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To the heartbeat theme


Raffa
Raffa de vita runs down the wing for
DUHNA DUHNANA DUHNA DUH NA NA DUHNA DUH NA NA

 i don't dwell in terh townend, but in the past two hours i'ver been singing it at strangers, and they have LOVED it. so it has to happen tbqfh

Are you on drugs?

Inspired Dave, I bloody love it

Yeah I like it. Cept I've had Heartbeat in my head for over an hour now.

I don't know the Heartbeat tune and I'm pretty sure I want to keep it that way.

Few clubs have this, know my Arsenal mate sings this tune to 1 of their players and we adapted it at our cricket club for 1 of the wicketkeepers...very catchy and a good crack, I'm on board even if It's Gabby Gab-ildil-ondo runs down the wing for me, whoever is starting on the wing over next few games!

WHERE THE FUCK IS GABILONDO!

To the tune of that glory glory man united shit. Tried to start it on twitter but then he fucking started playing! Can't complain though. Love the guy. =D

Totally unrelated, I just remembered a great song, sung by Man U fans to Gary Neville...

Neville Neville, you play in defence,
Neville Neville, your play is immense,
Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad,
Neville Neville is the name of your dad

Best song ever.


FACT!  8)

No best song ever is the Ji Sung Park one.

Leeds Enouch Showmuni chant deserves a mention.

As does Spurs one about Sol Campbell.

I quite like Huddersfield's Novak song.

I like pie

We should adopt this and change to Neville w  your puns are shiiiiiiiiiiiit, and we all ignore theeeeeeem, Yep i'm bollocksed

Phil Smith, Phil Smith, Phil Phil Smith. He drops the ball, it goes in the goal. Phil Phil Smith.

Some guy suggest one about Matt Ritchie that I couldn't get out of my head for days.

"Don't you wish your winger was Matt Ritchie. DON'T CHAAAAAA" To the tune of Pussycat Dolls.

This is Liverpool's Maxi Rodregues song, i'm not a huge fan of ripping decent original chants off

We'd never fucking sing anything then would we

Better stop singing Wise Men Say then hadn't we?

I think some have generally been used for everyone for a long time, but the heartbeat thing was quite quirky and original and best left to Liverpool. Some songs just shouldn't be copied....like i'm actually embarassed for clubs other than Milwall that sing no one likes us, we don't care. I think Woking sang it when we played them in the cup and it's just cringeworthy.

Hahahaha, I'm having that.

Seconded!

Like I say, it isn't mine. I'd pay to hear the town end do the second "DON'T CHAAAAA."

This definitely needs to be sang

Do any other clubs do any songs to the "Grandad we love you" tune?

"Ferry, we love you,
Ferry, we do.
Though you have got Jedward hair
and rarely score too."

thirded!

fourthed, this must be sung at the next home game

With a Pussycat Dolls song in addition to the (frankly brilliant) Barbara Streisand / Simon Ferry song, we may well have the campest fans in professional football.

A friend and I started the Simon Ferry one, we will get Pussycat dolls going too.

Pretty sure "Will Smith is your dad" will never take off, but we'll keep plugging away.

You mean "Can't help falling in love with you" ?

Or "Can't Help Falling in Love".

how about 'whatcha gonna look like with matt ritchie on ya, watcha gonna look like with matt ritchie on ya...'

one for our captain-town called malice.....                                                                                                                              Struggle after struggle year after year,                                                                                                                                      the atmosphere is a fine blend of ice,                                                                                                                                      I'm almost stone cold dead,                                                                                                                                                          we gotta jock called caddis.