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Title: Drainage problem Post by: Flashheart on Monday, July 16, 2012, 10:53:02 The Guinea Pig has gone and got stuck down a drain, the stupid cunt. It is very much dead.
So now I'm left with a dead Guinea Pig blocking up the drain, the drain is just a blue PVC tube about an inch 1/2 across. It is head first down the drain with its legs sticking up. Pulling its legs do nothing and it won't budge after I pour cooking Oil down there either. I think if I pull too hard I'll just pull its legs off, think I've already broken them. Any ideas? Title: Re: Drainage problem Post by: DMR on Monday, July 16, 2012, 10:54:09 I'm sorry to be a heartless cunt mate but fuck me did I laugh when I read the first 2 sentences :D
Title: Re: Drainage problem Post by: fittons_coaching_badge on Monday, July 16, 2012, 10:54:47 I am also sorry but I have just pissed myself laughing ....... :girlgiggle:
Title: Re: Drainage problem Post by: 4D on Monday, July 16, 2012, 10:56:13 Have you got a corkscrew?
Title: Re: Drainage problem Post by: Chubbs on Monday, July 16, 2012, 10:56:24 is this some kind of inuendo?
Title: Re: Drainage problem Post by: LittleRed on Monday, July 16, 2012, 10:56:43 This brought a fit of laughter to me on this miserable day. Nice one.
Title: Re: Drainage problem Post by: Flashheart on Monday, July 16, 2012, 10:56:57 Title: Re: Drainage problem Post by: Gethimout on Monday, July 16, 2012, 10:59:31 Hahaa.. That's brightened up my morning!
Title: Re: Drainage problem Post by: Flashheart on Monday, July 16, 2012, 11:01:28 Got the fucker.
One stretched Guinea Pig now no longer blocking said drain. Photographic evidence available if wanted. Title: Re: Drainage problem Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, July 16, 2012, 11:02:13 Pictures of said stuck rodent please.
Title: Re: Drainage problem Post by: DMR on Monday, July 16, 2012, 11:02:22 You've got to post a pic...
Title: Re: Drainage problem Post by: tans on Monday, July 16, 2012, 11:15:33 Pics please
Title: Re: Drainage problem Post by: THE FLASH on Monday, July 16, 2012, 11:19:07 Thats the best post for fucking ages.....close season is shit on here.
Pics please..... Title: Re: Drainage problem Post by: Ginginho on Monday, July 16, 2012, 11:27:06 Oh my, that's just fucking hilarious, sorry. I've just read that out in the office to a chorus of laughter.
Oh, and RIP to mr guinea pig. I'm sorry for your loss. Title: Re: Drainage problem Post by: walcot red on Monday, July 16, 2012, 11:28:05 This has cheered me up no end this morning, you've got to post a pic. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: Re: Drainage problem Post by: Swindon Please Win on Monday, July 16, 2012, 11:30:17 Did spit my drink all over screen when I read the first lines :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Have to post a pic. Title: Re: Drainage problem Post by: Flashheart on Monday, July 16, 2012, 11:32:47 Exhibit A: Stupid cunt stuck in the drain
[url width=640 height=480]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/jamiethon/DSCI0910.jpg[/url] Exhibit B: Stupid cunt no longer stuck in the drain [url width=640 height=480]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/jamiethon/DSCI0907.jpg[/url] Have no sympathy for this rodent, it has only its self to blame. Plus, I'm going to have to fork out 500 baht for another one now. Title: Re: Drainage problem Post by: kerry red on Monday, July 16, 2012, 11:36:18 I was going to say
'no animals were hurt in the filming of this thread' but obviously they were Title: Re: Drainage problem Post by: THE FLASH on Monday, July 16, 2012, 11:37:51 Dry heave!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Drainage problem Post by: kerry red on Monday, July 16, 2012, 11:40:19 I'm not convinced
i reckon it's one of Fatima Whitbread's tampons Title: Re: Drainage problem Post by: 4D on Monday, July 16, 2012, 11:41:36 What's that red thing?
Title: Re: Drainage problem Post by: Flashheart on Monday, July 16, 2012, 11:43:49 What's that red thing? It's a bubble blowing toy thingy. When I first found the idiot rodent it was in much deeper so I had to lassoo it with something in case it slipped further in. The green string on the red thing was all I could find to do the job. Title: Re: Drainage problem Post by: Batch on Monday, July 16, 2012, 12:16:47 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Thread of the year
Title: Re: Drainage problem Post by: DMR on Monday, July 16, 2012, 12:19:33 Are you sure its dead?
Title: Re: Drainage problem Post by: slinky on Monday, July 16, 2012, 12:25:23 Had to show this to the lads in the office and we are all in fits of laughter! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: Re: Drainage problem Post by: Coca Fola on Monday, July 16, 2012, 13:14:30 Stick it on the barbie.
Title: Re: Drainage problem Post by: Leggett on Monday, July 16, 2012, 13:52:58 Brilliant :-D
Title: Re: Drainage problem Post by: Shaw Rosso on Monday, July 16, 2012, 14:00:59 Fantastic, you deserve a medal for sharing this :clap: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: Re: Drainage problem Post by: Flashheart on Monday, July 16, 2012, 15:24:24 I'm left wondering at which point did the idiot rodent think to itself: 'Perhaps this wasn't such a good idea after all'
Title: Re: Drainage problem Post by: Gnasher on Monday, July 16, 2012, 15:56:03 Stick it on the barbie. Funny that, it does look like one of BR's barbie dolls ;) Title: Re: Drainage problem Post by: Notts red on Monday, July 16, 2012, 22:09:31 Poor litte sod, what had you been doing to it in the first place to make it that desperate to escape, accept it, Guinea pigs can't use bubble blowing toy things. :no:
Title: Re: Drainage problem Post by: joteddyred on Monday, July 16, 2012, 22:15:36 Was the guinea pig roaming free or did it escape?
Can't have been a very pleasant task and no doubt you now have an upset child/children? Title: Re: Drainage problem Post by: Boy About Town on Monday, July 16, 2012, 22:19:34 Nice Thai drainage system that...
On a serious note, when it died its stomach would inflate meaning it made it twice as hard to dislodge. Poor thing. Title: Re: Drainage problem Post by: Flashheart on Tuesday, July 17, 2012, 07:58:45 no doubt you now have an upset child/children? My little girl's only concern was when she'd be getting another one. Title: Re: Drainage problem Post by: fatbasher on Tuesday, July 17, 2012, 20:08:11 The Guinea Pig has gone and got stuck down a drain, the stupid cunt. It is very much dead. So now I'm left with a dead Guinea Pig blocking up the drain, the drain is just a blue PVC tube about an inch 1/2 across. It is head first down the drain with its legs sticking up. Pulling its legs do nothing and it won't budge after I pour cooking Oil down there either. I think if I pull too hard I'll just pull its legs off, think I've already broken them. Any ideas? Fuck me, cooking oil? You going to sauté the thing in the tube? Just BBQ it like any normal person. Or leave it a few weeks and it will putrify and you can then jet wash it away. |