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Title: Crash and Burn - The Final Episode Post by: kerry red on Friday, May 4, 2012, 18:51:56 As we have a meaningless game tomorrow I shall take great pleasure in keeping tabs on the final episode of Oxford United's crash and burn season.
'Six points and you fucked it up' How do you spell schadenfraude? Title: Re: Crash and Burn - The Final Episode Post by: fatbasher on Saturday, May 5, 2012, 09:22:08 As we have a meaningless game tomorrow I shall take great pleasure in keeping tabs on the final episode of Oxford United's crash and burn season. 'Six points and you fucked it up' How do you spell schadenfraude? de ja vous? Title: Re: Crash and Burn - The Final Episode Post by: fatbasher on Saturday, May 5, 2012, 09:52:28 When you consider...
Scum*/ Poxford* (delete as applicable) have better home attendances Scum*/ Poxford* take more fans away Scum*/ Poxford* have a better ground Scum*/ Poxford* have a manager who Knows his way around the lower leagues Scum*/ Poxford* have Eric Scum*/ Poxford* have taken the town end 23 times this season alone Scum*/ Poxford* have exercised good financial prudence Scum*/ Poxford* Duberry Scum*/ Poxford* have Leven Scum*/ Poxfrod* have Bone Head bottler Scum*/ Poxford* have STFC on their pitch Scum*/ Poxford* have a pink bull outside their ground Scum*/ Poxfrod* play in yellow Scum*/ Poxford* have probably the most hated fans in league two Scum*/ Poxford* have done the double over us Scum*/ Poxford* have royally fucked it up this season Scum*/ Poxford* have played in their rightful place recently, The Blue Square Pub League, soapy tit wank Some of the above you may have noticed is a little factually in accurate and tongue in cheek, unless you are a Scum* / Poxford* fan in which case it's all written in stone. Scum*/ Poxford* haven't however... Been promoted Been promoted as champions Got to the fourth round of the FA Cup Beaten a premiership team Beaten one championship team Beaten three league one teams Been to Wembley in a cup final Won 29 league games kept 23 clean sheets Got league two player of the season Got two players in the team of league two Got the best manager in all four divisions! Makes our runaway championship winning teams accomplishment even more impressive doesn't it! Forever in our shadow. Feel free to add to their impressive season won't you? Title: Re: Crash and Burn - The Final Episode Post by: Not that Nice If I'm Honest on Saturday, May 5, 2012, 10:11:48 As we have a meaningless game tomorrow I shall take great pleasure in keeping tabs on the final episode of Oxford United's crash and burn season. 'Six points and you fucked it up' How do you spell schadenfraude? For once I agree with the Irish simpleton The Oxford debacle brings meaning, to a meaningless day !!! Title: Re: Crash and Burn - The Final Episode Post by: kerry red on Saturday, May 5, 2012, 11:30:48 For once I agree with the Irish simpleton Begorrah! I shall set the little people on yer. Top of the morning! Title: Re: Crash and Burn - The Final Episode Post by: nevillew on Tuesday, May 8, 2012, 08:46:27 As we have a meaningless game tomorrow I shall take great pleasure in keeping tabs on the final episode of Oxford United's crash and burn season. 'Six points and you fucked it up' How do you spell schadenfraude? Schadenfreude Deja vous Title: Re: Crash and Burn - The Final Episode Post by: limpwrist on Tuesday, May 8, 2012, 09:01:58 When you consider... This is brilliant and seeing this makes me realise just whay a brilliant season we had.Scum*/ Poxford* (delete as applicable) have better home attendances Scum*/ Poxford* take more fans away Scum*/ Poxford* have a better ground Scum*/ Poxford* have a manager who Knows his way around the lower leagues Scum*/ Poxford* have Eric Scum*/ Poxford* have taken the town end 23 times this season alone Scum*/ Poxford* have exercised good financial prudence Scum*/ Poxford* Duberry Scum*/ Poxford* have Leven Scum*/ Poxfrod* have Bone Head bottler Scum*/ Poxford* have STFC on their pitch Scum*/ Poxford* have a pink bull outside their ground Scum*/ Poxfrod* play in yellow Scum*/ Poxford* have probably the most hated fans in league two Scum*/ Poxford* have done the double over us Scum*/ Poxford* have royally fucked it up this season Scum*/ Poxford* have played in their rightful place recently, The Blue Square Pub League, soapy tit wank Some of the above you may have noticed is a little factually in accurate and tongue in cheek, unless you are a Scum* / Poxford* fan in which case it's all written in stone. Scum*/ Poxford* haven't however... Been promoted Been promoted as champions Got to the fourth round of the FA Cup Beaten a premiership team Beaten one championship team Beaten three league one teams Been to Wembley in a cup final Won 29 league games kept 23 clean sheets Got league two player of the season Got two players in the team of league two Got the best manager in all four divisions! Makes our runaway championship winning teams accomplishment even more impressive doesn't it! Forever in our shadow. Feel free to add to their impressive season won't you? Title: Re: Crash and Burn - The Final Episode Post by: limpwrist on Tuesday, May 8, 2012, 09:30:07 I've just noticed that Oxford City have been promoted and now are two divisions behind Utd.
2013 - 2014 the pox could get their real derby games back again. |