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1. Where do you work, Turnip farm or scarecrow factory?

2. At what age did you get your first tractor?

3. Which football club makes you the most jealous, Oxford Utd or Big City PNE (and other clubs like them)?

4. How often do you say "Oh Arrrr!" each day?

5. If you were stranded in a car and an escaped Grizzly bear was about to eat your favourite turnip would you go outside and attempt to save it?

6. Who is your favourite scarecrow, The Straw Man from Wizard of Oz or Worzel Gummidge?

7. What is your favourite tipple, Cider in a clay pot or Old Jeremiahs Acorn Moonshine?

8. Have you ever used a homemade stinger device to capture passing strangers then taken them home and eaten them?

Thank you country types,

Your pal,

Thor.

Good effort.

7.5/10

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Oooooo Arrrrrr get orf my foooooorum!

1/10 for ingenuity.
5/10 for effort.

I thought your original trolling effort was fun,this is just dull though should have quit why you were ahead.

Has your centre closed for the afternoon?

*Insert incredibly witty and highly original quip about schools and/or mental health facilities being closed*

*Insert moral high ground response*

Oh, ha.

You beat me to it.

I'm fucking quick I am, unlike our troll.

As someone who has the pleasure of passing through the armpit of Lancashire each day travelling to and from work and in the spirit of fans coming together I have amended the questions below for you to complete.

1. Where do you work, massage parlour or Booths?

2. At what age did you get your first Vauxhall Nova?

3. Which football club makes you the most jealous, Burnley or Big City Blackpool (and other clubs like them)?

4. How often do you say "Oh Arrrr!" each day? - This question is not applicable as from experience no person in Preston below the age of 25 can put together a coherant sentance - just think Beavis and Butthead.....

5. If you were stranded in a car and an escaped Grizzly bear was about to eat your favourite butter pie would you go outside and attempt to save it?

6. Who is your favourite tracksuit wearing pikey?

7. What is your favourite tipple, WKD White Lightning or whatever is cheapest at the corner shop?

8. Have you ever used a homemade stinger device to capture passing strangers then taken them home and eaten them? Being eaten is the least of your worries in Preston.

Fuck off you child touching spunk bucket

Why I'm outraged at the very though you think we should be envious at the...wait a minute....I see through your clever ruse to get us to react. Well played....

 ::)

Am I the only one who is disappointed with the lack of a picture that usually comes with a post from this cunt troll?

11. how often do you say "black puddings black today mutha"

I do like your posts.

Well, fucking stupid troll cunt deserves it

Fucking hell Thor...up the game.

No hairy biker picture....then im not playing.

I thought it was amusing, particularly due to the fact that's there's more chavvy, scumbags living in swindon than Preston. Farms and tractors? Don't think our northern friend has done his homework.

1. Turnip farm

2. 13

3. Preston north end and Crawley.

4. 40-50

5. Oh arrrr, yes

6. Got to be good old worzel

7. Cider.

8. Oh arrr, maybe.

Your pal,

Fuck off you cunt

"Big City PNE" are of course from a City which is 25% smaller in terms of population that "Small Town Swindon"

Don't mention that otherwise you're going to have to explain why they get bigger crowds than us

Go and Climb back on your mum.

What started as amusing has now turned into pure fucking tedium.

Preston  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

It's disappointing the guy's camera has run out of batteries. :(

Does he still love Crawley?