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Title: Roger's Profanisaurus Post by: magicroundabout on Wednesday, July 27, 2005, 13:37:42 Having a boring day at work i've decided i shall share a few profanities(sp) with yourselves taken from VIZ's profanisaurus.
Open the hanger doors v. Of an experienced lady, to prepare herself for sexual intercourse. "Wisteria was powerless to resist. His eyes burned into hers like amethysts. His muscular arms enfolded her body as she felt herself being swept away in a hurricane of passion. Gently, Renaldo laid her down on the silken ottoman in front of the roaring fire. Then as he pulled her knickers off, she lifted her legs and opened the hanger doors." (from 'The Lady and the South American Footballer' by Barbara Cartland). Liquor Portal n. The hole in the space/time continuum found outside pubs which transports the inebriated to the safety of there hallways in the blink of an eye. Funbagtastic exclam. Upon seeing a glorious pair of flesh bombs, one might utter 'Funbagtastic!'. Title: Roger's Profanisaurus Post by: Dazzza on Wednesday, July 27, 2005, 16:11:59 Did you see the Sid the Sexist cartoons on Bravo, Sunday?
Pile of toss animation ut some cracking one liners. Title: Roger's Profanisaurus Post by: spacey on Wednesday, July 27, 2005, 16:36:06 Speaking of Viz, This game on their site made me chuckle.
If you click on more games it's the second one called San Antray. http://www.maxim-magazine.co.uk/games_viz/games_viz_story.php? Title: Roger's Profanisaurus Post by: magicroundabout on Thursday, July 28, 2005, 11:39:17 A couple more.
Gaseouse Clay n. A bowel movement in which the sufferer passes flatulence-assisted stools which looke like something from a school pottery lesson and which upon hitting the pan, "Float like a butterfly". However, because of there high exit velocity, they also "sting like a bee". BVH abbrev. Blue Veined Hooligan. A hard, six-inch tall, one eyed, skinhead. |