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I'm looking to play some footie on a sunday and was wondering if there were sunday league teams about that I could join, i'm looking to join a team at the start of next season. cheers for the help guys

What position do you play?

What sort of standard have you played before?

I play in defence, standard wise, normally a kick about in a park with mates

What do you feel you could add to a Sunday team?

What are your strengths?

What are your weaknesses?

Do you like fighting ballboys?
Can you send offensive tweets to the opposition?

Your not letting that one go are you...

I just find the moral outrage about it funny.

Im easily pleased in case you havent noticed.

I agree, it's fucking hilarious.

Not quite as funny as the DVD though.

bloody hell this is like an interview

i can pick some good passes, i like to try and get the ball forward, i'm pretty tall as well and like to up for corners freekicks etc i'm also a laugh as well

weakness' well i'm no luke rooney haha

What salary would you expect to command in this role?

What Swindon player past or present would you compare your ability with?

Studs or blades ?

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

great question!

As you're a defender, I would have preferred a response that encompassed your defensive capalilties.

I'm sorry I will not be offering you a post at this time (unless it's the back one at corners).

Does anyone on here play for AFC Gas?

You've had a massive Saturday night out on the razz following a memorable Swindon Town victory. You feel like shit, have the hangover from hell and you're still woozy from the booze you've consumed. It's now Sunday morning and you're supposed to be starting your first game having made several substitute appearances prior. Do you:

a) Phone up the manager and say you have the shits and can't play for fear of shatting your sloggis.
b) Turn up and attempt to play through the pain barrier, even if your performance is going to be total crapbag and it is likely you could projectile vomit over the referee.
c) Turn up but say you can't play because you're allergic to grass.

in your wife


studs


andy gurney/matt heywood/alan reeves at a push david duke

Do you smell of alcohol?
Do you need to be dragged out if bed at 9 in the morning claiming you have flu?
Can you make an earlier header then drop to your knees crying "fucking he'll!"?
Can you kick young whippersnappers up in the air?
can you puke up at random times during the match?
Get pissed again after the match......

If so.......you will go a long way.

We're always on the look out for new players. Div 7, just finishing first season. You're more than welcome to come pre-season when we start in June.

PM me if interested.

Left or right ?

Here is a serious question, with the shortage of refs why don't you get involved in this side of the game. If you do a local league game on a Sunday morning and a junior game in the afternoon you can make £40 for three hours of doing something your obviously interested in, that would still leave Saturdays for watching the Town or playing in a local Saturday league.

cool cheers guys notts red is there a link to reffing games? cheers again

Wiltshire Referee Association: [email protected].

If anyone wants to come along to pre-season training we start end of may.

We are ideally looking for full backs.

What's the standard like? I'm a left back and always interested in playing.

No standard as such. It's sunday league. We start training at mannington soon.

Come on down. We're a good bunch of lads.

This brings back memories. Used to play for Swiss Chalet and then the Fox & Hounds years ago and we had some real laughs. Some of it you couldn't even make up.
I remember once one of our defenders was getting changed and bent over to put his shin pads on and one of his so called "mates" squirted a can of Deep heat up his arse. The ref booked three of us during the game as we could not stop laughing every time the ball went out of play as our mate stood there scratching his arse vowing revenge.

 :)

This should happen in league football.

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

 :D :D

I usually play in the Chippenham Sunday League, but having recently moved to Swindon I might be interested in coming along.

If you are interested mate, like anyone else, drop me a PM and I'll give you some more info.

After a striker if anyone fancies it. Need someone who can score goals for fun...

Wanna send me the details, i might know someone, we have someone who plays 5-a side with us but he's a cut above the rest and is easily good enough to play semi-pro standard. He's not an out and out striker but has a hell of a shot and can score goals.

What's his name age etc? I have contacts in the local non league scene and could get him and trial today if he wants

dont think he's interested in anything too competative otherwise he'd have done it by now, hes late 20's

Fuck off Arriba get yer own players ;)

Chubbs i've 'tweeted' you.

Yup, seen it, just waiting to hear from him to see if he's still interested

Do you have to be good for sunday league?  ;D

Ive been interested for a while, still love playing but only a kick around at the local park.

It must be nearly 10 years since ive played 11 a-side, only played 6 a-side in that time.

Ive never tried to join a pub team etc because im not sure if i make the grade.
So what is the standard really like and how good do you have to actually be.

you just gotta be hungover for sunday league, no?

If you can walk you can play swindon sunday league.

I'm not sure about that. If you've seen sippo's team play you'll know what I mean  :D

Cheers mate!!

Sunday league is about having a laugh in my eyes. Matt you are more than welcome to come along to training. PM me if you want.

By training you Epic Fail as a Sunday team.