Thetownend.com

And that's if he manages promotion.

(and Caddis is Kevin Horlock or something)

What does this mean?

That I'll be on the pitch on a few year's time trying to encourage everyone to join the pitch invasion?

Never question a Nebuliser Malfunction.

My nebuliser never malfunctions unless it's empty

So you disappear for ages then come back purely to stir up some shit.

Shame on you Ben.

ben you are becoming a troll

son i am disappoint

All hail our dear leader.

HAIL VICTORY.

fB has been away sabotaging the rail roads in case of invasion.

Has Ben been lacking attention of late?

Nope,i gave him a full massage last evening,and this is how he repays me.

Was this how the thread was supposed to go then?

Kevin Horlock I hear you say?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0TPhTgq_fw

Ah the memories.

Noticed somebody slipped in a sneaky Nazi youtube clip earlier as well.

It was the first post made by the user. One might wonder if it was really an established TEFer making up new user names just to troll because they can't get their own way.

I hope I'm wrong.

Attention seeking whoever it was...

So will PdC have to be chased out of a Highworth restaurant by disgruntled locals a la McMahon?

Was in the Rovers end for that one - as well as a load of other Town.

Oh fuck yeah, I am trolling like a trolling troll troll. But like all good troll's you have an element of truth. (or something)


e:


Stirring up shit is more fun than being a boring fucking wiki weasel because you're jealous you can't think up anything funny to edit. At least the former is fun and the latter is the opposite of fun, I think it's called ruining fun. I bet you vote against all the TEF campaign group things too. Cunt face.

(just to keep the clique in order I do love you cunt face samdy, even if you are a tit)

There seems to be a bit of anger about the PDCunt MCCunt comparison.

e: a PM VVVVVV


What a lovely PM. I'm glad you covered both bases there flashheart. Trying to be funny, or not to be funny. This level of critical analysis is clearly beyond anything that anybody has ever come up with before. Do you go that crude on everything you read?

I suppose it's idiot proof. Fuck you Tolstoy, either it's War and you are a tool, or it's Peace and you are an abject failure.

RE: 1984

Sorry George,

Not sure you're trying to be funny or not trying to be funny. Good luck on finding a publisher.

-- Flashheart.

To CS Lewis,

I can't decide if your Narnia stories are dodgy religious allegory or fun adventure tales for everybody to enjoy.

Love -- flashheart

Hello red line at the top of the quick reply bar,

I find things difficult to understand if they aren't one thing or the complete opposite. I'm not sure if I'm completely J.Deacon or the cleverest person who ever lived.

love and hate,

flashheart.

Dear Deidre,

The only thing that gets me sexually exited is grey haired old ladies wearing school uniform.

lots of love,

flashheart

 ::) Somebody has been on the wine. As funny as haemorrhoids.

Oh dear

Looks like someone needs a bit of help.

Don't be afraid to ask mental health patients how they are.

The TEFs sense of humour scale is fucking odd.

This thread sponsored by Blossom Hill.

For what it's worth, I'm enjoying it.

Ben or the rest of us?

Is FB Ben Elton?

Bit of both.

People seem to spit out their coffee/tea/bacon sandwich whatever they happen to be consuming (does that ever really happen?) at stuff that I really dont find funny at all but it seems to appeal to other peoples taste.

Where as loads of people dont see any humour in this thread - whilst I'm far from losing control of any functions or anything - It did raise a chuckle.

Not even just a little bit of wee?

That's life in geeral though isn't it?

Sit 10 people around a table and some will find jokes hilarious and others wont

Nope, unlike alot of people on this forum i'm not an incontinent old man.

There is some truth in this, it is after all hard to overlook their similarities.

For example, Neither of them had English as a first language.

Drunk Ben is ace.

That'll be me.....not sure who else mind

Iffy's Onion Bhaji might well be a sub continent old man ?

With the amount of piss taking that goes on on here I doubt if any of us could muster enough to qualify as incontinent. Grumpy old men, now that's a whole different ball game!

I once registered "grumpycam.com" as a web domain.

I was going to do a website where grumpy old men could just load up videos of themselves having a moan about life in general, but never got around to it.

I still think this would be a winner, but I bet someone has already done something similar by now.

Some bloody young upstart I expect, sitting around drinking wine or beer all day then blabbing off pseudo-intellectual crap on football forums.

"Paolo Di Canio is the next Steve McMahon??"

a) no he isn't
b) we don't have Ricky Cunt anymore - the clubs appears well run at the mo
c)we are all having a fucking great season and loving the reign of PDC

 :D

This thread is ace. Ben is the new Talk Talk :)

Well, not as bad as I was expecting. I had to get drunk just to check what I'd posted.

I'm going to stab you.

“I don’t want to say that my words were far from the truth back then, but when a dog is a puppy you can confuse a chihuahua with a baby rottweiler, one that is only one month old,” said Di Canio.

“A small rottweiler cannot bite his opponent, they need to grow up. After a few months my players became adult rottweilers and they can now fight for their food.

“I am not a dog specialist but when I first said about chihuahuas, I confused an adult chihuahua with a baby rottweiler.

“They were young rottweilers and a young rottweiler against 11 adult dogs is not going to win, because they are too young. Now they are adult rottweilers.”

Fuck me Paolo, thats all a bit seagulls following trawlers.  You are an entertaining lunatic aren't you!

Video here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/16559842.stm

I like that video because you can see him smiling - it's like he knows everyone thinks he's a loon and it amuses him.

Get some sleep, Paolo!

Does that vid freeze after 15 seconds for anyone else?

Doesn't freeze for me Benzel.

So Boateng is the player that he says in the last few seconds will join tonight. Who is the other player that will join at the end of the month?

Will have to try it on my laptop when I get home then. No joy from my phone.

He knows he did a Cantona.

But fuck it. Let's give them some more canine metaphors.

Dog metaphors are much better than bird metaphors anyway.

Good PDC article in the Independent, well worth a read!

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/profiles/paolo-di-canio-my-life-speaks-for-me-6273526.html