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Title: euromillions
Post by: tin town on Friday, May 25, 2012, 08:15:43

  DON' forget  your numbers 70 million rollover tonite, remember me if you win. :nod:


Title: Re: euromillions
Post by: kerry red on Friday, May 25, 2012, 08:24:15
Jackpot 70 million yo-yos - come to daddy!!


Title: Re: euromillions
Post by: Cookie on Friday, May 25, 2012, 09:52:39
Odds of winning jackpot 116 million to 1, best of luck.


Title: Re: euromillions
Post by: THE FLASH on Friday, May 25, 2012, 09:54:48
Odds of winning jackpot 116 million to 1, best of luck.

But annoyingly...somebody does win it!


Title: Re: euromillions
Post by: pericarp on Friday, May 25, 2012, 10:27:55
Yeah.. Individually, the odds are absolutely crap and never would you win it.

But then that one person does win it.

What is he? God?


Title: Re: euromillions
Post by: Flashheart on Friday, May 25, 2012, 10:31:19
Jackpot 70 million yo-yos - come to daddy!!

Not sure what I'd do with 70 million yo-yos myself. I'd much rather just be paid in cash instead.


Title: Re: euromillions
Post by: kerry red on Friday, May 25, 2012, 12:09:03
Odds of winning jackpot 116 million to 1, best of luck.

Yeah, but I've got 5 lines - almost certain to win  :pint:


Title: Re: euromillions
Post by: Batch on Friday, May 25, 2012, 12:15:46
I got a lucky dip but I suspect its fixed. In my life I must have bought a dozen or more tickets, but non have won. Do the math. 100% of my tickets have failed. I'm looking at you Camelot, if that is your real name.


Title: Re: euromillions
Post by: london_red on Friday, May 25, 2012, 12:20:52
In my life I must have bought a dozen or more tickets, but non have won. Do the math. 100% of my tickets have failed.

Some people have quite the luck it seems:

Quote from: The Telegraph
Joan Ginther won £6.2m with the top prize from a scratch card bought from a store in Texas, pushing her total winnings to more than £14m
Her first multi million payout came in 1993 when she won £8m from a £20 scratch card.
Mrs Ginther chose to take £180,000 a year for 19 years after paying tax on her win to give her a total prize of £3.6m. In 2006 she won a further £1.4m and again opted for a lump-sum payment of £1m after paying tax on the winnings.
Two years later the 63 year-old who lives in Las Vegas, Nevada, scooped a further £2m.
Incredibly, three of the tickets were bought from the same small convenience store in the town of Bishop, Texas.


Title: Re: euromillions
Post by: Batch on Friday, May 25, 2012, 12:22:59
I remember Joan Ginther's name. Wasn't she a maths teacher or something that had "a system", i.e. claimed it was more than luck. Though I think the gaming companies had more serious suspicions.

edit:

yup! and the actual odds of doing what she did were "one in eighteen septillion. If this were 'luck,' it could only happen once every quadrillion years".

http://www.opposingviews.com/i/entertainment/lucky-lotto-winner-joan-ginther-math-professor-stanford-degree#

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2025069/Joan-Ginther-Maths-professor-hits-multi-million-scratchcard-lottery-jackpot-4-times.html


Title: Re: euromillions
Post by: jutty274 on Friday, May 25, 2012, 12:26:35
I won last tuesday, £6.40. I will do mine later. If i won i would give The Flash £20 so he could get a round in.


Title: Re: euromillions
Post by: london_red on Friday, May 25, 2012, 12:27:38
I remember Joan Ginther's name. Wasn't she a maths teacher or something that had "a system", i.e. claimed it was more than luck. Though I think the gaming companies had more serious suspicions.

Yeah some of these scratchcards are evidently 'gameable' to a degree. Quite an interesting - if lengthy -  article about it here

http://www.wired.com/magazine/2011/01/ff_lottery/all/1


Title: Re: euromillions
Post by: kerry red on Friday, May 25, 2012, 13:00:48
Well, if, sorry when, I win tonight my first purchase will be that lot down the A420 and I will grind them into the dust until they are getting dicked by the Toot and Whistle 3rd XI.

Don't care how many hundreds it costs me


Title: Re: euromillions
Post by: Batch on Friday, May 25, 2012, 13:12:17
until they are getting dicked by the Toot and Whistle 3rd XI.

They already managed this themselves a couple of seasons ago.


Title: Re: euromillions
Post by: pericarp on Friday, May 25, 2012, 13:14:01
If I will I'll donate 10 million to STFC.


Title: Re: euromillions
Post by: Chubbs on Friday, May 25, 2012, 14:42:18
If I will I'll donate 10 million to STFC.
then claim it was a loan :-)


Title: Re: euromillions
Post by: Coca Fola on Friday, May 25, 2012, 15:00:16
Not sure what I'd do with 70 million yo-yos myself. I'd much rather just be paid in cash instead.
You could sell them for more than a quid each.


Title: Re: euromillions
Post by: stfcinbmth on Friday, May 25, 2012, 15:44:25
Guess I'd better do it then

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This huge event takes place on Friday 27th July – the opening night of the London 2012 Olympic Games.

Put the date in your diary now and you could be part of an unforgettable night.

The National Lottery


Title: Re: euromillions
Post by: LucienSanchez on Friday, May 25, 2012, 16:07:20
I'm a sucker for Euromillions... one day it'll be me (or someone who likes me enough to make my life better)


Title: Re: euromillions
Post by: stfcinbmth on Friday, May 25, 2012, 16:08:26
I'm a sucker for Euromillions... one day it'll be me (or someone who likes me enough to make my life better)

Best of luck


Title: Re: euromillions
Post by: kerry red on Friday, May 25, 2012, 16:10:36
Bet some Spanish peasants win it - and buy Greece.

There should be peasants in the UK


Title: Re: euromillions
Post by: stfcinbmth on Friday, May 25, 2012, 16:12:48
Bet some Spanish peasants win it - and buy Greece.

There should be peasants in the UK

There's lots of peasants on Brownsea Island


Title: Re: euromillions
Post by: donkey on Friday, May 25, 2012, 16:21:54
Bet some Spanish peasants win it - and buy Greece.

There should be peasants in the UK

There will be if this government carries on.


Title: Re: euromillions
Post by: stfcinbmth on Friday, May 25, 2012, 18:09:10
Just done it online cos I'm a lazy bastard and prefer them to check my ticket


Title: Re: euromillions
Post by: kerry red on Saturday, May 26, 2012, 08:39:54
I knew I'd win!!

4 euro  whooo hoooo


Title: Re: euromillions
Post by: LucienSanchez on Saturday, May 26, 2012, 09:13:51
I won £5.80... but spent £8 in the first place.


Title: Re: euromillions
Post by: leefer on Saturday, May 26, 2012, 09:14:42
I won £5.80... but spent £8 in the first place.

That must be the Irish Lotto.