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Title: Secret Santa Post by: Coca Fola on Thursday, December 1, 2011, 16:55:20 I've drawn out of the hat a guy with very long hair. I need to buy something that takes the piss out of his hair. 10 quid spending limit.
I was thinking a bald cap or maybe baldness treatment, but that's shit. Any ideas TEF? Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Coca Fola on Thursday, December 1, 2011, 17:11:22 What's the cheapest you can buy live animals for? Insects don't count.
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: 4D on Thursday, December 1, 2011, 17:21:45 A pair of scissors?
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Coca Fola on Thursday, December 1, 2011, 17:31:27 Too predictable?
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: jutty274 on Thursday, December 1, 2011, 17:47:40 They do hair clippers for £6.99 in B&M Bargains on the transfer bridges site. If not a nice hairband & brush set in pink.
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: SuggWillSugg MBE on Thursday, December 1, 2011, 17:54:43 A bible and adress it "To Jesus"
Sorted. Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: chalkies_shorts on Thursday, December 1, 2011, 19:04:51 Don't do the fucking thing in the first place. Bollox to Secret Santas and bollox to Christmas
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Coca Fola on Thursday, December 1, 2011, 19:08:05 I am obliged to do it I'm afraid. It's in the accommodation's terms and conditions.
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: chalkies_shorts on Thursday, December 1, 2011, 19:11:29 I am obliged to do it I'm afraid. It's in the accommodation's terms and conditions. Thats got to be a piss take. Tell them to fuck off and quote the Unfair Contract terms Act. What the fuck is the world coming too. Do you get the Easter Bunny there as well. Man the fuck up and tell them to do one. Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Coca Fola on Thursday, December 1, 2011, 19:12:01 :fishing: :D
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Ginginho on Thursday, December 1, 2011, 19:17:07 Lipstick and tampons
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Nomoreheroes on Thursday, December 1, 2011, 19:46:03 nit shampoo
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: cavpete on Thursday, December 1, 2011, 19:56:24 head and sholders
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: No Longer Posh Red on Thursday, December 1, 2011, 20:02:57 Some Hair Curlers
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: phelpsieboy on Thursday, December 1, 2011, 20:21:53 a hello kitty bra
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: chalkies_shorts on Thursday, December 1, 2011, 20:33:59 No fishing at all CF I just can't believe its in the terms and conditions - who the fuck would write that into a contract.
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Batch on Thursday, December 1, 2011, 20:43:03 No fishing at all CF I just can't believe its in the terms and conditions - who the fuck would write that into a contract. Are you fishing again? I think CF was the one fishing. Nobody could write that into the T&C in this day and age. All the non christmassians would be up in arms. Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Notts red on Thursday, December 1, 2011, 20:43:48 A meat loaf or acdc cd, all the people I know with long hair are head bangers.
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Coca Fola on Thursday, December 1, 2011, 21:18:52 No fishing at all CF I just can't believe its in the terms and conditions - who the fuck would write that into a contract. No, I was fishing. :DTitle: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Coca Fola on Thursday, December 1, 2011, 21:19:20 Double whoosh
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Peacocks-Lucky-Coat on Thursday, December 1, 2011, 22:00:35 No fishing at all CF I just can't believe its in the terms and conditions - who the fuck would write that into a contract. Either im looking into things a bit too much, or there are some subtle fishing mind games going on here, whereby CS is in fact fishing by declaring that he indeed was not fishing. I am probably wrong. Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: DRS on Thursday, December 1, 2011, 22:38:45 Shower cap
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: jonny72 on Thursday, December 1, 2011, 22:44:21 I've drawn out of the hat a guy with very long hair. That must be one fucking big hat. Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Barry Scott on Thursday, December 1, 2011, 22:47:02 Buy him a dildo.
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: chalkies_shorts on Thursday, December 1, 2011, 23:02:01 No, I was fishing. :D Ok I'm twat of the day.........well most days reallyTitle: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Baggins on Friday, December 2, 2011, 10:47:14 Suck his cock and give him a tenner.
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: donkey on Saturday, December 3, 2011, 12:39:35 A meat loaf or acdc cd, all the people I know with long hair are head bangers. Was gonna suggest Iron Maiden's Number of the Beast...if he's young he may not have it. If he's got long hair he must, by law, like it (The Eddie the 'Ead statue of 1981), or cut his hair and listen to Westlife. Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Processed Beats on Wednesday, December 7, 2011, 11:49:07 Doing on of these also but am the most uncreative person ever.
A spend limit of £10, what can I get an OCD Northern Irish bloke? Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: TheDukeOfBanbury on Wednesday, December 7, 2011, 13:36:18 Suck his cock and give him a tenner. You just made me spill coffee over my keyboard :) Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: leefer on Wednesday, December 7, 2011, 14:42:23 Seems a fishing rod would be suitable....seeing as it is a fishing thread and added to the fact the ling haired fella could catch a few fish and dish em out like Jesus did......not in the stable granted.
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: nevillew on Wednesday, December 7, 2011, 15:13:38 Seems a fishing rod would be suitable....seeing as it is a fishing thread and added to the fact the ling haired fella could catch a few fish and dish em out like Jesus did......not in the stable granted. Did you mean that leefer ? because we're well over quota on fish puns Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: leefer on Wednesday, December 7, 2011, 15:24:49 No i didnt Nev...though i am a dab hand at such silliness :D
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Red Frog on Wednesday, December 7, 2011, 17:29:23 Doing on of these also but am the most uncreative person ever. A spend limit of £10, what can I get an OCD Northern Irish bloke? 1000 1p coins? Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Coca Fola on Wednesday, December 7, 2011, 18:42:13 We had to re draw because some people got themselves. I've got a German guy. So I'm thinking either mein kampf or a gas mask.
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Bob's Orange on Wednesday, December 7, 2011, 18:53:49 We had to re draw because some people got themselves. I've got a German guy. So I'm thinking either mein kampf or a gas mask. Uh, probably not! What about 3 Martinis? Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Coca Fola on Wednesday, December 7, 2011, 18:57:48 Nah he won't mind with all the Nazi stuff. He regularly makes WW2 jokes.
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Coca Fola on Wednesday, December 7, 2011, 19:07:15 http://www.amazon.co.uk/RUBBER-MASK-1940S-FANCY-DRESS/dp/B000XQP7TA/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1323284741&sr=8-2
War gimp. I like it. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: No Longer Posh Red on Wednesday, December 7, 2011, 19:24:06 Doing on of these also but am the most uncreative person ever. A spend limit of £10, what can I get an OCD Northern Irish bloke? A Bowler Hat :) Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Coca Fola on Wednesday, December 7, 2011, 19:26:13 Uh, probably not! Que? What about 3 Martinis? Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Batch on Wednesday, December 7, 2011, 19:37:33 Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Coca Fola on Wednesday, December 7, 2011, 19:41:36 I don't get it.
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Coca Fola on Wednesday, December 7, 2011, 19:42:16 Oh! Now I get it.
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Luci on Friday, December 16, 2011, 16:37:42 So what did everyone get?
I got a book called "Tweets and status updates" and a fridge magnet :beers: Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: oxford_fan on Friday, December 16, 2011, 17:40:00 A pack of fucking mince pies. I spent £8 on candles from Kath Kidston and get fucking mince pies in return. Cheers, anonymous cunt.
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Nathan on Friday, December 16, 2011, 17:48:53 A pair of gloves.
Classy. Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: suttonred on Friday, December 16, 2011, 18:25:37 Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Red Frog on Friday, December 16, 2011, 18:29:04 You're on the ball, Sutts!
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: tans on Friday, December 16, 2011, 19:14:38 A pack of fucking mince pies. I spent £8 on candles from Kath Kidston and get fucking mince pies in return. Cheers, anonymous cunt. Haha. What brand? Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: No Longer Posh Red on Friday, December 16, 2011, 19:17:21 Fuck all, we don't bother (that's IT for you).
Bah Humbug Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Coca Fola on Friday, December 16, 2011, 22:32:11 A book called Comedy Writing Secrets and a gimp/gas mask.
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: joteddyred on Friday, December 16, 2011, 22:39:26 I got two handmade soaps - one lavendar and one orange and cinnamon! Talk about a gift for an old person. They're going straight to my nan as a little extra, she'll think they're great.
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: leefer on Friday, December 16, 2011, 22:45:23 I got two handmade soaps - one lavendar and one orange and cinnamon! Talk about a gift for an old person. They're going straight to my nan as a little extra, she'll think they're great. :D Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: otanswell on Friday, December 16, 2011, 23:13:07 I drew myself somehow in secret santa this year so i bought myself 100 fags and a bottle of whiskey
winning Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Bogus Dave on Friday, December 16, 2011, 23:26:49 I got a tin of beans and a pizza
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: oxford_fan on Friday, December 16, 2011, 23:53:18 Haha. What brand? Some Scottish one. They're meant to be good apparently, but I'm not having it. It says 'Miniature Mince Tarts' on the bloody label too - not even regular size!! Will update you on the brand tomorrow morning when I look at the pack. Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: otanswell on Saturday, December 17, 2011, 01:35:19 Walkers they are...i got sent some by samsung
Theyre quite nice actually Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Luci on Saturday, December 17, 2011, 07:56:14 A pack of fucking mince pies. I spent £8 on candles from Kath Kidston and get fucking mince pies in return. Cheers, anonymous cunt. Haha there's a lesson to be learnt here.... Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: slinky on Saturday, December 17, 2011, 08:30:49 I got a book (Grumpy Gits Guide to Technology) and a bag of Asda Nuts. What a pile of crap, I was less than impressed and I think the disappointment on my face was clear. I do work with a bunch of cunts so it didn't come as a surprise!
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: Bob's Orange on Saturday, December 17, 2011, 09:23:39 I got a 2003 Bordeaux.
Title: Re: Secret Santa Post by: mrverve on Saturday, December 17, 2011, 10:06:50 I bought a girl some Soap and Glory stuff after JFW's recommendation. I recieved showergel, shampoo kit!
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