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So, with regards to STFC in 2011 it was a year of lots of down and few ups towards the end but didnt we half have some right cunts involved with STFC during the last calender year? but who was the biggest?

I've drawn up a short(!)list and place your votes (even if they arent on the list) and I'll add them up after the Wimbledon game and see who was officially vote STFC Cunt of the Year 2011.

If that person is then a member of twitter I will allow Tans the honour of telling them of their achievement.

Right, my nominations

David Lucas
Scott Cuthbert
Michael Rose
Jonathan Douglas
Andy Frampton
Jon-Paul McGovern
Vincent Pericard
David Prutton
Michael Timlin
Phil Smith
Kevin Amankwaah
Alan O'Brien
Thomas Dossevi
Alan Sheehan
Elliot Benyon
Jonathan Obika
Mike Grella
Alassane N'Diaye
Calvin Andrew
Charlie Austin
Mattia Lanzano
Alberto Comazzi
Leon Clarke
Oliver Risser
Lukas Magera
James Constable
Danny Wilson
Paul Hart

Such a difficult decision - If I had to pick my top 3 it would probably be Hart, Rose and Douglas

Michael Rose
Paul Hart
James Constable (for kissing the Pox badge)

Hart, Rose and Sheehan for me.

Hart, Rose and Clarke for me.

Leon Clarke
Michael Rose
Paul Hart

Michael Rose, Leon Clarke and Steve Lomas as he didnt join us to get us out of our heap of shit!

Jonathan Douglas, Michael Rose and Paul Hart

HART

CUTHBERT

JUTTY

Although I don't think he's "Cunt of the Year", Andrew Fitton's decision to appoint Paul Hart was incredibly mental.

That is one of the few times I heard STFC news and genuinely thought it was a joke.

My vote would go to DAVID PRUTTON though.

I almost included Fitton in my list - the sales of Austin, Morrison and the appointment of Paul Hart were not good decisions by a long shot.

Paul Hart by an absolute country mile.

I dislike him even more than Steve McMahon and Rikkkki Hunt. And that is saying something.

Daniel Vowles.

Prutton
Rose
Hart

Hart by a country mile
Dossevi
O'brian (No brain)

in that order

Some of the names in the list were simply crap or injury prone, and not cunts as such.

Hart or Rose.

Agreed. Only two of those on the list are genuinely cuntish, the others were just crap or irritating.

Rose is a fucking subhuman piece of shit and Hart is even worse.

...Leon Clarke not cuntish?

ok then.

I forgot about him. At least I was trying to.

Thanks DV.

Agree with plenty of names on the list but don't agree with the current squad players being on it.
Prutton, Rose and Hart are the top three for me.

Clarke and Hart, With a bit of Steve Evans for the Circus comment.

You're welcome - I'd also argue Prutton and Douglas were pretty cuntish for their attitudes, they gave up and let us sink. No desire to even try to save us.

I just put up a list, doesnt mean I agree with them all. Some of this seasons squad hasnt been too cuntish as such but alot of people dont like Risser and Magera because they havent been super amazing or anything.

Hart
Prutton
Rose

Me

Why is Calvin Andrew on the list?

Thinking about it...

Who thinks Calvin Andrew is the missing-piece in our forward line?

Douglas for bailing then taking the piss on Twitter when we played Macclesfield.

Rose for his shitness and attitude.

Hart for being a cunt.

because he was shit, basically.

 
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Oh and Hart would get my vote...for THAT interview.

Hart
Rose
Austin

Hart
Douglas
Rose

Probably the favoured 3.

The 'interview' where we played 4-3-3?  :(

Thats the one.

That game made me mental.
1-0 up, thanks to Calvin Andrew..

Then some odd substitutions by Hart, making us play 4-5-1. Furious. AT HOME.
It was a 'win or you are pretty much guaranteed to get relegated and even if you win there's pretty shit chance anyway sort of game' and we... *shudders*

Then to put the icing on the cake, Hart tells the fans that he played 4-3-3. Jesus christ  :no:

I missed this. It was retaliation though, right?

Got to be Paul Hart, closely followed by Leon Cunt and Rose.

Paul hart was useless but at least he genuinely wanted us to win games (for his own rep if nothing more), he did have the backbone of a jelly fish though..& the personality to match.

My vote goes to 'Run?.. d'you know who I am'  Clarke.
Ballbag of the year for me

I know he wasn't employed by STFC during the year but can I nominate Aljofree for being a cunt and a half with his gloating on twitter when we got relegated?

well, if James Constable is in it - then I guess you can vote for Alojfree

Hart
Rose
Clarke

Didnt even need to give that any thought, probably the only 3 i'd class as proper cunts.

And what evidence to you have to back this up? None I suspect  :hmmm:

Hart
Rose
Clarke


And if anyone has a spare vote going, Prutton

Rose, McGovern, Sheehan. Constable is one but he's some other pub team's cunt. Hart had a thankless task but made an absolute balls of it but I don't think he was a cunt - well not until the end when he told the fans what he thuoght of them.
Rose is the biggest, self pitying, useless waste of skin. From day 1, a whingy incompetent fuck. Shit attitude and a worthless lump of shit.
McGovern showed that he was a good player in a good team and a complete cunt in a cunt of a team. Got his contract and played like shite. One of the biggest bottlers seen in a red shirt.
Sheehan was a dumb signing who played like a complete pisshead who was only interested in where his next beer was coming from.  

What exactly has Constable done to incur people's wrath, apart from play for Oxford?

Hart & Rose naturally,

Fairly hard to pick a third as we had so much shite last year, But i'm giving my third vote to Prutton.

Remember being actually delighted when I saw he'd FINALLY been dropped. May have been Harts first game and the only time I was happy during his time managing?

Honourable mention to douglas though for saying he was going to stay then fucking off at the earliest opportunity.

I'm not normally a spelling nazi, but it's Aljokefree.

Fuck. Just typing that made me slightly more retarded.

score past us and then kiss the badge. Thats top cunt points right there...


I *almost* put I'll only allow the vote if no one types Aljokefree in this thread. I should have, would have put my money on the flash though not you Barry.

Fine. I was not aware of that.

Hart
Rose
Hart

you werent aware that constable scored past us and kissed the scum badge?

My three also.

Special mention for biggest (and fatest) non-STFC Cunt of the Year is Steve 'Crooked' Evans.

So many!

1. Hart
2. Rose
3. Prutton/Clarke/Douglas/Sheehan  ;)

Not that he kissed the badge DV, no. I did not go to the game and in view of the result, did not take much notice of the post match reports and comments. Hard to believe I know but there it is.

Looking at the results so far Hart's on course for the Golden Vagina.

1. Hart
2. Hart
3. Hart

Compared to everyone else this bloke was cunt of the century, let alone of the year.

Even Leon Clarke struggles to get in the reckoning

Utter shit!!!   

He said on twitter the other day that stfc was a good club.

I told him he was a lying cunt and reminded him what he wrote

Hart by an absolute mile but Leon Clarke and Michael Rose have mentions....We should actually make a shit looking trophy and send it to the winner every year. Who's up for designing it?

Can we just give them a steaming turd

Yeah, haha.

It was him and the rest of his caravan club that took us down so by taking the piss out of us kinda took the piss out of himself which made me feel better, he's still a cunt.

Ala the IT Crowd shithead of the year award?
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There is no argument its HART, end of thred, turd in the post,

He has already won the Pat Butcher Lookalike competition

Not sticking up for him but no one would of kept us up last year.Those cunts just wanted to leave simple as that.

Perhaps, but his negative formation in home games cost us any chance of winning a game (or scoring a goal).

Relegation battle and one up front at home, never good.

Iffy Onuora stylee

There are shit managers who with the mists of time hold some sort of fond memories a la Kingy for me, Hart with the mists of time will remain an arse.

Got me thinking. Shorten the award to the Golden Vag Award or Harry Potter styleeee the Golden Snatch Award or possibly the Golden Flange Award, more to carry favour with our female readers and contributors who view the the word, see you next tuesday with as much venom as child molesters.

1.  Hart
2.  Rose
3.  Clarke

Fuk 'em all.

The fat twat sat in the front row giving Matt Ritchie shit yesterday at Northampton... Did make I chuckle when he offered me outside...

Never seen the show but that would be fucking perfect.

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No tans, we're talking trophies - not personal dildo collections.

You just want one up your arse

Genius

Paul Hart.

A deluded, useless, Cunt.

Pissing myself laughing (again), as an obviously already sacked, useless old cunt flounders in his last interview:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/s/swindon_town/9466317.stm

From the far flung shores of New Zealand...

I suggest that Paul Hart would need to qualify for this award.

However, the rot had already set in (before PH really fucked up) from the previous year under Wilson. Therefore Wilson needs to qualify also.

Then do you need to consider Andrew Fitton as chairman for the trophy as STFC C@nt of the Year 2011 ?

What about all the players (especially those ex Leeds pricks ) who took advantage of the naive management of Fitton ?.

The winner must be Danny "fucking ' Wilson who would have to be the worst spine less manager STFC since Les Allan.





 

"I think there's been a massive improvement"

That's the clincher right there ::)

I hate that bloke.

Taking us to within 90 mins of the Championship.

Utter Cunt who was clearly one of our worst managers of recent times  ::)

Jesus, I forgot what an absolute cunt he was. Listening to that is like listening to a surly teenage twat.

Vic Morgan should get an award for not decking him.

Hart
Rose
Prutton

What a fucking awful team we had last year.

The cunts were the players who bottled it and jumped ship as soon as they could. Take you pick from all of the fuckers who left as soon as they could.

Hart was negative when the side needed refreshing,fittons decisions and team meddling are the main reason we went down, but both of them did their best for stfc so cunt is harsh on them.

Fully agree arriva - overpaid and overrated (in thir minds) players were the main cunts last year, we will have last laugh though, what goes around comes around eventually!

This

Oh my God. That interview..... listening to it now.. His tone is just so disrespectful.
'I've no idea'

'You're not in the bottom 4 by accident'

'Disgraceful from the fans'

That b@stard.... He should have been fined and sentenced after that interview. Disgraceful. To the fans. To the interviewer. To the club.. Jesus.

Calm down. It's history.

douglas
Prutton
wilson

We're reminiscing.

I'd rather we moan about Paul fucking Hart than Magera, Risser, Crispy or ginger Phil Mitchell whoever the fuck that is.

Every prick who graced the turf at Wembley. A great chance to enjoy one of the greatest days in the clubs history and every single one of them bottled it and turned in a frankly shameful limp wristed performance. Still hurts.

That was 2010 but your point still stands.

Haha what a retard oh dear.

In that case Paul Hart