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Having traweled through the curry thread I thought there might be some Chinese establishments thrown in.

Anyway I have to get the Chinky in tonight and I'm looking in the Rodbourne, Moredon, Woodhall Park, Greenmeadow, Scabbymeads areas principly but other areas are always handy to know. There is a certain one in the west Swindon area I will no longer go in even though it's my local as I saw one of the chefs picking his nose.....

So over to you officinados of all things Chinese takeaways.

Greenmedow, seven star. It's very very nice. Squid with chilli and garlic salt is my fav.  ;)

I've used Eat Well Chinese several times through Just-Eat.co.uk, and never had a bad meal.

If you plan to sit down and feast yourself silly I would go to Cosmo in town, for a take away I would try Peatmoor, unless they are the bogey pickers you are referring too  :I'm a complete mofleakin Deak

Scrap this stupidity and get a curry in

Oriental Express on Clive Parade is well recommended.  Don't be tempted by the ones in Gorse Hill, especially Rice and Noodles - proper shit hole when we went in . . . . and walked out again!!

Agreed.

However the prawn phall i had last night has ripped my arsehole to shreds today.

Cheaper than a colonic

Not prepared to comment on the last sentence. ;)

I always thought that was bits of green pepper with my chow mein  :no:

I loved my last take away from there. There was loads of it as well.

With all this talk of curry's and ripping your aresehole to shreds can it be safely assumed that a real hot curry has now taken over from Arkells beer as the medicine of choice for constipation?

I concur, good food and big portions - we can never finish our meals from there!

The gentleman concerned was behind the counter in his chefs uniform watching the tv. The lady who normally serves was not there and there were no punters in the shop. I was passing by after a few quick ones at the pub over the car park. Can't bring myself to go in there again.

I quite like the abbeymeads rendezvous, always have a nice meal from there.

Went to oriental express the other week for first time in years and was disappointed. Shame as it used to be superb.

Spring Garden in Highworth was pretty good last night.

Dont really order Chinese too much but have used Zen in gorse hill a few times and they were great.

Lucky boat in calne is good but might be cold when it turns up.

Maxims chippy in church street is pretty good flash.

Haven't tried it mate...will do.

I was telling Victor Mildew that there is no decent chippy in Calne.....Dolphin ok for pie and chips but the fish is shit.