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Hello.

Hello.

Shit when did it get to quarter to 1 in the morning?!

Hi there.

I hate Sundays and going to bed too

I'm at work.

Happy days!

I've been to the casino. YAY.

did you win?

I've ran out of wine and am now on some vodka. It's been a long long week.

£10 up.
Happy days.

My liver is happy as I have only had 2 beers this evening.

Well that sounds like a waste of time then.

a-right skuttlers?

i'm watching ross kemp talk to bulgarian skinheads........standard

It has been a pretty wasteful evening,
now can't decide whether to go to sleep or waste a few more hours on FM, just getting into my second season.

I just smoke my last cigarette for the week.

Morning all. I'm not even sure why I'm still awake, I think the answer may well be "because I can't be arsed to walk over to the bed"

Plus my FM game is going brilliantly and I'm paranoid my form will disappear if I close it down. Swindon 2-0 Manchester United and Arsenal 2-3 Swindon in a row. Beautiful.

or your first. Being that it's now monday.

I need to be up before 7am, but am not remotely tired. Not good.

ahhh, i feel your pain mr reeves up at 6:45 for me. A fun monday ahead i guess, nothing more frustrating than lying in bed and not being able to sleep though

I hate it when that happens (^^^Having to get up early but can't sleep). I tend to get drunk because I know I over compensate on hangovers and little sleep. It hits disaster at mid day though. That's when you start drinking strong black coffee and a greasy sandwich. Early night on Monday (If you've done it right you won't want to go out drinking) and you're up ready for Tuesday

I call it the Blaflemnabme plan.

standard coffee (with milk) will see me through until around 1-2ish. Then it's black syrupy coffee, cigarettes and general hate towards the outside world. The backlash being that the caffeine doesn't kick in until i'm back home and i start the whole fucking cycle again. With that in mind, i'll be hitting booze as soon as i'm home tomorrow to try and bring on the boozy coma

As I'm home this weekend for the Leicester game i'm gonna be pretty much drinking constantly till i get on the train thursday night to make up for not being at uni for the weekend...

I was chatting to Fola about this the other day, but do you actually have to be at uni ever? I remember when I was a student my lecture attendance record was insanely bad. I passed my second year without going to one lecture / workshop / anything.

e: that's a lie, I met up with my group who I was doing a project with. But apart from that - nothing.

sounds like a fantastic week! If we get a result though, i'm sure you'll tuck away a couple of cheeky pints.

Going out for a cigarette fucking sucks. Discuss./

i concur oh wise one. I was saying the other day that if i have kids and tell them that you used to be able to smoke in pubs, they'll piss themselves. Tobacco will be a class c drug by then anyway.

I'm in uni for 6 hours a week.

with maybe an extra 2 outside that working at home..

Not much at all considering i'm paying £3k for the privilege!

I don't smoke so have no comment on going outside.

I'm now in my third year of four. I find my attendance is going downhill and my grades going uphill.

What this suggests about the standard of teaching at a supposedly top ten University is yours to read as you wish.

Nah, all signs are heading to the capitalist wonderland.  Why should the state intervene if you want to make money selling crack to children. You should have probably educated your children to say "NO" better. Free Market wins out. I mean you could always boycott the crack dealers who are selling to children right?

yeah but crack's so moreish!

I once got a first (actually just under - but fuck honesty), on an essay I wrote in a little under 3 hours whilst fucked on Spar brand premium stength lager and extra Spar vodka to top me up. The essay was about the life of the universe from the point of view of an atom. I wrote it in the first person. 68% you fuckers.

That is fucking brilliant.

Haven't tried Spa brand lager may give it a go.

Since tesco put the price of "Béire Spécial" up to £2.99 for 8 it doesn't seem as cheap..

Excellent work. I had an exam on Tuesday for a particularly bullshitty subject (Project Management) in which I indulged myself in a risk analysis on the possibility of an Asteroid hitting the Earth and destroying all living organisms and (seperately) a paragraph about King Arthur. I feel this is a new high for me, my previous best having been quoting Yoda as an academic theorist in an Organisational Behaviour paper.

Edit: Swindon 1-0 Manchester City. I am fucking awesome.

Fuck, i've just been killing time on the internet, it's now 2am and I haven't made any progress on my FM game.

Isn't that the 2% shit? But spar premium strength lager was never that cheap. Just a quid less than stella for the same strength. It's probably changed now.

........and i'm the pleb in the corner commenting on crack!

It's a bit moorish.

Nah 4.8%

before christmas is was £2.39 for 8 bottles.
now it's £3 and it's cheaper to buy a 15 pack of becks or something..


Not really a crack user so can't comment. sorry!

You at Plymouth isn't it Suggs? How is that?

I remember when I was at Exeter we looked down at your sort. Not as much as I looked down on my fellow Exeter Students, but nearly as much.

Yeah at plymouth,

It's pretty good, able to cope with the work and a lot of drinking. all you need really..

sounds perfect, also near to the sea which is nice.

I'm so hammered I just realised that I was listening to Ace of Base on youtube. Fucking hell

If you stand on my halls roof you can see the sea. Just.

However i'm not drunk and have to be up at some point before 12 to do the work i've put off tonight. so goodnight chaps..

You are a bad student. Fuck off.

Come back you FM twats to replace him. And Yeo (love you Yeo)

Fucking lightweights.

Back at ya x x

I dont have much to say,feeling a bit sorry for myself to be honest.I just realised im old and I'm finding it all abit overwhelming.

Also I forgot to bring any food to work and im starving.

That's a bad combo. I can't help with the food, but try and feel less sorry for yourself. Think about all those 60+ year olds on those planes you are air traffic controlling. You are younger than them.

im old.

Fuck off. I'm older than you.

and you don't feel old?

You were born old,also you've got happier as you've got older. Well thats what I think.Although granted all ive really got to base this is on are some posts on a football forum :D

It was a long time ago, and a bit cringe-worthy, and I have no idea where I was going with it... but you've both been immortalised in comic form...

[url width=479 height=656]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/comic6finished.jpg[/url]

although I'd obviously drawn yeovil before I'd met him.

and fuck yeah I do. But I don't let it get me down because there's fuck all I can do about it but drink myself into not caring.

lies!

that is exactly what I look like.

I miss my top hat

You took it off to do the dancing video.

now everyone knows what I look like!

I miss this forum, and although I was never universally popular like Spacey or Onion Jimbo, I hope that everybody realised that I put the effort in and did my best. It's a shame that times moved on, but that's how it goes.

It's all a bit footbally now, and PDC or not, I think that I've lost that passion - quite a while ago if I'm honest. Although if there's ever need for a protest, then you know where to shout.

I have no money until the 31st, so the last.

I spent 6 hours last night doing pre-course work that I only eventually had access to last night. Then I got up at 6am to do some more.

Didnt get it all done. 2 people couldnt even get on the system. Course cancelled, home by 10am and now probably having to go into work for a normal shift tonight. Ghey.

Was looking forward to 2 weeks of no nights.

Fast, Accurate, Good.  Pick any two from three.  Now that's project management.

bump

I've actually done three hours of proper work so far tonight. This is so very wrong for a night shift :)

I worked at a restaurant from 8.30 am to 2 then went straight to work a gig in Bristol.  Just got back.  My first work since december 9th!

how was jury service?

Fucking pointless.  Got told I wasnt needing on the monday and to give the a ring, they then told me they wouldnt need me for the week but ring again on friday.  I pointed out that Im self employed and i've been turning down work for this (which was a lie) and they agree to discharge me from it.  Twice Ive been called and never seen the inside of a courtroom!

Grr.

Cant remember what your job is.  Something confusing and techie?
 

it scared me just how disorganised the courts seemed - one day they sent a load of people home before we got sworn in, i.e. before people had a chance to say "i know the defendant"... turned out two people knew the defendant and no other jurors were still around to step in, so it got delayed by two days.

I got discharged early as well but bunked off work.

My job this week is to sit around and keep an eye on the phones/emails to make sure nothing goes wrong

Well have fun with that.  Cant keep you company im afraid Im orf!

I've just got in from a night out.

yay.

Im at work. And nothing has happened all night.

Gay.