Thetownend.com

80% => The Nevillew General Discussion Forum => Topic started by: Sussex on Friday, July 22, 2005, 11:37:16



Title: French Cunt
Post by: Sussex on Friday, July 22, 2005, 11:37:16
Day off work today, so went to Brighton for a haircut this morning.

Driving back, turn off the A23 doing about 70 and some cunt in a big citroen estate (turns out he's French) pulls out in front of me. Big fucking bang - front of my car into the side of his. What a fucking mess, bits of car strewn across a 30 odd metre stretch of road.

The motor's a right off and I was still shaking an hour after.

I'll be getting the train to the game tomorrow!


Title: French Cunt
Post by: Piemonte on Friday, July 22, 2005, 11:38:44
I bet the arrogant cunt blamed it on you as well. :-))(  

  God I hate the french :nuts:


Title: French Cunt
Post by: janaage on Friday, July 22, 2005, 11:39:03
On the bright side fella, least you're not seriously injured, I know that don't count for much right now but it could have been worse, a lot worse.  All the best.


Title: French Cunt
Post by: Asher on Friday, July 22, 2005, 11:39:59
Main thing is your ok, did you hit him


Title: French Cunt
Post by: JMH75 on Friday, July 22, 2005, 11:42:34
Blimmin eck! :shock:

Glad that you're okay bar the shaking.

The best thing for 'post traumatic shock following a crash with a big Citroen driven by a French cunt' is to drink copious amounts of beer (that's a medical fact!) :beers:

So see you in the Railway at 1.00 :wink:


Title: French Cunt
Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, July 22, 2005, 11:47:20
Shit dude, hope you're OK.  Some people are so fucking ignorant when it come to road safety - don't bother with insurance, take his arse to court for compo instead.


Title: Re: French Cunt
Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, July 22, 2005, 11:48:30
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Day off work today, so went to Brighton for a haircut this morning.

Driving back, turn off the A23 doing about 70 and some cunt in a big citroen estate (turns out he's French) pulls out in front of me. Big fucking bang - front of my car into the side of his. What a fucking mess, bits of car strewn across a 30 odd metre stretch of road.

The motor's a right off and I was still shaking an hour after.

I'll be getting the train to the game tomorrow!


hope your ok Sussex.

thing to think about now is COMPO and how much you can claim from the French cunt.

go to your doctors complaining of sore neck etc.


Title: French Cunt
Post by: Asher on Friday, July 22, 2005, 11:48:37
I have a mate who does claims for a living, pm me your email and I will get him to get in touch!


Title: French Cunt
Post by: ron dodgers on Friday, July 22, 2005, 11:51:50
glad you're OK - gotta be worth a few grand at least - make sure you get the good bits off your car b4 it goes to the scrappy


Title: French Cunt
Post by: Nils on Friday, July 22, 2005, 11:56:26
Unlucky mate. Hope that you are ok Sussex. Remember no win no fee.


Title: French Cunt
Post by: Sussex on Friday, July 22, 2005, 12:14:37
It was only a shitty old Corsa, and I smashed it into a van myself a couple of months ago, only minor damage though. A mechanic mate bodged the repairs so I'll be glad to get rid.

I've just started a box of wine which is getting rid of the shakes  :D

Getting a courtesy car from the insurance company which is good.

But I think I'm getting a bit of pain in my neck, I'm sure it'll get really, really painful over the next few days and I'll have to get a doctor to write a note for the insurance people, which in turn will mean a couple of grand compo  :wink:


Title: French Cunt
Post by: janaage on Friday, July 22, 2005, 12:16:37
It does take quite a while til you see your compo though mate, so I been led to believe anyway.  Over 12 months in some cases.

Enjoy your wine though, vin blanc ou vin rouge monsieur?


Title: French Cunt
Post by: Sussex on Friday, July 22, 2005, 12:34:46
Vin blanc, and it ain't fucking French!  :beers:


Title: French Cunt
Post by: Piemonte on Friday, July 22, 2005, 13:11:57
Walt Flanagans dog is getting a grand compo for a bloke in a porsche going up the back of him. Hes due to see the money soon, the incedent happened about 2 years ago :shock:

Me & the mrs polished off a box of white wine last night. felt fooking rough this morning :?


Title: French Cunt
Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, July 22, 2005, 14:12:47
Nasty, hope  you're alright mate. I'll give you a hug tomorrow, that'll make you feel better.


Title: French Cunt
Post by: Sippo on Friday, July 22, 2005, 14:15:51
Sorry to hear that mate. Bloody french! Take it easy fella, and enjoy the wine!!


Title: French Cunt
Post by: walrus on Friday, July 22, 2005, 15:05:16
What a penis breath - is a crap road though.

At least you can get that Golf TDi you fancied now!  Perfect excuse!   :D


Title: French Cunt
Post by: yeo on Friday, July 22, 2005, 15:10:23
Im never going to eat another Golden Delicous. :x

Glad your ok.


Title: French Cunt
Post by: Sussex on Friday, July 22, 2005, 15:27:22
Quote from: "sonicyouth"
Nasty, hope  you're alright mate. I'll give you a hug tomorrow, that'll make you feel better.


Are you and Whits coming then? Give me a call if you are.

Insurance companies are cunts. The garage can't pick my car up 'til a week Monday - so can't get a courtesy car until then either.

That's helpful, I'll walk the 13 miles to work next week shall I!

(There's a taxi on the way with box of wine no.2. Four bottles since lunch seems a bit excessive, not as if I'm gonna be driving anywhere though)

 :beers:


Title: French Cunt
Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, July 22, 2005, 15:28:26
It depends if Whits is up for going, think he's had a rough week poor fella  :cry:


Title: French Cunt
Post by: yeo on Friday, July 22, 2005, 15:44:12
If your fully comp ring your mate with the recovery truck if he works for recovery company they will have a compound for insurance jobs and will be able to charge the earth for keeping it in there and may have a courtesy car.

The insurance company will want to move it out of the compound quickly to avoid the parking fee and you will get you hire car quicker.Just a thought.


Title: French Cunt
Post by: Sussex on Friday, July 22, 2005, 15:55:39
He's just a mechanic, so not really an option. Cheers though Yeovil.

Trying to sort a hire car now. Apparently, if I keep the receipts for hire cars, taxis, days off work etc... they'll pay it back so long as I'm not at fault. But, if they can prove how fast I was going, I am a bit fooked  :?


Title: French Cunt
Post by: my-velocity on Friday, July 22, 2005, 16:05:20
The thing is, they are used to their roads, driving on the right. Obviously he can't drive.

All the best mate.


Title: French Cunt
Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, July 22, 2005, 16:07:27
at the end of the day the French Cunt pulled out on you.
Instant fault lies with the him not you.

With regard to speed they will only check your car and skid marks if any.

but because the Cunt pulled out on you it's a pretty easy case cos it's his fault not yours


Title: French Cunt
Post by: Sussex on Friday, July 22, 2005, 16:22:18
That's why I didn't want the police involved. The skid marks are a bit long to say the least.

My mechanic mate is making a few calls (he's a bit like Asher - he knows 'people') A replacement car is apparently on its way.  A mondeo estate - oh well  :?

Exciting stuff, eh


Title: French Cunt
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Friday, July 22, 2005, 17:20:15
you fuckin nob, learn to drive, remember this is sussexs side of the story, he probably hit a small child outside a school.


Title: French Cunt
Post by: Sussex on Friday, July 22, 2005, 17:48:25
Quote from: "mexico red"
you fuckin nob, learn to drive, remember this is sussexs side of the story, he probably hit a small child outside a school.


Yes, and she made a very big dent for a 4 year old.

Cunt  :D


Title: French Cunt
Post by: Whits on Friday, July 22, 2005, 23:05:40
Quote from: "sonicyouth"
It depends if Whits is up for going, think he's had a rough week poor fella  :cry:


i think the description for the last 3 weeks would be fucking bollocks to be precise :nod:


Title: French Cunt
Post by: Whits on Friday, July 22, 2005, 23:06:08
+ hope everything is ok Sussex Red!