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what you doing on here do you support swindon :soapy tit wank:  :soapy tit wank:

and laura and gemma are?

fuckin fit m8  :soapy tit wank:

pics?

dirty cunt nope :soapy tit wank:  :soapy tit wank:

Right.

Have you been drinking happy juice deano?

walrus..i wish i had..earler on today when people heard about the london bombs people at work wanted to know what was going on.so i sent the link from this site coz i find it easier to see whats happening on here than sky news..she took the piss showed her m8 laura and i got ribbed about my previous posts...so it was good to see there faces when they realised they are now a topic...so anyone if you got any question for these 2 girls fire away

Hello laura & gemma, enjoying our little haven?

Do you like Mashed Potatoe Gemma?

I do

I sometimes have it in a sandwich.

Laura's a bit odd isnt she?  

Do you prefer a trouser suit for work or just a nice skirt and blouse combo?

How much wood could a wood-chop chop, if a wood-chop could chop wood?

sorry should of said they wont be back on the net til 9 am..but im sure they will answer all questions

How much oil would a gum-boil boil if a gum-boil could boil oil?

Does my bum look big in this?

Why did the Chicken cross the road?.

 L or G is your haven......shav.... :beers:  pub

can you pass me the stapler please

Are you free Saturday night?

http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-97596.html

hell no.

Gem, Still selling the Big Issue?

Do you live in houses or in Oxford?

who let the dogs out?

why does it always rain on me?

Have you met Miss Jones?

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You bunch of cunts  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Have you ever, ever felt like this?

(When strange things happen are you going round the twist?)

This is Laura, Me and Gem love ur little haven, b4 any of u lot ask, we don't like fuckin football!

OK, so no football, but how about 80% Bollocks?

neither do we - although sexy football is good

mmm, bollocks sounds good

The question that is on everyones lips:

Are you going to post some lesbian pictures or what? :mrgreen:  :wink:

:arsekisser:  :piemonte:

Sorry to disappoint you, but we're not lesbians

 :?

So, now that you're here, what are the chances of you sticking around?  

Will you be here in a couple of months mucking in with the piss taking of Asher's drug trafficing  ( :wink: ),  laughing at Walrus' latest escapade, sympathizing with Yeovil as he again tries to give up smoking, crossing your fingers that Sonic will get over his new found alcohol addiction.......

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Anyway welcome to the TEF. a haven for people who cant be arsed to do any work. ever.

any pictures will do though.

there is a section where we have all posted ours.
you can add yours to that??

i can't be arssed to find the topic but someone will

We promise that we'll stcik around...

Anyway - who are all those people you mentioned?

You'll know who they are in time.  Watch out for Asher though, he's single now and is on the lookout. :wink:

They are all upstanding members of our comminity anyhow.

nice of you to be here... :roll:

They are the elite of the TE Forum - whoever has felched automatically joins them

So, are all of you at work with nothing to do then?

nope, im at home watching the cricket and on the computer...its the life!  :beers:

No I'm at work with stuff to do, but what I have to do at the moment really is the most pointless exercise, so I'm sort of ignoring it - I've nearly finished it though.

Whay you girls up to, work wise?

ps.  Sorry Deano, none of us have asked you before. :|

We all work at a mortgage company in Dorcan. pretty shit really, what bout you lot?

have no job...at the mo. just finished gcse's so im a laze about for the summer  8)

So where is the section that magicroundabout was on bout where u all post ur pix?

I work in Milton Keynes at the Institute of Chartered Accountants of England and Wales - I can assure you that it is no-where near as posh as it sounds.  I'm in the 'Education & Training Department' - more fun than you can shake a stick at1 :?

Here you go, it's a heavy read at 23 pages:

http://thetownend.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2003&highlight=pictures

I'll warn you now……….......................… all them scummers are likely to be disformed, 'ent that right lads!? :wink:

I'm in the brown shirt:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y35/1kinkytom/DSCN0067.jpg

Your turn. :wink:

right, ban him thats it!  :wink:

Sorry, dont have any pix available of us at work!

That's ok, just pretend.  Noone on here is ever likely to meet you so just feed their imaginations!  :soapy tit wank:

Seriously welcome to TEF, and good to see you like bollocks - it is a pre-requisite for this site.

i work for a Transport Planning company as a Microsimulation Modeler.
Can be quite good but i'm bored out of my skull today.
Just got crappy AutoCAD designs to do :?

You work near my house....pop in for tea after work one day! :D

we'd love to!

so tell us a bit about yourselves.
Starting with age

The mere sniff of a female and your all like dogs on heat  :wink:

Just remember, it could be J1mmy or Mickey  :shock:

Im 21 and Gems 23 and Deans 25 goin on 17...

marital status?  not for me of course, i am happily married (ish) myself but just asking for the others!

i,ve got a girlfreind titch..sorry m8

same here.
just for intrest of corse :-))(

If you ever feel the need to come up and visit Scotland's beautiful capital city for some 24 hour drinking (if you drink that it!) then you will be always welcome in my penthouse apartment by the shore! :mrgreen:

:cry:   :soapy tit wank:

I'm single, Gems got a boyf and dean has a bird and baby.

Wait for it..................

That's very considerate of you!

Go on then, I'll ask the question. What do you lot look like?  :-))(

(Not Dean obviously, although I am sure he is very nice if you like that sort of thing!!) :twisted:

Ask Dean, he's sat next to me

MMM, penthouse apartment sounds plush - sure you lot are football fans?

No we're really a highly organised ring of the best the criminal underbelly of the UK has to offer, simpy masquerading as football fans.

Anything you need us to arrange for you?

But what ever you do don't tell them your name Tom

Can't football fans have money? :roll:

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Anything you need us to arrange for you?[/quote]




What sort of things to you arrange then??!

laura i got a interview tuesday

what for? that connells place?

You name it, and we'll give you a sign to indicate whether it is within the realms of possibility - couldn't possibly just come out and say what we are capable of - who knows who's watching. :--

yeah 5 o,clock

Thought u sat next to Dean, are you both mute hence your questioning each other on this forum? :-))(

no just dont wanna shout it over ...you know keep it quiet til anything happens

I'm still reeling over that £5.20 pint of Red Stripe :/

Good luck then. I need a new job too.

Oh yeah, forgot about that SY, that really is a disgrace.  You can get a fairly good bottle of rouge for that.

So, tell me, what do you lot look like?

fat and ugly :D

im about 5"11..very muscly brown hair green eyes :D

you not looked at the sticky pictures thread???

No?

I look quite a lot like the guy in the brown shirt on page 4 of this thread. :wink:

sticky pictures thread??

thats the one

this is me 8)
crappy mobile picture though

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v640/magicroundabout/Picture5.jpg

ok, have been on the picture bit and seen a few of you now. I like to know who i'm speaking to!

So do we  :wink:

So do we.  You'll have to source pics of yourselves to post too.

ok, i'll see if i can find one.

half an hour later and nothin.  :(

You're scared them off with your aggressive manly aura.  That or they've disappeared of with Magicroundabout and Titch...  :D

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I can just imagine Johno sat there all night refreshing this thread in anticipation.

This is one of them
Gem
http://www.bradfordbulls.co.uk/images/GEMMA%20WHITEHEAD.jpg

there better looking than that

if only blinkpip,

 :--

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there on lunch

Lunch?  It's nearly home-time, and as such is nearly the weekend. :beers:

yeah it was nice :beers:

There seems to be some sweaming going on today. 8)

dont finish til 9 shit aint it

im back and ive found a pic but cant work out how to put it on here! Yeah we had lunch at 4 till 5 cos we're on till 9.

This thread is the internet equivilent of working in a warehouse with a bunch of lads and the reaction you get when a woman walks past the building. :|

Is it on a pc, or a proper photo?

That's so true Yeovil, I used to work at St Ivel a long tim eago and when any penis-less person walked by the blokes in there used to go crazy.  Even if they were completely minging they'd still do that thing where they screw up there face and go "phooooooooooooooooar"

Pic on pc

No matter how hard you try I really can't see you getting that word into circulation!  My dyslexic tendences (or general thickness) makes me see the word as swarming, which just serves to confuse me even more.

Yeovil - isn't that why girl's always sign up with a username alluding to their gender?....  I'm not cynical or anything  :)

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yup thats it

Do you have a photobucket account?  If not go to www.photobucket.com and register.  Once registered upload the pic you want to it then copy the box under it (3rd one down) called Image.

Once you've done that you can paste what you've copied and presto - pic will appear.

To you when typing it will look a little like this:

whateveritissavedas

Enjoy.

I didn't realise you were dyslexic, I've got a new found respect for you.

laura did he just asked if you had a bucket ...thats just wrong

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a177/deansbitches1/ME2.bmp)

well done laura

i registered and tried ....

nah im not that sad, give us some credit!  :(

I reckon deanored, is pulling our leg. He has made them up and posting as them himself.

m8 that would be embarassing and sad i will try and get her to post her pic but she is reluctant for obvious reasons..gemma has the day off she has gone to big brother tonight

My Ass that's you.
[url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/blinkpip/ME21.gif[/url]

This was the pic she posted. But in the wrong format.

thats carmen electra aint it

Ok this is me - I'm on the right in the black dress with the blonde hair.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a177/deansbitches1/JennyDrinkwater21stParty.jpg

:soapy tit wank:  :soapy tit wank:  :soapy tit wank: you will regret that with this lot

I think she's a very attractive lady.

Nothing more, just a genuine comment.

Expect rude PM's from others though!

which one of you is this??

your a very good looking girl.
you have the Magic approval :wink:

Its Laura. Gem is at the Big Brother eviction nite tonite

my wife would go to that too if she could.

each to there own though

I love Big Brother. Skitso Science should definitly go tonite, i will be pissed if he doesnt!

can't believe she has actually gone to watch it...not in a im jealous way, but that is a tad sad in my opinion. how do you get tickets for that?? must be hard.

you should have a look/post on this.

http://thetownend.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3503

Science must go.
he really annoys me :evil:

Oh, I remember you.



No I don't. How old are you?

applausestore.com or .co.uk johno...its not that hard be suprised what tickets you get once you register on that site johno

She got some fee tickets from this site called applausestore.com

leave science alone he is quality

21, u?

Science is a littie ass bandit.

22

Science is a prick, Anthony is gunna win

from what i,ve noticed the english public hate a two faced person..but when you get someone who is open and honest and says it how it is like science they are not liked,,,dont quite understand that. anyway thats another thread....anyone like chicken paste

So deanored, you going out with any of these birds?

nah im not m8..feel free  :soapy tit wank:  :soapy tit wank:

DEAN!!

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in trouble now mate

Alright one is taken what about the other whos at Big Bro. Post a pic of her.

Bean
http://arnoldgamboa.com/main/bean.jpg

Na, he's not with any of us, he's got a girlfriend and baby

you know me then :soapy tit wank:

I thought deanored, was about 16. And he has a baby  :shock:

The one at Big bro is taken and i havent got any pix of her - you'll have to wait till monday when she gets back to work so she can post a pic of herself.

im young at heart though

He's 25!

deansbitches1, 34 posts in one day, that's a fair amount.

When you woke up yesterday could you ever have dreamed of such a feet? :wink:

Well done on the pic by the way.  Was it an end of year ball at uni or something - you're all looking very well turned out?

It was a mates 21st bday - she's the one in the middle with the stapless bright pink dress on with blonde hair. We went to London in a hummer and danced the nite away with cocktails!

thats the drinks not a weird race i presume yeah ?

Sounds fun.  Was it a proper hummer, or one of those massive limmo things?

Well on the label it said "Hummer Limo" it fits 22 people in it.

Quality.
wouldn't mind going in one of those

with 22 women anyway. :wink:

yeah it was quality, except chinese people takin pix of us when we got out of it and in it in London!

racist

 :\/  :--
maybe

what do you mean maybe  :?

Dunno but dreaming of feet is fucked up.  Quiet a feat though...   :D

Sonic - I've only got very mild dyslexia - it did result in me developing very late as a kid, my parents were scared I was gonna be mute as I didn't talk for so long!  I have neat handwriting and don't get extra time in exams though so it doesn't really affect me, but I often misread words or have difficulty spelling simpler words.

I've got a pic of me finally for sticky pictures (one that isn't 50 pixels big) but I'm a little scared to post it as I look a bit* gay.





*very  :oops:

missus is here

I put my pic on after 1 day - the least you can do is put yours on!

she has a point Walrus,

Sorry, I thought you were talking about batting on the other side.  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

bollox mate :evil:

Feet = feat, yes.  My spelling has gone to pot lately.

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deansbitches1, Post another pic up. :mrgreen:

Havent got any to hand, but i'll try get some for ya. Where's yours?

do you realise you have had a whole 12 pages dedicated to you 2 lovely ladies!!!

Erm, Erm.  :roll:

I've gotta go, see you 2moro boys...!

and they are not even gratefull...fuckin women :x

And counting. I think shes adictted now.

Big Brother on then. Laters.

think they have just finished work??

What a life it would be
If you would come to mine for tea
I'll pick you up at half past three
And we'll have lasagne
I'll treat you like a Queen
I'll give you strawberries and cream
And then your friends will all go green
For my lasagne

These could be the best days of our lives
But I don't think we've been living very wise
Oh no! no!

What a life it would be
If you would come to mine for tea
I'll pick you up at half past three
And we'll have lasagne

These could be the best days of our lives
But I don't think we've been living very wise
Oh no! no!

What a life it would be
If you would come to mine for tea
I'll pick you up at half past three
And we'll have lasagne I'll treat you like a Queen
I'll give you strawberries and cream
And then your friends will all go green
For my lasagne

DV85, you old smoothie :kisskiss:

Blah, how untrue....

I'm not old in the slighest..... :D

Nice one DV85, nice one. 8)

Pics here in the morning, though some of you will see me in the Railway tomoz anyway... hopefully looking a little less gay  :o

Was that jenny drinkwater's party?? i think it was her 21st wasn't it?

It is a tad quiet.

:o

As promised  :|

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/walruss/gay_me.jpg


 :fag:

ever heard of something called an iron? 8)

Waht a quality thread. Brought a smile to my face!

Gay. Buy an iron  :D

mmmmmmmmmmm walrus, theres one for the wank bank, see you later big boy

God not the iron jokes - every time I wear it!  It's supposed to be like that!   :x

Oh I will Mex  :wink:    :?

Yeah it was Jenny's 21st. You know her then?

yeah, i've met her a couple of times, how do you know her?

Hi Sue!! :mrgreen:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/blinkpip/gay_me.jpg
Want to take you to a gay bar!

Class!

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Walrus, sorry dude. Please don't take any offence.
Youth will take it down if ya like.

no fucking chance, I want to see him suffer  :D

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Brilliant!

haha I missed this earlier, Walrus kept shouting that at Crawley players with worse haircuts than his yesterday  :D  :D

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You cheeky cunt!  What can I say  :x  

I'm still keeping my mullet though Sonic  :P  What is so wrong with my hair?!  I'm getting it trimmed tomorrow, then getting some blonde highlights in!  It's not as bad as it was when I dyed it peroxide blonde...

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/walruss/Sexy_beast.jpg (warning: could put you off your food).

So as you see, it could be a lot worse  :|   Though I'm getting blonde highlights tomorrow...  :?

Brilliant blinkpip    :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

......Grunt.....Sniff......

what the fuck happened to you?

I went to school and college with her, so know her quite well.

Bit slow today girls, think you should do your level best to spark us into action.  We haven't seen a pic of Gemma yet...... :wink:

bet that smarted :?

would hate to see what the other guy looks like :box:

Who me?  That was after my eventful night in Brighton when I hit the curb...  There's a thread on here somewhere about it...!

Walrus has had a lot of eventful nights in Brighton! :soapy tit wank:

Quite possibly wearing the 'Brazilla' shirt!

I always thought walrus was a bit gay, but not that gay :mrgreen:

Gem's at work today, not sure whether she has a pic of herself on the pc tho. I'll let her know ur waitin to see her....

Gem's at work today, not sure whether she has a pic of herself on the pc tho. I'll let her know ur waitin to see her....

Well done, you have now officially joined the double-posters club!

She's a lucky girl isnt she.... :mrgreen:

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You self obsessed **********  :wink: