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Title: Bog Roll Post by: Sippo on Tuesday, July 3, 2012, 19:31:45 I'm on my last sheet. I need to know where to buy some more and how much it will cost me. Can someone please recommend me some.
Title: Re: Bog Roll Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, July 3, 2012, 19:35:49 get a dock leaf
Title: Re: Bog Roll Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Tuesday, July 3, 2012, 19:39:09 Oxford club shop, cost about 40 quid
Title: Re: Bog Roll Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, July 3, 2012, 19:39:37 Glad you've raised this question...I've just moved house and there's no bog roll in the new place. Any info received on what to do from the TEF would be most welcome.
Title: Re: Bog Roll Post by: tans on Tuesday, July 3, 2012, 19:47:18 I'm on my last sheet. I need to know where to buy some more and how much it will cost me. Can someone please recommend me some. :D Title: Re: Bog Roll Post by: yeo on Tuesday, July 3, 2012, 19:47:57 I've got loads
It literally fell off the back of a lorry that hit a bridge and got stuck. Title: Re: Bog Roll Post by: Flashheart on Tuesday, July 3, 2012, 20:13:46 Bog roll is shit. Get rid and wash your ring instead.
Title: Re: Bog Roll Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, July 3, 2012, 20:20:05 Bog roll is shit. Get rid and wash your ring instead. get 4d's plumber to fit you a bidetTitle: Re: Bog Roll Post by: Flashheart on Tuesday, July 3, 2012, 20:29:21 get 4d's plumber to fit you a bidet No need for a bidet. In this neck of the woods we have a simple squirty gun on a hose (bum guns) that do the job just fine. They also double up as watery sniper rifles with which to shoot insects and shampoo bottles and stuff. A number two in Thailand is not only refreshing but also fun. Title: Re: Bog Roll Post by: nochee on Tuesday, July 3, 2012, 20:31:53 No need for a bidet. :moon:In this neck of the woods we have a simple squirty gun on a hose (bum guns) that do the job just fine. They also double up as watery sniper rifles with which to shoot insects and shampoo bottles and stuff. A number two in Thailand is not only refreshing but also fun. Title: Re: Bog Roll Post by: Dazzza on Tuesday, July 3, 2012, 21:20:19 A number two in Thailand is not only refreshing but also fun. That sounds just wrong. I'm all for a sip of piss for improving the old complexion but munching down on your own swiss roll doesn't sound very refreshing to me. Title: Re: Bog Roll Post by: Saxondale on Tuesday, July 3, 2012, 21:33:42 No need for a bidet. In this neck of the woods we have a simple squirty gun on a hose (bum guns) that do the job just fine. They also double up as watery sniper rifles with which to shoot insects and shampoo bottles and stuff. A number two in Thailand is not only refreshing but also fun. I may well be coming to Thailand at the start of next month with megadeth. I am looking forward to the bum gun already. Title: Re: Bog Roll Post by: slinky on Tuesday, July 3, 2012, 22:40:35 No need for bog roll, just do as they do in Morocco and use your hand.
Title: Re: Bog Roll Post by: Coca Fola on Tuesday, July 3, 2012, 23:04:04 Make sure you use your left hand if you go there, because they eat with their right.
Title: Re: Bog Roll Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, July 4, 2012, 07:02:55 I got some triple velvet in the end. It's softer on my bum. Thanks all.
Title: Re: Bog Roll Post by: 4D on Wednesday, July 4, 2012, 07:40:44 get 4d's plumber to fit you a bidet I have a bidet for sale! |