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Title: Fucking temp worker Post by: DanOUFC on Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 11:01:23 A dead ringer for Keith from the office is sitting at the desk next to me. He's the new temp in my office
The desk next to me has been empty for about a year and with clever positioning of my in-tray and folders I've been able to block the view of my screen allowing me to browse the internet. But not any more until he goes on his lunch break He does my nut. The rude bastard has put his in-tray on top of my files which are on my desk! Use your own desk you cunt Also, I hate his voice Anybody got any good ideas on how to force a temp out of your company!? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Title: Fucking temp worker Post by: Kinky Tom on Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 11:03:05 No, my work place have been trying to get rid of me for nearly 11 months but I'm still here. :evil:
Title: Fucking temp worker Post by: Whits on Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 11:05:15 when he goes on lunch kick his pc so it doesn't work, he might have to move desks? or chuck all the stuff he has put on your desk onto his?
Title: Fucking temp worker Post by: DMR on Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 11:07:38 throw steaming coffee in his face
Title: Fucking temp worker Post by: Piemonte on Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 11:10:55 just tell him to move his shit off your desk! As a temp hes the lowest form of office life (no offence Tom, but its true!)
Just carry on surfing the net as before, its not like hes your boss is it? Alternativley, claim hes sexually harrasing you :fag: Title: Fucking temp worker Post by: Kinky Tom on Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 11:14:02 No offence taken PM. I know mean sod all to the company, and they in turn know (I think) that the company means sod all to me, but they just love me being around so much you see.
Can't wait till I've done my snowboarding season so I can settle down and find myself a decent permanent job. Title: Fucking temp worker Post by: Piemonte on Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 11:17:55 There is something to be said for temp work in a way, they actually expect you not to give a fuck and are pleasantly surprised if you can just turn up on time 5 days a week!
Title: Fucking temp worker Post by: Sippo on Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 11:27:28 Make a compalint to your manager saying he smells of BO?!
Title: Fucking temp worker Post by: Whits on Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 11:29:06 Quote from: "stfcfan" Make a compalint to your manager saying he smells of BO?! before you do plant some fish under his chair :nod: Title: Fucking temp worker Post by: fatbury on Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 11:39:22 just try playing some practical jokes ala Tim in the Office .. stapler in Jelly .. glue phone down etc :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: Fucking temp worker Post by: DanOUFC on Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 11:41:01 Quote from: "Whits" Quote from: "stfcfan" Make a compalint to your manager saying he smells of BO?! before you do plant some fish under his chair :nod: Someone has a tuna sandwich in the fridge which I could nick and leave to go mouldy! Daves method is a bit extreme. Whits could work. Piemonte - he's pretty huge, I don't want people thinking I'm getting sexually harassed by that! Title: Fucking temp worker Post by: DanOUFC on Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 11:42:49 I really can't stand his voice. Anyone know how to permanently shut him up (except killing him!)
Title: Fucking temp worker Post by: DanOUFC on Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 11:45:48 Quote from: "Piemonte" Just carry on surfing the net as before, its not like hes your boss is it? quote] I think he would let my line manager know. He's only a temp but he's already moaning that the workload will increase in 3 months, his contract will have finished by then! Title: Fucking temp worker Post by: Kinky Tom on Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 11:47:27 Just tell him you will shove a banana up his arse every time he opens his mouth. Of course he'll then complain that you are sexually harrasing him, which would be even worse than the other way round - stuck between a rock and a hard place aren't you!?
Title: Fucking temp worker Post by: Sippo on Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 11:54:35 Quote from: "Kinky Tom" Just tell him you will shove a banana up his arse Only in Oxford can you get away with this act!! Do it Dan. Title: Fucking temp worker Post by: DanOUFC on Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 11:59:30 Quote from: "Kinky Tom" Just tell him you will shove a banana up his arse every time he opens his mouth. Of course he'll then complain that you are sexually harrasing him, which would be even worse than the other way round - stuck between a rock and a hard place aren't you!? I could bring in Julian Alsop on work experience to do the dirty deed!! Title: Fucking temp worker Post by: MR BEN on Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 12:13:58 You could always have a man to man chat, and try to agree a compromise.
or you could just kick him in the balls :twisted: Title: Fucking temp worker Post by: DanOUFC on Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 13:38:40 He's gone! :beers: I came back from my lunch and he's working at another desk 'cos apparently the computer didn't have access to SAP but I think he got scared of the menacing looks I was giving him! It went kinda like this-> :twisted:
Title: Fucking temp worker Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 13:44:56 All power to the Keith-a -like...........if ihe keeps the scummer off here then he'll do for me.
Title: Fucking temp worker Post by: Kinky Tom on Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 13:45:44 Good work Dan, I do however suggest you keep a banana on view, just as a deterant.
Title: Fucking temp worker Post by: DanOUFC on Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 13:59:58 I'll keep that in mind Thoamas :roll:
Title: Fucking temp worker Post by: yeo on Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 14:27:41 Look at porn on his PC when he goes to toilet.
Title: Fucking temp worker Post by: DanOUFC on Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 14:31:47 Yeovil old chap cracking idea but you're a tad late!
Title: Fucking temp worker Post by: yeo on Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 14:33:17 I really should stop skimming these posts :oops:
Title: Fucking temp worker Post by: Spud on Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 14:34:14 Make up rumours that he's a sex pest. :mrgreen:
Title: Fucking temp worker Post by: DanOUFC on Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 14:36:17 Spuddy - I don't want people showing me sympathy 'cos they think i've been fiddled by a 20 stone monster!
Title: Fucking temp worker Post by: Spud on Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 14:44:30 Quote from: "DanOUFC" Spuddy - I don't want people showing me sympathy 'cos they think i've been fiddled by a 20 stone monster! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: but you might get some spympathetic free Pints out of it?. :P Title: Fucking temp worker Post by: blinkpip on Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 16:01:46 Temp workers usually last longer than they suppose to. And if it goes well he may get the job full time.
Looking good for you scummer. :wink: Title: Fucking temp worker Post by: ron dodgers on Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 16:07:47 when he goes out - download some porn on his pc and save it to an aptly named folder (eg. good stuff)
next! Title: Fucking temp worker Post by: DanOUFC on Wednesday, July 27, 2005, 08:46:55 Quote from: "ron dodgers" when he goes out - download some porn on his pc and save it to an aptly named folder (eg. good stuff) next! Get a load of Mr Fix It! Title: Fucking temp worker Post by: STFCDude on Wednesday, July 27, 2005, 09:00:25 Put some milk into a syringe. Then inject the syringe into his chair. After a couple of days it'll stink like buggery and you will never get the smell out!!
Title: Fucking temp worker Post by: ron dodgers on Wednesday, July 27, 2005, 13:58:31 Quote from: "DanOUFC" Quote from: "ron dodgers" when he goes out - download some porn on his pc and save it to an aptly named folder (eg. good stuff) next! Get a load of Mr Fix It! oops must have missed reading the 2nd page - not that I care |