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Hows things?  :mrgreen:

Busy keeping planes in the sky this evening?

Yes baby.

Ive been playing teh poker tonight and letting the planes crash,I'll blame terrorists or something.

How are you?

Baby? :shock:  :wink:

Just read your poker topic, thats why i don't play, i'll just get shafted. Will have to learn soon though, off to Vegas in 3 months time :D

Those fuckin' Al-Queada (sp?) are a bastard ain't they

Get on www.pokerroom.com you can play for play money and you dont need to down load anything so you can play at work without getting a bollocking :soapy tit wank:

Theres a tutorial and stuff on there as well.

I wish I was off to Vegas in 3 months time,Im not really a big one for the whole travelling about places but I reckon I would enjoy a couple of weeks in the gambling/tackiness  capital of the world 8)

This is your last night isnt it?

Who will I speak to tomorrow?

Can't you do some overtime or something :soapy tit wank:

Answer quicker :x

You'll just have to do what i've done the past 2 nights.....and get extremely bored from 2am onwards :sleep:

No overtime this week, which is ashame, as i need the cash. My ashamedness has been cushioned slightly by the fact that i'm meetin up with a sexy lady friend on Wednesday night, followed by a meal with the girl i was telling you about on Thursday, followed by a long, boozy weekend in Dublin. I'm such a  8) dude!!!

I will be checking that pokerroom out later, ta muchly

Calm down dear.

I was doing work for a change :soapy tit wank:

Quicker :evil:

Sounds like your enjoying the single life.

Fair play..

When you back in?

:D

COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hell yeah!! It feels good to be my own boss again after nigh-on 6 years with the ball and chain. Also, got the ultimate freedom to look forward to.... getting my own pad! I cannae wait :D Life is good  :D  :P  :D

Not back in till next Tuesday now.... That really does take the piss doesn't it :soapy tit wank:

Flippin get a move on!!!!!!!!

Ooooh Im back in next Tuesday after I finish this shift.

You can tell me stories of Dublin and young ladies.I  will pretend ive done something interesting as well :P

Hopefully there will be tales of lovely young Irish ladies, i've got everything double-crossed that there will be!!! The original reason we got this trip organised was to go watch a weekends touring car racing at Mondello Park, but i think we might just go on race day and use the rest of the weekend as a piss-up

Sounds like a plan.

Isnt Dublin full of stag parties and Hen nights these days?

That is my idea of hell to be honest but Im an old grump these days.

HEN NIGHTS!!!!!!! I bloody well hope so. Up-4-it drunk birds has got to be a ticket!

My idea of hell would be fire, brimstone and bielzebub :-))(

I just had to do some work.

 :x

How dare they?!?!?!?!?! The reason we work nights is to avoid work (and daylight, and people)

I thought you were kindly fetching me that picture of Leslie Ash

Is this you?

http://thetownend.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=4647

Nooooooooooooooo

Where's the pic from?

Tbh, thats what i'd imagine STFC Gazza to look like.....

Its from the fans section on thisisstfc.

Hahaha Gazzza doesnt look like that.

I look like a much much rougher version of that.

I'm sure it ain't that bad :wink: I'll post a pic of myself when i move into my flat and have broadband 8) I would say that i look like a much slimmer version of SY (no offence Sonic), especially after shaving my head a couple of days ago

They've got you working again haven't they :cry:

Thats 2 bits of work Ive had since midnight :(

How gay. Not happy, homosexual

exactly :P

As per usual, i have done very little work since 1am and tbh, i didn't do alot of work before that! I bloody love my job i do :soapy tit wank:

Its strange isnt it,  but I rarely get bored doing little and getting paid for it.Though I think its time for me to find a new job I have to work to many Saturdays :|

Tonight I have done my shopping,drunk coffee,played poker,played a few other games and chatted to you 8)

Getting paid for doing nowt rules!

Working weekends does suck, thankfully, i'm in the position where i'm on one weekend, off the next. Phew!

Whatcha buy? Or was it groceries?

Groceries :(

Still, the way i think of it, you were paying for your groceries as you were buying them 8)

Right Im off shortly.

Enjoy Dublin  :wink:

I'm sure i will.

Hope the rest of your shift goes well ie no working :wink:

Back next week

TTFN :mrgreen:

Right, what the fuck do both of you do, and where do I apply?!

:D Get a night job with internet connection.

I think Village does something in a hospital.

Im an Air Traffic Controller :wink:

Exactly, allthough the something should be more clearly defined as NOTHING :soapy tit wank:

So does Guiness really taste different over there?

I hate guinness over here, although i haven't had any for about 3 years before now and my tastes may have changed. I suppose i won't properly know until i sample a pint of the 'black gold' over here, but equally, i don't want to shatter my fantastic illusions of the stuff!! Suppose i will bite the bullet soon though.....

Guinness in Dublin is officially fan-dabby-dosie :P  :P  :P  :P

Cold Guiness is the way forward.

Thats what i was mainly drinking, although i did sample the "warm" stuff and it was equally magical. I have now used the word equally in consecutive posts 8)

amuse me! ,Im bored of Poker.

You still moving into your lurve pad Monday?

You betcha :\/

Got myself a load of Guinness stuff in the shop, including glass clock, coasters and mouse mat, which all look ace 8)

1meg Broadband will be installed on Wednesday, so from that day forth, i vow to become an townend forum geek, none too dis-similar to yourself YR :soapy tit wank:

Kiss goodbye to your life now :D

One of my mates calls this 'the Nerd forum' 8)

I once had a Guiness Toucan that I bought in a Charity shop.I lost it in one of my many moves though.

I have no chat tonight........

Im proabably to tired.

Meh! Im going to have 40 winks.

:kisskiss:

Looking at that spelling, i'd say so :wink:

I spoke to a woman on the phone earlier and she couldn't get her head around x being on her number plate.She kept saying times instead.

Does that make sense?

I laughed and then she said she was dyslexic :soapy tit wank:

To me, no.











To a woman, yes :soapy tit wank:

Soapy tit wank :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

http://thetownend.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=4802

Was i the inspiration for this, or is this just a fluke?!?!

fluke..

Tick bollocks tock bollocks tick bollock tock bollocks

It'd be better :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Freaky-deaky.

Would be funny if the advertisers had slipped it in undetected :soapy tit wank:

I want to go to Ireland and have a pint of Guinness  :cry:

Hellllooooooooooooo Village!

Tell me a tale.

Sorry old boy, i was reading an article in Maxim, about a modern day Frank Abagnale Jr, who managed to snaffle nearly £1million through credit card fraud. He is cool 8)

And, unfortunately, Scottish. And in jail. Apart from that, i want to be him

Ive spent about 300 quid on my credit card in last week and have nothing to show for it :cry:

Thats a lie,I helped fix my brothers dogs leg so I got a happy pooch
.

coooooooooooooooooooooo

coooooooooooooooooooooooo

thats an impression of a dove 8)

The dove from above?

What a generous soul you are!

I think my dog did it so I had to really,though I would have done anyway.

I think i might get this bed for my new pad
 8)
http://www.bedsdirect.com/acatalog/Online_Catalog_leather_bed___limelight___eclipse_235.html

Isnt your place furnished?

Hold the phone, i like this one

http://www.bedsdirect.com/acatalog/Online_Catalog_pine_beds___imagine___starlight_360.html

Nein, only white goods. Have had a 3-piece suite and coffee table donated though. Oh, and a George Fornby grill 8)

Fuck me you must be minted.

I wish, although i have been saving for this for a few months, and my lovely Gran, God bless her, left me some money in her will for me to collect when i turned 21 (6 months ago)

Gaaaawd bless the Queen Mum!

can I move in with you? I only fart when I wake up in the mornings, I drink daily and I stay up really late playing nerdy computer games. I'm the perfect housemate, you'll never see me!

http://www.firebox.com/index.html?dir=firebox&action=product&pid=905

This to go on the bed, this is tres funky 8)

Unfortunately SY, its a two bed place, with two people moving in, and i don't know about you, but i ain't interested in sleeping with men. If you buy yourself a futon to sleep on and pay all my rent, i'll consider it :D

Oh, and you can do all the cooking, cleaning, shopping and drive me to Town games free of charge. Deal? :P

I'm better than the other two  :cry:

That may be so, but you ain't got a job last time i checked

that is correct, I'm living the life of riley

Lisa Riley :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I'm not that fat  :cry:  :cry:

I meant that she is currently unemployed :wink:

do you drink in Abingdon?

I diddly do. Regular haunts include the nags head (on the Thames), the Stocks, the Grapes every now and then, might go to the White Horse every now and then. My local will be the Nags though 8)

I've got to stop saying that :(

I see, if I can be arsed I'll come buy you a drink 8)

although it's probably easier if I just see you in the merlin before footy.

Ta muchly :D

I shall be driving to footy, but a few lime and lemonade's before ko would go down nicely. Thanks for the formal invite 8)

PS Where's the Merlin?

do you know the fire station off the magic roundabout? It's up that road, just keep walking up it, you'll pass the fire station, then a vauxhall garage and then a school 8)

Aaaahhhhh, is that where it is. Well count me in, looking forward to it already :D

Still having trouble Yeovers?

Nah

Im Mc nackered.

you'll both be glad to know that I did a Strat Baron run tonight and my first attempt was succesful and Legplates of Valor dropped 8)

you're all nerds in denial  :twisted:

Ive done a copuple of things .

Im currently messing the AA about 8)

Do you have a Wildheart Kilt? :shock:

Ps i googled this (Strat Baron run) i am not a geek

nah, you can see my stuff here http://wow.allakhazam.com/profile.html?53586

Alcoholics Anonymous? 8)  :beers:

Wildheart set is for Druids, I'm a warrior  :x

SonicYouth=Low intellect :shock:  :soapy tit wank:

That looks nerd-tastic Sonic!  :wink:

at least i can take the piss out of myself :)

Well, we have to keep our sense of humour with the team we support. Otherwise, i may be taken down Littlemore for a "time-out" :)

Nothing to say tonight Village?

Bon soir.

Sorry old chap, i'm busy preparing for the big move this weekend. Its a buggar to organise, but i'm well excited :D

8)

You mean buying stuff on the internet?

Are you going to have to purchase boring stuff like towels and spoons?

http://www.comet.co.uk/comet/html/cache/51_842004.html#

I have just purchased this little puppy on t'internet :P

Boring stuff is being bought tomorrow at Argos, the king of boring tat 8)

http://www.dabs.com/uk/productView.htm?quicklinx=3R5Z&mc=6

Thats the TV i'm getting for the lounge :mrgreen:

Lucky boy  :mrgreen:

Lucky, but skint, boy :-))(

I don't mind paying for the lush stuff that i'll use all the time, its the other stuff that annoys me.....like toilet brush, kitchen utensils, laundry baskets etc. Does my head in :evil:

Still, i'm like a kid at 6am xmas morning :D

Here's where the lad pad is

http://www.ourproperty.co.uk/map_standalone.php?postcode=OX14+3GA&line1=JACKMAN+CLOSE%2C+OX14+3GA&line2=Average+Price%3A+%A3119%2C936&zoomoverride=2

i'm going to pop in for a cup of tea after college everyday.

As long as you bring your own mug, you're very welcome :)

At the risk of sounding gay and crass,go to Ikea for crap things like bog brushes etc its cheap as chips.

I'll leave it there 8)

You'll have to wash it too, we don't have a dishwasher, but we do have fairy liquid 8)

Hello Sonic

I feel like I havent spoken to you for ages.Are you snubbing me? :P

I've never been so you'll have to tell me Yeovers, is it worth a 100 mile round trip? When you take into consideration petrol costs/general laziness?

hello 8)

I've been too busy being geeky to post as much, I'm saving my conversation for the journey to Barnsley  :D

Probably not when you put it that way :P

It is great for when your just setting up though.

Im sleeping on the way up (how rude!)

Daves going to meet us up there 8)

I wonder if Whits fixed his car :o

I cannae wait 8)

I had considered it mate, so thanks for the suggestion. Just didn't seem logical, as the closest one is in Brizzle, had there been one in Oxford, i'd be straight down there. Argos/MFI/Comet/Comfort Maker it is then :D

ponce. I hope Whits car is fixed otherwise we're fucked  :cry: I think I'm going to have to pick you and spacey up from Swindon and then meet Whits in Newbury or something.

Village, I worked at Comfortmaker 8)

Wasn't that a bit of a trek from Bampton?

Sonic's worked everywhere within a 30 mile radius of Bampton :D

Not really, I've only ever worked in Abingdon. My Mum is manager of a concession in the store so I used to go in with her anyway.

this was over three years ago mind.

Ah, i see what you've done there. Who's the new avatar person?

Bastard, you changed it again :twisted:

It was Thurston Moore (of Sonic Youth) but the pic was crappy. I felt like going back to some old school Arthur Horsfield but I'm feeling indecisive.

Welcome back Arthur :advercool: (for now)

I want to change it again, any suggestions?

Phillip Tuffnell- he is my idle, i mean idol :soapy tit wank:

Haha, useless cunt

right, you decide 8)

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/jameswalsh/yoof1.jpg
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/jameswalsh/yoof2.jpg
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/jameswalsh/brazil.jpg
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/jameswalsh/bickle.jpg
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/jameswalsh/leon2.jpg
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/jameswalsh/thora6.jpg
http://thetownend.com/forum/images/avatars/gallery/Past%20Players/arthur_horsfield.jpg

Freaky head baby! Freaky head baby!! Freaky head baby yeah!!!

Fuckin size of that!


Id better change it :D

brilliant :D

i'll do it hold on

Class! :soapy tit wank:  Bagpuss was ace! 8)

done, I'm going to wait until more people decide on my new avatar I think 8)

Thankyou Sonic 8)

Looks good Yeovil, a refreshing change 8)

Wow whits has just signed in.

He must have been out shagging :D

Sonic, as i'm moving out of my village on Monday, i shall require a new alias (ie i won't be Sandy Shaw's neighbour anymore :( )

I shall remain STFC Village though, you can take the boy out of the village, but you can't take the village out of the boing :D

Don't need one right away though, so take your time......

*Ignore*

cant you link to the page?

No, its being gay

I'm doing half nights tonight and Saturday night Yeovers, 10pm til 3am. You on shift over the weekend?

Last one tonight \ :D /

So i'll speak to you tonight.

If I get a chance Fridays are normally busy until midnight.

Excellent news, at least i'll have someone to drag me through the tedium of a dull 5 hour work stint.

What time do you finish?

6.00 am .

Im meeting the lads for a beer and breakfeat at 9.00 then im off on an all dayer and Spurs v Reading.

Im going to be messed up :-))(

Thats Saturday obviously...

Obviously, otherwise you wouldn't be in at work tonight :wink:

 You mean I've bought travel scrabble for nothing :x

yeah, cost me a fortune though  :x #

£19.80  :D

that would be super  8)

just park up at tesco again and i'll come and get ya

did you get battleships to?

Of course!

 I've also got Joe pasquale reads the complete works of Dostoyevsky, for the stereo.

okay, spacey and yeovil can meet me at the county ground or something. You arrange the time.

Good evening, old chap. Busy tonight?

I've been earning my money for a change, been running around like a blue arsed fly for the 1st hour, settled down now.

Got up early, went to Argos/Tekkys and spunked £350 on mostly crap. Did manage to pick up a 21" telly for £80 though 8)

Painfully busy :(

Is that tv for the bedroom or did you decide against the 800 one?

TV's for my room, the £800 one has been purchased. Can't wait to see the ashes in full 32" technicolor 8)

Why are Fridays busy?

Evening :)

Alright Village hows it going?

Well, i feel a bit shitty tonight, drank all day and night yesterday :shock:

I'm like a bear with a sore head :(

Yourself?

Looking forward to the game tomorrow 8)

Looking forward to being off work  8)

Looking forward to some beer. 8)

Top potato :D

I've gotta bloody work next 3 nights :x

I wont be here to keep you company either. :(

Are you going to the Oldham game?

Absolutely, i cannae wait :D

I've been so busy this last week, that it only dawned on me tonight that the season begins tomorrow!!! What a pleasant surprise :D

Are you coming to the Merlin for a pint/coke?

Not sure, i will be coming in with me folks, and we usually get to the ground just before kick off. Will be there for the weekend games though, they fuck off into town early to get the shopping, so i'll be there 8)

8)

am I right in thinking you look like a skinny version of me, village?

Not skinny as in Ethiopian stylie, just thinner

you have my condolences  :cry:

Tbh, its a poor likeness, the hair is the only similarity


















Thank fuck :wink:

in that case we look like half the people who watch swindon  :shock:

We are half the people that watch Swindon :soapy tit wank:

You're not working again, are you Yeovers? I have seen a pic of you at the wycombe game, pissed at the Merlin :D  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

shhhh, he'll murder me for that

Thats nice.

Not working just woken up. :(

You look so happy and contented :D

Where is the new avatar of Sonic? Looks familiar...is it the Merlin?

yep 8)

Cool beans, when is the next home game? I'll be there, i don't feel quite so , intimidated now that i've met some of you :D

sarfend at home, the 10th i think. i'll be in there hopefully it won't be full of away fans again, fucking horrid when it is :/

Excellent, i shall be there, although not drinking as copiously as this evening :D

PS i'm still drinking :beers:

pisshead 8)

i should probably go to bed, dunno why i'm still awake tbh ;/

In the words of Father Jack, "DRINK" :D

next time, can we sdrink somewhere slightly less expensive? £2.40 for a pint of fosters makes baby jesus cry

Sorry Sonic, thats cheap where i was brought up :oops:

hmm, maybe it was the vodka & oranges that were so expensive then, i feel skint now

Sorry old chap, i do believe i still owe you a Guinness Extra Cold :D (yum :P )

i owe everyone a pint, that was about only the second time i've ever got a round in. i'm a proper cheapskate 8)

I feel so priveledged(SP), one day, you'll become a man my son :D

i want to give you the title of village idiot but it's rightfully johno's :(

Well, i made a proper village out of myself tonight! Chatting away to Birdy's mate, and i put my foot right in it by knowing her ex-hubby and she knows my Grandad, Dad, and is best mates with my Aunt :oops: Oh the shame!

i sort of missed that conversation cos i was talking to my mate, what happened? what did you say that made you look like a twit? :D

She described where she used to live in Marcham. I said, "Yeah, i used to play cricket with a guy down there, he cheated on his wife" "Thats my ex-husband" Oh dear :oops:

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

oh well, I guess she already knew  :D

:D I still feel like an absolute mong though :oops:

I hung my head in shame for that :disapprove:

i don't think she was that bothered about it to be fair

No,but that shit will be getting back to my parents! :(  I'm so busted :oops: Oh well :D

on the bright side, she won't be at the merlin 8)

Very true, but i will be seeing her again no doubt(Birdy, this goes no further). My Uncle (who is married to my Aunt who know is best mates with this woman) is a right piss artist! Oh great :( Fuck it, drink...be merry :beers:

chill 8)

i'm off to bed, take care bud

I missed that !  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Superb!!

Oh and £2.40 is cheap for a pint of Fosters!!! I pay £2.55 at home

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

You couldnt write stuff like that, you truely are the Village idiot. :mrgreen:

That's ace village. :D And £2.40 for a pint of fosters is not cheap! I'm used to £1.60 maximum for a pint of fosters and £1.30 on mondays. Even round here you can get £1 a pint of grolsch at Bar Havana in ciren on fridays and saturdays before 9.30pm, that is cheap.