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Every one is praising Paolo and the players and rightly so but, I see very little praise for the rest of the back room staff? :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

The tea lady is doing an wonderful job.  Makes all the difference.

Yeah I must say I haven't seen a single creased shirt this year. Well done kit man.

Big up the terrace cleaning posse.
Massive respect to the piss and shit cleaning crew

I think we all know that the unsung heroes are the sweet shack staff in the DRS.

Claudio Donatelli has done a great job this season.

Well done john moorhouse, stewarding all the way from iraq ;)

A big up to the four crows who come in once a week with mini shovels to scrape the pidgeon shit off the Town End seats.

Its not like the old days when the players went into the town end on a monday with an air rifle to shoot the pigeons is it.  Ah them was the days.

hurrah for Sweep the Car Park bloke...

Uh hum... Matchday ticket office *cough* :upsetbye:

Know the bloke? Nice enough!

He is a twat

You obviously dont remember the good old days then

Is he that cunt that tried to derail all the protests and stuff?

Pat on the back to the Freddy Boswell look a like head steward bloke.

TUMDFC

Well done the pitch staff, poking the 18yrd box with their huge forks

How can everybody forget about the squirrel?

Think we should have a chant for Fabrizzio

Sorry if it didn't come across, I know him very well and he's a total cunt. Drinks in my local and that..

Tried to infiltrate claiming to be a serving soldier in Iraq.  The cunt still struts his stuff in front of the Town End on a Saturday looking for a fight.  Sometimes to be seen in the control box "spotting" - never takes his eyes off the Town End.

What do you mean Infiltrate? I'm not fishing here, I don't have a clue what happened  ::)

TUMDFC was where a lot of the protest stuff got organised. Obviously we tried to only let 'known' people in because we didn't want people at the club to find out. Moorhouse tried to get access by claiming he was serving with the forces in Iraq and wanted to help from afar. Stupidly enough, he used his work email address to sign up which pointed out that instead of being in Iraq he was actually working for a firm of solicitors in Wiltshire.

Did he not also ban Fred for no reason?

Wow, what a nob. What does TUMDFC stand for out of intrest?

The (something) Mike Diamandis fan club

The Unofficial Mike Diamandis Fan Club.

That's the badger

Learn something new about the TEF history everyday. Fair play to all involved.  :sherlock:

Yep.

And I still think it was him who had the police pay me a visit.

Was that the away game at Yeovil?

mex and yeovil got banned also iirc

Banned me as well by making a load of stuff up.

How did he ban you? On my ban I had police reports - nothing from stewards?

In my case, which was some time ago, I was stopped on the way in by said cunt and accused of already being banned - something I was completely unaware of. I tried to challenge this politely to no avail and even got accused of lying when I said I didn't live in Banbury. Anyway he had to let me in when confirmation came through that I wasn't indeed banned.

After the game however he collared me on the way out, threw a tatty photocopied bit of paper at me - strewn with copious spelling mistakes effectively telling me I was banned for life for standing up during the game (true) and ignoring numerous requests by stewards to sit down (untrue).

I got the ban rescinded by complaining to the club, but by that time I had missed 3 home games.

and Panpipes

And all the half times town end smokers.

But i thought smoking was banned in the ground   ;)

Bob Holt and Sandy Gray.

robinettes

I just want to thank God, because he gave me the power to rock. Hard.

Massive shout out to Town End favourite steward 'Alan Pardew'.

Let me into the secret Crispy, I'm gagging by half time

Not much of a secret.

Step one, go to the toilet in the Town End.

Step two, smoke a ciggarette.

Him or Harry Hill!

The best method I discovered for said half time smoking activities would be to go into the left cubicle as you walk in, leave the door slightly ajar and you have a perfect view.

After re reading that, that sounds dodgy as fuck without mention of smoking!

I've found the best method to go in there and take a couple of deep breaths. Saves a ciggy too.

Ha ha you got my warning then ;).

They tried to ban me but the evidence didn't "stick" ;)

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I have a cunning plan

Oh that cocknocker. Thought the name was familiar, what a cunt.

Fact: My mate's gagging while he smokes - he often heaves while smoking. It's pretty funny, especially as it's not a party trick and he's a smoker.

That fucker banned me as well for two matches as well..........he is a total dick and the only suprise is that someone hasn't seriously harmed him.........yet.

Just seen him in my local, pissed up spouting shite again  ;D

I always seem to arrive at the same time as the bouncers

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Best to go down a couple of minutes before half time!

I used to do the same when I smoked

Big respect to the bloke who sits inside the Rolex clock on the Stratton bank and keeps the hands turning with amazing accuracy. Go there on a non-match day and it is always stopped.