver News: Cherries lack a Matt finish
Post by: Wilf Shergold on Monday, September 24, 2012, 11:39:42
It sikkens me to see some of these puns. It’s just a stain on the TEF’s reputation.

PS,  I see Leroy Litre’s getting some poor coverage about his application at Brum. Wood be the solution to the knotty issue of finding a striker to supply the high quality finish we need at our level. Unless he’s on his way back to Bristle as part of a trade? I'll get one of artex buddies to ask their opinion. After all, we're never going to afford the likes of Alex Oxide-Chamberlain, are we?


Title: Re: Adver News: Cherries lack a Matt finish
Post by: 4D on Monday, September 24, 2012, 11:42:36
it's getting (d)roller


Title: Re: Adver News: Cherries lack a Matt finish
Post by: kerry red on Monday, September 24, 2012, 11:49:14
As long as it's all taken in good (white) spirit


Title: Re: Adver News: Cherries lack a Matt finish
Post by: Gnasher on Monday, September 24, 2012, 11:51:47
Do cherries have a matt(e) finish? I could understand it if his name was Gloss or Glaze  :)


Title: Re: Adver News: Cherries lack a Matt finish
Post by: 4D on Monday, September 24, 2012, 11:53:08
Can we can it and put the lid on this thread please?


Title: Re: Adver News: Cherries lack a Matt finish
Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, September 24, 2012, 12:07:54
i'm just going to leave this here

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