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Title: Red Face Post by: kerry red on Tuesday, August 14, 2012, 19:42:10 I've just tucked into my first can of Guinness and I've instantly turned into Bertie Beetroot
Wot's going on? Title: Re: Red Face Post by: Bennett on Tuesday, August 14, 2012, 19:46:13 you opened it wrong and have lacerated yourself
Title: Re: Red Face Post by: Joycie on Tuesday, August 14, 2012, 23:25:49 You've been a beetroot all your life and you're finally realising your potential.
Congrats. Title: Re: Red Face Post by: Batch on Tuesday, August 14, 2012, 23:27:59 You are the only man in Ireland allergic to beer, assuming you are in Kerry.
Please send me all your beer, I'm doing you a favour. Title: Re: Red Face Post by: suttonred on Tuesday, August 14, 2012, 23:34:29 Ooh a case of the stan ogdens no less.
Title: Re: Red Face Post by: Notts red on Tuesday, August 14, 2012, 23:38:11 I've just tucked into my first can of Guinness and I've instantly turned into Bertie Beetroot But how many did you have at lunch time :pint:Wot's going on? Title: Re: Red Face Post by: carbonwhite on Wednesday, August 15, 2012, 03:20:21 Your drinking too much and your liver isnt processing it as it should be. drink lots of water
Title: Re: Red Face Post by: Freddies Ferret on Wednesday, August 15, 2012, 06:50:13 Its Called Asian flush
Title: Re: Red Face Post by: @MacPhlea on Wednesday, August 15, 2012, 09:21:01 Its Called Asian flush I thought that was just a bucket of water... Title: Re: Red Face Post by: Coca Fola on Wednesday, August 15, 2012, 16:32:15 kerry red is an alcoholic. Every thread he starts is related to alcohol pretty much.
Title: Re: Red Face Post by: kerry red on Wednesday, August 15, 2012, 17:00:06 Ah, that's just plain nasty!
Surely everyone who watched the game on Sky had a few tinnies to hand. Anyway, I don't drink much as, because of my shaking hands, I spill most of it ;D Title: Re: Red Face Post by: Barry Scott on Wednesday, August 15, 2012, 17:05:42 I keep seeing this thread and I think of the character in Anchorman who says, loud noises, saying, red face. Dunno why?
Title: Re: Red Face Post by: walcot red on Wednesday, August 15, 2012, 17:05:42 Doesn't kerry red live in Ireland? If he does maybe he's gone native.
Title: Re: Red Face Post by: kerry red on Wednesday, August 15, 2012, 17:14:45 There are some serious pissheads over here, that's for sure.
Last year I was sat on the crapper at 7 in the morning when I heard someone trying the front door handle. A quick hoik of my pants and I went out to find some fella with a few cans sat on my path saying he was the king of the fairies. He died a couple of months ago Title: Re: Red Face Post by: suttonred on Wednesday, August 15, 2012, 20:37:36 There are some serious pissheads over here, that's for sure. Last year I was sat on the crapper at 7 in the morning when I heard someone trying the front door handle. A quick hoik of my pants and I went out to find some fella with a few cans sat on my path saying he was the king of the fairies. He died a couple of months ago I normally go once a year to the wives rellies in donegal and Leitrim, she's refused to sanction a trip this year, not so subtle hints about me getting in from the pubs at 3 or 4 am every night, as everyone seems to think every night is friday night and it would be rude not to join in :) Title: Re: Red Face Post by: sonicyouth on Wednesday, August 15, 2012, 20:42:25 There are some serious pissheads over here, that's for sure. RIP DadLast year I was sat on the crapper at 7 in the morning when I heard someone trying the front door handle. A quick hoik of my pants and I went out to find some fella with a few cans sat on my path saying he was the king of the fairies. He died a couple of months ago Title: Re: Red Face Post by: kerry red on Wednesday, August 15, 2012, 20:47:36 Well, it better not happen in Rodbourne when I get back!
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