Thetownend.com

25% => News => Topic started by: News Monkey on Monday, February 20, 2012, 13:00:11



Title: BBC News: Stone Dominoes player wins contract at Swindon Town
Post by: News Monkey on Monday, February 20, 2012, 13:00:11
Stone Dominoes player wins contract at Swindon Town
     


Stoke-on-Trent's Chris Smith, who plays for Stone Dominoes, beats 5,000 other applicants to win a one-year professional contract at Swindon Town.
     

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17097928
     


Title: Re: BBC News: Stone Dominoes player wins contract at Swindon Town
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, February 20, 2012, 13:02:25
This would be so much better if he played an ancient form of dominoes and we signed him for his strategic vision.


Title: Re: BBC News: Stone Dominoes player wins contract at Swindon Town
Post by: Benzel on Monday, February 20, 2012, 13:13:04
He said winning was a pizza cake.


Title: Re: BBC News: Stone Dominoes player wins contract at Swindon Town
Post by: Bewster on Monday, February 20, 2012, 13:25:12
it won't be easy topping that


Title: Re: BBC News: Stone Dominoes player wins contract at Swindon Town
Post by: Ralphy on Monday, February 20, 2012, 13:31:36
I heard he slices the ball.


Title: Re: BBC News: Stone Dominoes player wins contract at Swindon Town
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Monday, February 20, 2012, 13:42:40
A right back? Good luck ever getting a game.


Title: Re: BBC News: Stone Dominoes player wins contract at Swindon Town
Post by: 4D on Monday, February 20, 2012, 13:44:10
Dough!  :doh:


Title: Re: BBC News: Stone Dominoes player wins contract at Swindon Town
Post by: tans on Monday, February 20, 2012, 13:50:58
A right back? Good luck ever getting a game.

Caddis replacement ;)


Title: Re: BBC News: Stone Dominoes player wins contract at Swindon Town
Post by: corner on Monday, February 20, 2012, 14:00:38
he said hes not in it for the dough.


Title: Re: BBC News: Stone Dominoes player wins contract at Swindon Town
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Monday, February 20, 2012, 14:20:51
At yeast he won it.


Title: Re: BBC News: Stone Dominoes player wins contract at Swindon Town
Post by: Bewster on Monday, February 20, 2012, 14:30:07
he won't ever get a game though - that will be a pitta


Title: Re: BBC News: Stone Dominoes player wins contract at Swindon Town
Post by: phelpsieboy on Monday, February 20, 2012, 14:35:08
There will be no topping him


Title: Re: BBC News: Stone Dominoes player wins contract at Swindon Town
Post by: WR5 on Monday, February 20, 2012, 14:38:21
nice for the bloke to earn a crust playing football


Title: Re: BBC News: Stone Dominoes player wins contract at Swindon Town
Post by: Peter Venkman on Monday, February 20, 2012, 14:44:18
Hes a good in the box player with a great delivery.


Title: Re: BBC News: Stone Dominoes player wins contract at Swindon Town
Post by: Bewster on Monday, February 20, 2012, 15:53:07
and he doesn't get paid if he plays for more than 30 mins


Title: Re: BBC News: Stone Dominoes player wins contract at Swindon Town
Post by: donkey on Monday, February 20, 2012, 16:13:30
Fuck the pizza puns, I just wanted his name to Stone Domino.  That would be cool.


Title: Re: BBC News: Stone Dominoes player wins contract at Swindon Town
Post by: Baggins on Monday, February 20, 2012, 17:51:31
I've seen him play - he has excellent delivery.


Title: Re: BBC News: Stone Dominoes player wins contract at Swindon Town
Post by: Peter Venkman on Monday, February 20, 2012, 18:03:02
I've seen him play - he has excellent delivery.
Already punned :D
Hes a good in the box player with a great delivery.


Title: Re: BBC News: Stone Dominoes player wins contract at Swindon Town
Post by: reeves4england on Monday, February 20, 2012, 18:52:55
He begrudgingly accepted a 12 month contract. Apparently he wanted four seasons.


Title: Re: BBC News: Stone Dominoes player wins contract at Swindon Town
Post by: Dozno9 on Monday, February 20, 2012, 21:16:55
Lower league player, just about to give up, it's an all too familiar story just so cheesy.


Title: Re: BBC News: Stone Dominoes player wins contract at Swindon Town
Post by: Saxondale on Monday, February 20, 2012, 23:14:14
Paolo breaking the news to him on that bloody awful late kick off programme.  Accompanied in true x factor style by emotional coldplay music.  How heart warming.

Mind you I have the subtitles on.  First time Ive understood Paolo.